/tg/Station 13

J_Madison

Or you could just kill them. Cultists can't ressurect, worse they can do is spam ghosts at you but even then that's not very effective. no i cant greentext i'm not here to ruin other people's rounds because they get caught in the crossfire Is Joan adding another cult round with its own problems (re...

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I don't even validhunt what are you on about I have the lowest kill ratios of hos players on team antag I just don't want to feel like I could do a better job playing chaplain and hos on two screens at the same time. Like it's my duty to do to you what you want to do to me - convert you to my side.

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Case 14; Gang. Today will be a good shift. Three good officers. Elite combat qualifications. Top of their class. I need not tell them what to do. For they already know what and how to do it. Quiet whispers of paint in the dark. Little whispers of gang activity. One of them tries to stick my men. But...

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Strength? Personal integrity? Are you trying to create a new map for the game or a fascist utopia? I don't hire people that are childish and difficult to work with, disrespectful and untrustworthy. Bman has shown he has no respect to me and others, and shows no sign of responsibility or maturity. S...

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I'm not making this thread into a ban request.

Last 3 incidents happened within the last week. First incident happened on a daily basis on Sybil.

We'll pull ckeys on discord tonight.

It's part of a larger problem when ckeys involved have a history of gross abuse of power and shittery.

J_Madison

a genuine mistake is not greytiding brig and spamming smoke whilst pissing off sec A genuine mistake is not attacking sec and brig then using your armblade to break out of the cell then ghosting in permabrig. A genuine mistake is not beating all prisoners retarded during cult with the bible. A genui...

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hello is this still under development and do you still need sprites in exchange of jew gold You need to be more responsible and mature, in addition to improving and strengtheningyour own personal integrity. As of current, you will not be able to pass any tests that signify trustworthiness, integrit...

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Like you would ahelp a blatantly incompetent CMO for doing shit surgery to you or a CE that can't wire or mix.

I do not want to be forced to work with someone who either hates me or is grossly incompetent.

J_Madison

ShadowDimentio wrote:Cargo, chemistry, botany, roundstart chappy, extra slot chappys

lolno
nope
yeah right
brigged
closed slot/nobody opens

J_Madison

at 8 minutes we had implanted cargo and lots of useful people. 14 minutes in we're established in cargo and had everyone useful implanted. by 20 minutes all crew in public and not latejoin were implanted. at this point, a 3 man deathsquad and 2 individual sec officers went around kidnapping and kil...

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at 8 minutes we had implanted cargo and lots of useful people. 14 minutes in we're established in cargo and had everyone useful implanted. by 20 minutes all crew in public and not latejoin were implanted. at this point, a 3 man deathsquad and 2 individual sec officers went around kidnapping and kil...

J_Madison

at 8 minutes we had implanted cargo and lots of useful people. 14 minutes in we're established in cargo and had everyone useful implanted. by 20 minutes all crew in public and not latejoin were implanted. at this point, a 3 man deathsquad and 2 individual sec officers went around kidnapping and kill...

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The round has ended. You managed to survive the events on the worst station ever created ever as JI!H#$ K@3$KSG?@S. Shift Duration: 0:34:26 Station Integrity: 86.1% Total Population: 57 Evacuation Rate: 20 (35.1%) (on emergency shuttle): 20 (35.1%) Survival Rate: 32 (56.1%) D-0 R.F. (Played by: Hath...

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Losing is part of the game. Your character will frequently die, sometimes without even a possibility of avoiding it. Events will often be out of your control. No matter how good or prepared you are, sometimes you just lose. A potentially avoidable situation by opening slots is unjokingly the best c...

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JMad are you incapable of dealing with things yourself or are you just so stupid that you want policy to dictate every single thing in the game yeah no i dont ever kill captives that cooperate and have the sportsmanship to know when they've lost. i prefer to deconvert as many as i can also don't sa...

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I am not happy about some Chaplains having little to no accountability recently and using cult/clock as an excuse to grief as a pseudo-protagonist. I am also not happy about the complete lack of quality and accountability of Chaplains that have managed to suicide or get themselves arrested and in ba...

