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every time I eat pizza I am just reminded I'd like everything on it without the bread even more. i have the opposite problem, i'd like the pizza without anything just the bread please Why eat pizza then? Gitchu some focaccia or somethin. i dont eat pizza, now to leave this thread before i get my le...

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SaveVatznick wrote:every time I eat pizza I am just reminded I'd like everything on it without the bread even more.

i have the opposite problem, i'd like the pizza without anything just the bread please

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bring back the old space panda

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:why should syndicate tech be one step ahead? they're a bunch of retards who don't know how to run a plasma research station and rely on sending people to steal cans of the purple fart gas

They compensate for being dumbasses by bringing in bigger guns.

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For our definition here, a murderbone is when an antag kills a large percentage of crewmembers.

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Sheodir wrote:stop signing your posts that's space panda's thing

anyway no all tg servers are roleplay servers, LRP is still RP and we should take steps toenforce this

Actually, signing your posts was bobbahbrown's thing until space panda did it as well and now it's not cool anymore

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bee chungus

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Put him to sleep. Slap him on a stasis bed in maints. Begin removing all vital organs, the heart, the lungs, etc. Not the brain. Remove the headset and store it somewhere. Once he wakes up, tell him that if he were to move away from the bed, he would die instantly. Cackle like a mad scientist while ...

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Third Hand: Gives you an extra right hand. Can be combined with the Hulk mutation to get Four Hands mutation. (exclusive against Third Hand mutation) How difficult would this be to code? Not very, because we have support for more than 2 hands. We don't use that support for anything though short of ...

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in general:
was browsing through flickr for images while using incredimail (yes, incredimail), found the dog photo that i use to this day
in discord:
i have no idea why but i uploaded the one from you dont know jack 2015 as my profile pic and i haven't felt the need to change it

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rave is learning

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You've got about a 25% chance of getting an item unique item to that crate, then the rest is just filler. We basically did crash the market today. [flash=]PATCH 1.2[/flash] We've almost doubled the number of enemies in the game since original release. There is now also chronoresets. We haven't figu...

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oranges wrote:he bought

Good. Crash the market with a syndicate nuclear attack when he is sleeping. We will see about it tommorow.

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Meson vision. You can see the enviroment clearly like you have a pair of mesons taped to your forehead. If you combine this with (read: use alongside) thermal vision your eyes melt.

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cacogen wrote:

Bro that's just a screenshot of The Witness

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remanseptim wrote:
Tarchonvaagh wrote:I love how these random people think everyone recognises them upon hearing their "catchphrase" or something
to be fair, people recognize me whenever I do my emote spam.
it's because mine has *aflap in it.

please stop you're clogging up deadchat

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We never said anything about "specialty valid rules." The last time someone asked for clarification regarding the antag status of undercover cops, we literally pasted goof's response into the thread. https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=26909&p=566200#p566198 That's ...

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the fatsprites look better than the skinnysprites

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If you're discussing flashes, don't forget about revs.

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From what i've seen, it's good and it makes deadchat less salty because the ghosts have something to do that isn't AFK all day.

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I laughed at how terrible "mecha five-star" is for a name. Who would name their child mecha?!

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On the other hand, cyborgs are multipurpose with many modules for various niches and departmental uses. Not just engineering experience is required (even if engineering is the most popular choice), there's medical experience, service experience, janitor experience, a bit of security experience, mini...

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The role of an AI is to coordinate the efforts of the station crew and communicate, while handling and relaying information (i.e. what you see, what you get PDA'd from an anonymous tip, etc). Engineers barely do any communicating (off to my autism fort/SM setup!) and no coordination (There's a breac...

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so i got bored of it in a few minutes and turned on cheats and looked around for what shit is there

Spoiler:

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If we're going to talk about bias towards rock can we address how you, sticky, have involved yourself in every administrative issue involving rock recently, as well as rock's signature featuring a screencap of you singing his praises? It's not a good look, you might want to consider recusing yourse...

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time for round 3: rock makes a complaint against dr. aura

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they're all fawlty towers character names
why? i have no idea
[youtube]H-oH-TELcLE[/youtube]

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this thread's title is so long it goes offscreen on my phone

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you may post peanuts about a ban or an admin complaint in a designated peanut thread, usually found in general discussion (however you must stay on topic about the ban/complaint being talked about in the thread, or else it will be considered shitposting)

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prefer the old one, having the mouth gaping open looks comical

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I say yeet the RNG and make it just an RnD console but with cold hard CASHMONEY as currency instead of research points.

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To clarify, goof's intention was, and i quote from the original PR description: Gangster VS Gangster: Valid. All times. Even if it's same-team. These crime families aren't exactly known for their stability or rigid code of honor. Gangster VS Civvie: Don't start shit for no good reason. Standard esca...

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https://www.myinstants.com/instant/the- ... ton-20451/

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[2020-01-12 00:26:07.959] SAY: AbominationBanisher/(Rotciv Iilems) "I THINK I ATE BAKED BEANS FOR LUNCH AND THE SHARTS ARE SLIPPING OUT!!" (Escape Pod One (161, 218, 2)) [2020-01-12 00:26:34.862] EMOTE: AbominationBanisher/(Rotciv Iilems) farts a huge cloud of toxic gas (Escape Pod One (4...

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You can't make this shit up.

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griffithlol wrote:
FloranOtten wrote:WYCI
Not gonna lie i dont know what this means

It means "when you code it"

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MisterPerson wrote:Just to be clear, the PTL is the big mining laser that exchanges power for money, right?

Ehh, not really mining, just firing a laser at someone who wants a laser fired at him for reasons.

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Eskjjlj wrote:Players should pass quizzes about game mechanics to unlock jobs. They wouldn't be all clueless this way.

they're just gonna look up the answers on the wiki without learning anything

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Timonk wrote:
oranges wrote:harder than you
Wanna measure hardness????

hey, check out how hard i can pee

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:
saprasam wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:5
surely not 5 entire bottles right
Im light drinker

wow, quirk powergamer, go toggle on hardcore mode

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I wont' be doing that Well if you don't do something soon you'll hear more from people for exmaple: How you destroyed Cult gameplay. Cults have instant-heal-fix Revive runes. for exmaple: wizard for example: Syndicate Ops for example: Bombing medbay for example: Killing doctors for example: Any Mur...

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Sybil 2

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unstable mutagen dispenser go bzzzzt

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vcordie wrote:
Atlanta-Ned wrote:
oranges wrote:

Imagine actually believing this lmao
this was true back when kor was the '''''''design lead''''''
Still got that chip on your shoulder, huh

these scars wont heal

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Shadowflame909 wrote:re-open the pr now now now

whats the point of being the strongest antag if you don't have the hardest objectives

because these "hardest" objectives are barely related to the theme of the strongest antag

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crash it with a korean FUD

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quick, post /biz/ memes

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I think goon has this in the form of reagent tipped scalpels.

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Insert random 4chan channel i have no idea about here.

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Ivuchnu wrote:Pills can be very, very lethal.

You can choose not to eat the red pill.

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