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>promising never to play a 4x game

bitch why

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so cKnoor and this guy Wiz or whatever (who i've heard Arumba talk about a bunch, I am a big strategy fan) made basically a let's play (in Paradox headquarters of course) where they played as mushrooms who just wanted some friends and I am really hyped right now

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"Steal five dirty lizard tails"

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also, I just noticed everyone is changing their avatars, what the fuck

why is everyone doing it at the same time?

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the entire meme is his entire inability to learn from his mistakes and admit he's wrong

Royce is like a budget protagonist in a shit teen movie, except that Royce stays this person forever

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my story wasn't trying to get more evidence of his shittery, it was just a personal story of "what the fuck" that happened to center around royce

also all bad memes have to die at some point

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so royce has become a meme, huh? while we're at it, a royce story about maybe why he is maybe (?) banned from RD from a while ago >be security officer >do some security memes for a while >get reports the RD has killed someone >go investigate (I am the science officer) >person wearing Cap's clothes w...

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Load the nuke into the pod I've seen this happen once. The nuke was stolen. Still better than having to go from your pod to the ship and then back to the station to plant it. If you have it on the ship, don't attract that much attention from hardsuited people, and plant the nuke in a different plac...

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TankNut wrote: Load the nuke into the pod

I've seen this happen once.

The nuke was stolen.

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tfw you couldn't play on april fools day but it was shit anyway apparently

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inb4 crate kidnapping is a popular greytide thing

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That reminded me of an opposite kind of nuke ops story on a non april fools game A couple of free Golems spawned in before the ops had arrived and took the nuke disk back from the fluke ops and spaced the nuke while it was armed The golem who saved the station had like 0.45% health left after the en...

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so a golem spawned two ice spiders, and with a little admin monkey spawning....

DO YOU WANT TO BE A GIANT SPIDER????
JOIN THE SPIDER LEGION TODAY!!!!

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Since we are talking about shrapnel now, why don't we make it so that "sharp" objects (rods, shrapnel, etc.) have a chance to embed into walls or any kind of construction? This way frag grenades and bombs would still damage constructions to an extent without blowing holes in the station. S...

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This looks like everything I've ever wanted AND it's releasing on my fucking birthday.

I fell specials.

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Holy shit, brb, time to turn into a power gamer

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:if you inject them with unstable mutagen they become Rail Snails and leave traintracks in their wake and go choo choo

what are you trying to say

fucking train snails?

In space?

i love it

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Bu- but... muh hugbot... Seriously though, if we want a shitty stunbaton Borg, we already have the standard model (which can actually do some shit like space exploring but in general is still shit) The point of this idea is to be gimmick-y but still be effective by not being shit and EXTREME VALID H...

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>tfw thread has been derailed get back on topic you autistic cucklords

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I remember hearing once where some guys stole an armored truck in Mexico full of radioactive waste. Everyone got fucking scared there was about to be a dirty bomb made, but they quickly found the truck abandoned. Apparently the idiots thought it was a money truck, opened a barrel, got dosed to shit...

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Wow, you actually go... outdoors??

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ShadowDimentio wrote:Play toxins and plant bombs all over the station in smugglers satchels and threaten to BLOW IT ALL TO HELL if NT doesn't pay you a million spacebucks.

YOU LITTLE BASTARD THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

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>latejoin as ONLY sec member an hour into the round >get my gear ready >"Get over to the bridge" >ok >captain promotes me to HoS >ok? >never been a head before >get gear ready again for the second time >captain arresting clown in bar >clown was giving out lube and drugs in his own little c...

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I think we should do a test where we increase the deadliness of weapons, like Malkevin is suggesting, and decreasing the chance and effectiveness of stuns/disables, like in this thread , so that tasers/stun weapons are not one hit GG without any kind of anti-stun chemicals or implants. Well, change ...

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So you just have to wait for some kind of random event for the round to continue? (without any admins on to force round end/events)

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What happens when every single person has died in a round? (besides nuke, because that is the end game conditions)

I have never had a round where this has happened.

