/tg/Station 13

TheTerbs

watch dogs is so incredibly boring, ive played about two hours and im already tired of the gimmicks, the entire game is PRESS X TO GIMMICK, literally all they would have had to do to make this an interesting game would be: 1. you get a handgun and one magazine, bullets are rare because chiraq gun la...

TheTerbs

the best way to get rid of bodies is to parapen, then beat them to death and use the pda exploder to gib the body

TheTerbs

poorly done characters with retarded quirks

hardcore rp'ers

TheTerbs

Talk to Pate in Forest of Fallen Gaints, go through the little dungeon trap he's next to and talk to him again he'll give you the large soapstone. You don't have to kill Heide knights Restart as a sorcerer and blast your way through the game on ez mode you find magic urns in the first level, two of...

TheTerbs

ColonicAcid wrote:>tru blu games
this can't be real.
no

oi is real m8, quite the sticky wicket eh? heuehueuheuhuheuhehuehue

TheTerbs

ColonicAcid wrote:>your avatar.
you mean redtapes avatar right?

you have discovered my secret

i am ruptup

TheTerbs

Mr Wondrous wrote:God bless terbs
God bless america

change your avatar to my avatar pls

TheTerbs

are you fucking excited?

u fakken no i luv cricket m8

TheTerbs

miggles wrote:yeah terbs youre a fucking idiot

yeah well your not a very nice man

TheTerbs

ColonicAcid wrote:I've walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian...are just a man. And the world's smartest man poses no greater threat to me than does its smartest termite.

WHAT IS A MAN

TheTerbs

have you ever made retarded generalizations about an entire sex have you ever realized almost all of the terrible people on earth are women like i went to the high schools graduation over here to get some sweet teenage ass and also because its always a show and someone always falls and i was just b...

TheTerbs

Kraso wrote:it's like a zombie virus only it gives you severe mental retardation and love to pugs

Huehueuehueybyehgyehueguhuouigyihue

TheTerbs

Wow what about me, dick

TheTerbs

Were your gfs fat

No woman can be smart and attractive unless they are fucking insane

TheTerbs

nigga is you 12

TheTerbs

Wait what did you fuckasses do to cult

Did you add a rune tab

TheTerbs

why do you have two hats

TheTerbs

contacts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> glasses

dwit

TheTerbs

Stickymayhem wrote:Have you ever made a have you ever general?

yes

TheTerbs

ask people if they have ever done something before have you ever gotten naked and just taken a big piece of meat and eaten it with just your hands oh my god its so good, i made this big ass 7.5 pound chicken and i just sat down and ate it with my hands, and then i split it with my doge and we had a ...

TheTerbs

katanas are jap shit that couldnt cut the dick off a man made of sausage

TheTerbs

miggles wrote:jesus christ srifen do you WANT to have a heart attack

dude thats not a lot you should see some of my meals, sometimes they are inhuman

TheTerbs

miggles wrote:1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.

1 is lie, steve blum isnt real

TheTerbs

ありがとうございます YOUR MANDARIN IS LOUSY IT CAUSES MY EARS GREAT DISCOMFORT I translated that myself, and it's correct dammit! YOU BRAY LIKE AN ASS YOU ARE NOT TO SPEAK UNTIL SPOKEN TO IT IS TOO MUCH TO HOPE FOR BUT.. Do you speak Cantonese? I'm afraid I do not. I just know Kanji and Kana as a hobby. I DI...

TheTerbs

everybody should get keys to a generic civilian mech at the beginning of the round

like cars

space cars

TheTerbs

yeah good because math is fucking stupid, retarded, and gay

fuck math

the fuck is algebra

the fuck is it

TheTerbs

Remie Richards wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
Remie Richards wrote: ありがとうございます
YOUR MANDARIN IS LOUSY IT CAUSES MY EARS GREAT DISCOMFORT
I translated that myself, and it's correct dammit!

YOU BRAY LIKE AN ASS YOU ARE NOT TO SPEAK UNTIL SPOKEN TO

IT IS TOO MUCH TO HOPE FOR BUT.. Do you speak Cantonese?

TheTerbs

Vekter wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?
im gonna say

1 is a lie

Spoiler:
fucking wrong

so none of them are a lie then

TheTerbs

terbs you think muscle cars are the best thing since wine in a can and you've mugged an underage for her drug money. I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to talk about culture in any way, please, for the sake of everyone here, when the word culture and art are mentioned just turn 180 degrees and wa...

