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by Balut
Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:59 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Lisa the Joyful: A Second Lobotomy
Replies: 24
Views: 8412

Re: Lisa the Joyful: A Second Lobotomy

Wait. I need to own Lisa too? Shit, does that mean I have to play through Lisa first, or.
by Balut
Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:27 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: dungeon fighter online
Replies: 4
Views: 1367

Re: dungeon fighter online

I played this when Neople first put out its rerelease. I have a shitty Witch. I stopped because I'm a dumb asocial person and didn't want to party with randos, but all my friends that play it were like a billion levels above me. I stopped at like level 30 or 40 or something. I just finished the Drow...
by Balut
Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:18 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: final fantasy xiv general
Replies: 306
Views: 127112

Re: final fantasy xiv general

I played this on the PS3 and was one of those brown catgirls. The sun whatevers I guess maybe. I was one of the pleb-tier summoners. I'm an anti-social hermit though so I never partied up ever and when the game told me to get in a party for a 4-man dungeon as part of the main quest I fucked off. Rip...
by Balut
Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:56 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Jack Rat Supreme am proud new chief murderous ways.
by Balut
Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:23 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

A THOUSAND KOBOLDS BANGING THEIR FACES ON TYPEWRITERS. **EDIT** Of course my plan sorta involves you having building materials. Well uh, I guess you've got a lot of iron bone... can you use smooth planks for walls and bridges? That might be good. Dunno what to do for all the mechanisms you're gonna ...
by Balut
Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:41 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Wait. Technically you could deconstruct the ramp up to the hoardcounter's office, move the keas and all the shit in that little inner gate area, and then make a bridge-gate in there. Set up a new lever for the front gate too, and technically, you could pen the dargon in and uh. Build around it, I gu...
by Balut
Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:08 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Well, we DO have Trap Spiders. A migrant came with like two of 'em.
by Balut
Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:14 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

reeee
by Balut
Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:36 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

God, howe2 rocks as a bold.
by Balut
Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:04 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Metal Gear Hackfraud V: The Phantom Content
Replies: 290
Views: 86776

Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pantsu

I haven't been paying as close attention as I should have to videos I guess.

[youtube]2TxFCh2y7M8[/youtube]
by Balut
Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:56 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

26 Obsidian, Late Winter Dear diary, I still no understand what shaman say when explain how to use werewolf war kennel. Need special kobold to train animal there seem, hope newchief figure out. Inano finally die today. Witch doctor say him not drink water so long, he dry up. Is bad, only one year. S...
by Balut
Sun Aug 23, 2015 5:55 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Man I can't even get this fucks to shoot at it, trying for capture would only end in cold, cold fun. Fucking bolds, why are you carrying a bow with sling bullets. That's not how bows work. Am I supposed to assign quivers or are they supposed to be smart and autograb them? Cuz' uhhhhhh. Yeah, kobolds...
by Balut
Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:33 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

11 Timber, 104, Late Autumn Dear diary, JACK RAT SUPREME NEVER ASK FOR THIS Hunter say big stupid monster not have wing this time, maybe be okay if just close gates this time. Shaman say thing have cold breath, not poison breath like last time, so Jack Rat Supreme not think be as okay if come inside...
by Balut
Sun Aug 23, 2015 3:24 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

1 Timber, 104, Late Autumn Dear diary, Migrant come to Shijinta again today. Big many kobold in camp now, hoardcounter say 154 all total! Number is include children, though. I stick many into groups for fight, because many not learn anything before coming. Not good idea for them. Well, is little bit...
by Balut
Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:43 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

23rd Malachite, 104, Mid-Summer Dear diary, Migrantbolds come to Shijinta today. I tell them is good they come here, much food much safety for them. Most of them worthless, I put them in slingbold squad, hope monster eat them instead of someone I like. Couple leatherbolds and fisherbolds, though, le...
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:44 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Probably sweat lodge magic.
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:31 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Yes! You managed to survive melee with a Titan. You've even still got all your bits! Incidentally though I found your hand in the trash heap while I was sorting the shit into piles.
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:43 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

19th Hematite, 104, Early Summer Dear diary, JACK RAT SUPREME AM BEST CHIEF. Write story of death of... shaman say monster name 'Titan Gurme Eririrmegulesmore Paleremacice' here. Stupid name for stupid monster, but tell everyone is smart and big and strong so we look better when we say we kill it. M...
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:16 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