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People often distrust doctors. Unwilling to go into sleepers. Constantly demanding the medical supplies. Why ask so many questions? You aren't in a good position to question the care. The tragedy is not dying. But rather to be wasted. A dead man is just a corpse. But there is so much potential after...

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Here's another 200 IQ tip; Dispose of any eye protecting equipment when possible including gas masks. They mask your face and protect your eyes. By removing these casually whenever possible, you can use flashes and pepperspray without risk to yourself. You can instacrit or even instakill people with...

J_Madison

pls spoilter that Fam, don't bwoink me If you're gonna chat shit, don't bwoink me Log dive a likkle bit, don't bwoink me I will complaint it, don't bwoink me You will get shut down quick, don't bwoink me With your stealthmin shit, don't bwoink me Ignore all that shit, don't bwoink me I have to tell ...

J_Madison

Unfortunately I am a Sine Qua Non to every shift. Without me your shift is vulnerable to antagonists. Look st it from my perspective, I have to ensure as many people have fun as possible. Neither abuse, grief, anger, nor fear discourages us from ensuring the round goes the direction we want to go. H...

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Interrogation, social engineering, and cooperation techniques coming soon. where's the part where you tell them to suck on your gun I have been warned that what I did was on edge, and I apologise that it was taken out of context and I won't do it again in the future. The events and my actions of tha...

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This is a high strain HOS guide. Formatting and pictures to come later. What does this mean? This is a guide that requires a heavy amount of mental strength and requires you to be constantly ahead of your enemies and friends. This is a guide that allows you to really unleash the potential of not onl...

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Case 13; "Stolen honour". A cuffed individual is brought into my brig. I don't recognise the arresting officer. It isn't an officer. It isn't security. It's an assistant. He accuses the cuffed invidivual of various crimes. But the cuffed individual denies all of it. The word of the HOP aga...

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because you kept talking you kept screaming what if someone actually came to help you? if you had your mouth shut, none of this would have happened Real hard to faddom that you think this way, but if that was the truth, how is one sentence in a room of only you and the warden going to get me any he...

J_Madison

because you kept talking you kept screaming

what if someone actually came to help you?

if you had your mouth shut, none of this would have happened

J_Madison

no you're not. talk to me first, also he wasn't harming. you don't outrank dick. i hold the disk you late joining fake captain mmook. I put my trust on the warden that has been here all shift than you. you arrested them. I took action. chain is only strong as weakest link and you are a weak link in ...

J_Madison

oranges wrote:What is a fake captain ID

when a sec officer with a "captain" ranking ID claims his rank and you call him out on the fact that someone was giving out all access and he wasn't a captain and his rank doesn't matter.

J_Madison

Can you PLEASE not berate me and lecture me about how I'm a bad HOS, I run a poor ship of security team, and how I'm not treating this and you the right way. You aren't entitled to arrest the Warden because he arresting people for theft. You don't outrank shit. Your rank is a little text. I hold the...

J_Madison

nice progress ben. you can deadlift two of me now. was it a deadlift up and down, or did you drop it after lifting it up? - hit a 7:45 mile today, then took a break, ran 3 minutes and 2 minutes both (max 12mph, average 8.47 mph) with a break in between what've you been eating for nutrition/dirty bul...

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We started off with this; Can revive. Can create armour. Can create space suit. Can create melee weapon. Can create shield. Unstunnable. Can cure diseases. Can rapidly heal. Can improve eyesight. Can be invisible to AI. Can AOE deafen and confuse. Can EMP. Can ventcrawl. Can break cuffs. Cold sting,...

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Case 12; "Sorry". It was an annoying shift. All sorts of crew getting into disturbed habits. I search areas for where scum loiter. And I see a bloodied shadow try to hide. Dragging a braindead, dying man. Absolutely not. I take him down and secure him. This mime is bloodied. And silent. An...

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I'm glad to de-escalate the situation and resolve it with Owegno. Criticism was given to Owegno on Discord over the matter, and we came to an understanding of the events that occured. Special thanks to goofball for supporting me and doing extensive logdiving on the matter. I invite him to post what ...

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I had recently put a headrev in perma and let them kill themselves honourably. I was also getting people implanted soon after. Delegating and preparing a raid on cargo. And sending officers to help another guy. And messaging and receiving messages from a miner requesting help, and letting him know t...