TheTerbs

THE EXQUISITE ART OF THE SAMURAI SWORD? DONT MAKE ME LAUGH, YOUR SO CALLED EXQUISITE ART IS ONLY FIT FOR JAPANESE FATHEADS

*BEARDSTROKE

TheTerbs

Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?

im gonna say

1 is a lie

TheTerbs

yeah painted toe nails are qt on a grill but on a guy its weird dude

like we;re supposed to have hairy caveman feet man gurks are lucky i even cut my toe nails

TheTerbs

paprika wrote:1. I paint my toenails
2. I've never shitposted on 4chan
3. I made no mistakes on my DMV written or driving test (for both cars and motorcycles) and have never been stopped by the police

3 is the lie

no one has ever gotten a perfect score on that

TheTerbs

everyone post your subtle brags and attention grabbing here

1. i stole a Cadillac and got away with it once
2. i am a card carrying member of mensa
3. i am a former getaway driver

TheTerbs

Cipher3 wrote:Hydraulic clamp on a Ripley can crush people, though I haven't tried it and it's probably not effective.

It's ok, it doesn't make a noise when it strikes so if someone isn't paying attention you can get 2 or 3 hits before they react

TheTerbs

this is a great fucking idea, mechs are awesome

paprika wrote:ripleys and odys are weak as fuck

odys are fantastic for warping around with your waifu in your sleeper, adventuring through the station going fast

optional: lockers with people in them in your ripley cargo bay

TheTerbs

engineering incompetency is the best incompetency, it adds humor and fun "HULL BREECH IN KITCHEN" "ENGINEERING TO KITCHEN HULL BREECH" and as all the oxygen is sucked from the gaping hole, engineering is afk or dead also great place to get a new ID is engineering http://puu.sh/8Y...

TheTerbs

I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT

BUT I HAVENT GOT A STITCH TO WEAR

TheTerbs

I WOULD GO OUT TONIGHT

BUT I HAVENT A STITCH TO WEAR

TheTerbs

eva still best

TheTerbs

Brotinheyst wrote:danno, whats in your character's hand

a cock

TheTerbs

I have a new policy. Every wizard round, no matter what role I'm playing. Captain, HoS, Warden, Officer, Assistant, Engineer, whatever. As soon as a wizard appears I'm going to suicide. It's that simple. Fix magic missile or ban me for suiciding in key positions. I don't care. I've never seen a sin...

TheTerbs

You can actually stun and cuff larvas. This will prevent them from evolving and you can pull them around to have them not escape. They can't even enter vents this way. if you handcuff someone in space, just dont fucking handcuff someone in space dragging someone in space is broken, if they are hand...

TheTerbs

paprika wrote:I don't think anyone doubts your connections to the furry community terbs

i have connections in every community

TheTerbs

Comrade Leo wrote:If you are infected with a Xeno babby, and are welded into a locked, when the babby bursts it's also welded into the locker.

you can actually manufacture xeno babby antibodies

one round i had xeno babby antibodies for no reason and kept getting raped but nothing happenb

TheTerbs

[sighs externally] @Terbs, Pandar, Yakk, Nerd, Psy. NO! :D Yeah but i'm not fuckin around kid, you can make 100 dollars just drawing some faggots fursona, no nude shit, no dicks, just his fursona 200 dollars for a scene of furry dicks going into pussies, upwards from there for color and details Im ...

TheTerbs

Kocoa I can make you thousands of dollars each month if you let me be your agent

I know certain communities that would pay a lot of money for scenes of their fursonas or favorite ponies

I am serious, I only want 30%

TheTerbs

Incomptinence wrote:Terbs terbs you do realise your speed is in metres per second not miles per hour right?

who cares its fucking slow as shit

TheTerbs

ColonicAcid wrote:>having a tiny bit of imagination now equals autism.
oh terbs you never cease to dissapoint.

TheTerbs

terbs its in steam early access who cares its shit forever You're a moron. The above sentence also explains why you didn't find space engineers fun. oh im sorry i dont have autism and enjoy doing literally fucking nothing or building giant fuckin waifu cocks and smashing them into stupid shit at li...

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