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Reece wrote:Ammending my previous post about playing as Mr Freeze.
You can in fact kill people with the nanofrost on sybil.

The game mechanics would work the same on both servers.

Nanofrost can kill people on Sybil and Basil

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I've never ACTUALLY done this, but I've had an idea >traitor scientist >make a buncha bombs with different frequencies in smuggler satchels across the station >blow up one in sec >send to centcomm: I'M HOLDING THIS STATION FOR RANSOM. EVERY FIVE (BYOND) MINUTES I DON'T GET BLUESPACED A RANSOM, A BOM...

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Zellion wrote:remove all security jobs except HoS, rename his job title to loot pinata, everyone on the station spawns with an energy gun for self defence and to persecute crimes that happen to them personally

Actually this is an interesting "event" idea, but not a week long test

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when comms go down, there is literally no way to communicate with people remotely.

though I have seen admin intervention, like making Tcomms all R-walls

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Actually, I think Box has gotten fixed

Try the metastation revolution another day

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Box keeps on fucking up the server whenever it is chosen

our star item has become our star enemy

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Speaking of executions, I'm not sure if I have ever seen a public swirlie execution

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He's planning to put maint around the edge like a shell, with maybe some windows.

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Strangely, bagil is also a name for june. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bagil

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Isn't it also possible to capture the tesla in a locker?

Though that was probably more possible before the tesla's movement speed was buffed.

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This is the worst case of hypocrisy I have ever seen

What is the cure doc

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Worst one I've ever seen as me being sec

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People should be able to EVA easily - while the ship is in motion the area around it should act like normal space.

This is because of inertia - one wouldn't suddenly stop if they get flung off a ship going really fast in space.

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>ready up >I'M LIVING THE DREAM >goddammit >spawn as only sec officer >clown and mime start beating up people around the HoP line >arrest them both >HoS starts lasering random people >"HoS what are you doing" > HoS comes into sec with a person beating him >arrest beater >HoS goes back out ...

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I like the lighting, the consoles and extra crew stuff. I do miss a lot of the tg aesthetic stuff though, like our selection of hairstyles and our clothesmate vendors with a greater selection of cosmetic outfits. Also are their human sprites different than ours? The heads seem a little flatter Thei...

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Here are my opinions on things if gooncode ever gets permanently gets added to the server(s): Things that should be added but changed: -lighting engine The smooth lighting engine is nice to look at, but my god is it dark as fuck. The hallways and departments are so dark. The lighting engine should b...

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Seems more consistent than just reducing the countdown, and can allow for weaponizing Plasmaman corpses. ---- Off topic but Plasmamen remind me of something... https://www.singulo.io/tg/src/1458138523065.png "You think Plasma is your ally, but you were merely adopted by it. I was born in it, m...

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nuke will be a 255/255/255

fridges may protect you from all explosions

prepare setting up the bomb then stuffing all the nuke ops into a fridge

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blah blah wearing stun gloves blah blah

>stun gloves

When

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wait, so first we had Kor's lava land lag a few days ago
This was caused by ruin lag

Then we have the lag round where time was at 1/3 speed, and also lag ops

Then a few days later we get this lag fix

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
ADMIN AGENDA CONFIRMED
ITS ALL BEEN A LIE

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an admin dropped the biggest possible explosion at the bridge and all of us were able to not only follow the the shockwave as it blew apart the station, but talk about it with no delay to the chat. it was beautiful. Before this fix I couldn't even follow where I was going sometimes because of lag S...

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This isn't /that/ kind of lag fix. CPU getting to 100% is not a common occurence anymore. It took: all turfs being active (atmos processing) 6 singulos and a bunch of 12,something,something bombs all of this shit at once, to cause any noticable lag. this is not something that will degrade as more c...

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Yep, HoP is the Captain-Under-Glass (break in case of ninja assassins). Though he's not, as many assume, the second in command - meaning that he has no authority over other departments until he becomes the acting captain. Typically most HoPs rush security, grab stunbaton, sec hud and basically beco...

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Can anyone else not connect at all to both the severs? Or is it just me?

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