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alright in that case I'm gonna ask for a headmin ruling on the revs part because this is unusually inconsistent. it's okay with hosts, headmins, multiple admins, senior admins ect, but here we have a small clique that're punishing. and it isn't when someone ahelps when it breaks their immersions. I ...

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Just because other people get away with something because nobody spots them doesn't mean that what they did wasn't also OOC in IC. If you felt that I was warning you for a rule that didn't exist maybe reply to to the PM instead of being silent. I'm middle of rev round deconverting people I didn't h...

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Everyone else doing something is not an excuse to do it yourself. What do expect when you get told not to do something and then do it again? Also I did make the ban shorter from the 15 minutes I would normally use and protected you by making sure nobody looted or killed you. Honestly this is all th...

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Byond account and character name: akesson/static/Zachariah Wheeler Admin: owegno Time and Server(Bagil or Sybil) incident occurred: 0027 hours GMT 11/07/17 Detailed summary: Captain. Do HOP work. Walk out of office. Sam Hyde head rev flashes someone. Disable and arrest them. Try to implant. fails im...

J_Madison

You frequently do shitty things, skirt the law, are difficult to work with, do things incorrectly.

J_Madison

I do not have positive experiences from or with you as a sec player.

You are frequently and typically delinquant, and difficult to work with regardless of your job roles that I've seen you play as.

Your name is among the many I generally keep an eye out for.

J_Madison

Case two is one of the few times I've felt even a little bit sorry for a prisoner as security. I'd rather be permaed or executed. I supported him since they had a pretty dumb excuse for major trespass and doublessly an attempt a grand theft though. it was one of my most memorable moments where I re...

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Problem there is that sitting/standing up exercises I do weekly anyway because leg stuff, and I can't lift while standing like that other pic because not allowed to lift heavy stuff yet with the leg(Also back is fucked) Sadly I don't have a bar or anything for pullups, and I havent a clue what dips...

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Recommend me a good exercise that doesn't use the legs After a bit over a year of hospital-assisted leg exercises, I'm looking for a way to get my upper body back into shape as well Several months of no exercise and being in bed made me fat and reducing my food intake is not enough to actually go f...

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Case 11; Retirement. It's was an awful shift so far. Bullets flying. Dead bodies all over the place. Morale was falling. One guy couldn't take it anymore. "I want to quit HOS" Retire. No longer sec. New job. Had enough. Sadly this is something I can't control. He's already got a job lined ...

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Continuing from my saga, there's a question I want the latest answer and ruling on; Is it possible, to torture, punish, or terrify to the point where an antag can legally disclose information that will harm their team. This isn't some light punishment I'm talking here. I'm genuinely curious if there...

J_Madison

One day, I will break a cultist, or gangster.

I will go to the depths of pain.
The darkest corners of punishment.

And hopefully, I can penetrate the barrier where my captive has no choice.
The only choice is me. And one day I hope to break someone to the point they talk.

Tell me everything.

J_Madison

Muscle dysmorphia man.

nothing major for me, but I'd like to make that aesthetic and look to surprise old friends

J_Madison

Nazi talk. "We didn't want to put you in the camps, but you left us no choice!" Is it really nazism? The fact that I bare the weight of sacrificing one fun to ensure others? Or the completely unreasonable people. The fact that I put my life on the line to deal with these kind of people. A...

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Case 10; Nuisance. Enemies whizz through the station. Power is completely out. Bullets fly from quiet corners of the station. One by one the civilians fall. Total anarchy reigns. We're all on alert. Everyone itching to pull the trigger. And in the corner of my eye I see a shadow. Slinking into the c...

J_Madison

This whole thread is the definition of fascism. Take a bunch of despicable, repressed nobodies, the very scum of the earth, give them a uniform and absolute power over people, and this is what you get. Torture, sadism, fear. This thread brings the SS back into SS13. They're all scum. They should be...

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mhm yeah. the difficulty for me is the balance between aestheticly pleasing body, and one that is practical, especially for military. I'd really love to bench press more and more and get an incredible chest but I need lats of steel and incredible VO2 levels and endurance instead. more in terms of ge...

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