I can't figure out how to get the game to ACTUALLY show me caves. :< It doesn't help that even on ASCII settings it's still inexplicably got fucking little pictures of boulders and garbage, so I don't know what the fuck I'm actually supposed to be looking for. 11 Hematite, 104, Early Summer Jack Rat...
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:20 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Replies: 343
Views: 66875

Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition

Rip.
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:19 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Metal Gear Hackfraud V: The Phantom Content
Replies: 290
Views: 86776

Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pantsu

I've only played MGS 2, 3 (best game), a tiny bit of 4, and Ground Zero. Do I like, reeeeally have to play Peacewalker.
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:04 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

I, Jack Rat Supreme , promise take Shijinta to have many food and crush all enemies, and DEFINITELY not horrific, painful death! [img]http://i.imgur.com/V4YRz3U.png[/img] 3 hours in ms paint 2nd Granite, 104, Early Spring Dear diary, Jack Rat Supreme not know how he actually win election, he guess h...
by Balut
Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:55 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

I was just playing a learning game and flooded my kobold cave because I didn't realize aquifer could be one Z-level underground. It is also summer and no beds or cookery are made yet. My body is not ready. I guess that's the point for me to be playing though isn't it? Download where. On a totally de...
by Balut
Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:41 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Shadowrun: Honk Honk
Replies: 36
Views: 9117

Re: Shadowrun: Honk Honk

His face vaguely reminds me of Tim Curry.
by Balut
Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:27 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Fffffffuuuuuuckkkkkkkk

**EDIT**
Alright, I've downloaded Masterwork, but shit doesn't change when I try to change my tileset back to the normal-DF ASCII preset aaa. Howe2.
by Balut
Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:02 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!
Replies: 114
Views: 26041

Re: Dorf Fort Succession Game! All Welcome!

Man I haven't played DF since the big huge military system thing was added. I would fuck up literally everything and fuck it up in the least interesting manner possible.
by Balut
Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:19 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Shadowrun: Honk Honk
Replies: 36
Views: 9117

Re: Shadowrun: Honk Honk

So what's new in this one? When I was checking it out, the party members looked kinda generic, and maybe I'm just bad but 'Hong Kong' is a little less descriptive than 'Dragonfall'. I reeeally got tired of the uncancelable tactical move thing that forces me to manually move my dudes -and- watch them...
by Balut
Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:44 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Metal Gear Hackfraud V: The Phantom Content
Replies: 290
Views: 86776

Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pantsu

An0n3 wrote:People in Russia play STALKER like we play the SIMS. It's a fun simulation of everyday life where silly unforunate things happen.
My sides
by Balut
Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:14 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: New Silent Hill!
Replies: 3
Views: 1094

Re: New Silent Hill!

Silent Hill more like
SHill

>What exactly is a nightmare
by Balut
Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:30 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Replies: 343
Views: 66875

Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition

Woo! Injuries!

Who's our doc again?

Also uh where's Anon's sheet, I thought it was posted. I wanna see how he ATATATATATAs so hard.
by Balut
Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:21 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Metal Gear Hackfraud V: The Phantom Content
Replies: 290
Views: 86776

Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pantsu

My hype is infinite. That dramatic FOB demo.
by Balut
Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:36 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Replies: 343
Views: 66875

Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition

Executioner sounds robust though. I'm not robust.

I thoroughly support The Rotten Man for Executioner though.
by Balut
Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:29 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Replies: 343
Views: 66875

Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition

I wonder what kind of nerd I'll get this time. I was incredibly satisfied with being that incredibly incompetent CMO last time. Did I ever do anything hype for that or did I just fade into obscurity? Also The Rotten Man is a fucking hype as shit moniker. Have you given him that for a custom job titl...
by Balut
Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:21 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Twitch plays Dark Souls
Replies: 21
Views: 5272

Re: Twitch plays Dark Souls

Yup.



WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DO THEY HAVE THE ESTUS FLASK?
by Balut
Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:18 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Way of the Spamurai 4: Clown Honor
Replies: 15
Views: 2830

Re: Way of the Spamurai 4: Clown Honor

I played 2 first and it's my favorite. When I tried 1 afterwards, I got fucked up because I was shit at the push/pull system. I liked it because time passed and the days mattered, unlike in 1, where time only progressed after you hit an event. ALSO 1 and 2 have the coolest openings . [youtube]K3gRPW...
by Balut
Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:26 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Starless- Reach for the Stars Baby
Replies: 17
Views: 3427

Re: Starless- Reach for the Stars Baby

I was expecting some sort of space game, not ancient porn. Dammit /tg/station.
by Balut
Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:11 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition
Replies: 343
Views: 66875

Re: Human Fortress 13, Masterwork edition

So, is it too late to beg for a not!Dwarf?
by Balut
Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chinese Cartoons
Replies: 1503
Views: 655097

Re: Chinese Cartoons

http://www.chia-anime.tv/view/shimoneta ... episode-5/

Why is this episode so good


Also I can't wait for Gate tomorrow. I need my animated version of Persia goddammit best girl.
by Balut
Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:51 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Metal Gear Hackfraud V: The Phantom Content
Replies: 290
Views: 86776

Re: Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pantsu

Is Goat Simulator a means to slave computers to DDOS shit for the Patriots.
by Balut
Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:17 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Metal Gear Hackfraud V: The Phantom Content
Replies: 290
Views: 86776

Re: Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pantsu

Why does Big Boss have so many photos of goats n' shit.
by Balut
Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:24 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 898
Views: 371876

Re: Music

[youtube]ykIwtNyASVM[/youtube]
by Balut
Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:38 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3938
Views: 1038556

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Xhuis wrote:
Anonmare wrote:-snip-
lusty xenos or no
I am like super fucking okay with NPC xenos that gibber 'hiss~' and use the old Valentines ERP stungrope intermixed with their usual xenostabs.
by Balut
Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:47 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Fallout 4 - It's Happening
Replies: 456
Views: 106870

Re: Fallout 4 - It's Happening

Scott wrote:
qwert wrote:May be there would be some postapocalyptic skyscrapers C:
Remember all the rubble in FO3 and how you had to use the metro tunnels to navigate the city and how shitty that was?

Well Boston has a shitload of tunnels, too.
Fallout: Metro 1950 when.


Also melee VATS when.
by Balut
Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:50 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Vomit Induced Heart Attacks (Darkest Dungeon)
Replies: 181
Views: 46538

Re: Vomit Induced Heart Attacks (Darkest Dungeon)

So I played this on launch and lost like only two people over ~12ish weeks.

And then I picked it back up recently and lost like fucking a billion people over 3-4 runs.

Crusader seems less shit now, though that might be because I'm trying to use his stun less.
by Balut
Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:39 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Respawn Mechanics
Replies: 31
Views: 6228

Re: Respawn Mechanics

Eeeeh on respawn mechanics. Yeeees on Space Valhalla. Also Space Practice Zone, where I guess you get all the bits n' shit to practice at whatever jobs, I guess. Robofabs, some chemistry and med shit and a human-dispenser or something to beat the shit out of and practice on, whatever. All atmos-unsi...
by Balut
Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:58 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Fallout 4 - It's Happening
Replies: 456
Views: 106870

Re: Fallout 4 - It's Happening

I liked everything about the trailer (Especially the abundance of BoS/Enclave tech) except for the fact the lone wanderer actually spoke. need me a silent protagonist in an open world game like ES and (Bethesda)Fallout. This is like the nitpickiest thing I've heard in awhile. Now, I'm a Eurofag, bu...
by Balut
Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:51 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: We wanna hear your sweet MAGICAL voices!
Replies: 41
Views: 10941

Re: We wanna hear your sweet MAGICAL voices!

by Balut
Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:10 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: XCOM2 - More like SyndiCOM
Replies: 277
Views: 69779

Re: XCOM2 - deathsquid's turn

So I might've not liked what they did with Chryssalids, but fuck, these Snakemen look baller as shit.
by Balut
Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:39 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Mode: Tantrum Spiral
Replies: 20
Views: 5251

Re: Mode: Tantrum Spiral

Makes sense to me.
by Balut
Sat May 30, 2015 12:07 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: The Wizarder 3: A Polish Dating Game
Replies: 102
Views: 29036

Re: The Wizarder 3: A Polish Dating Game

Sounds like people ain't gonna learn to love Witchers that playthrough, Anon.