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give feedback on this new traitor item, it's under the implants section, labelled as "Stealth Implant", do check it out

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Blind or bust.

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thoughts on this? i personally dont like it, i get that it's supposed to make the station comfy or some shit but it just ends up being annoying and the second normal lights comes on it's like "thank fuck the station doesnt look like a fucking painting now" thoughts?????????????????????????...

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also id locks just mean that you're making the equipment people spawn roundstart with valuable not the people themselves, and it's kind of a cop out dont you think. if you REALLY want to make it a free-for-all for everyone just have it so that if you dont have the appropriate skill you can do the jo...

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keep skill restrictions for obvious shit like pilot, doctor, only queens having enough intelligence to move a shuttle etc. they make the game more interesting rather than you being able to do literally anything at maximum efficiency which means the other jobs are irrelevant most of the time. feel fr...

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let's go

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if you do something that's bannable and discuss it 5 years later can you still get banned for it???? asking for a friend.

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[youtube]GA4JThRBvck[/youtube]

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MAMA MIA https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/436979076004184064/472943583024906262/unknown.png https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/436979076004184064/472944318626398238/unknown.png https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/436979076004184064/472944813277446145/unknown.png https://media.dis...

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when i coded cqc oranges had me make it ops only so i dont know why mama mia chef has it now

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ASSISTANT_GETS_INSULATED_GLOVES.tiff

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not bad for a first sprite

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kill the caterpillar

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Saegrimr wrote:drones

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is being disrespectful to admins in ahelps actionable? and if so to what extent and under what circumstances?

discuss in this thread

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Free my nigga napkin

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Getting kinda tired of constant 200-300ms ping making gameplay almost impossible as a miner. >200 ms is bad level for him https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/326826573951008769/467433333882880020/unknown.png Kid............ we're next level up in this. there's even worse but this is the one i ...

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>be traitor >Tc trade with dorsidwarf to be a fast gondola >makes me into speedy gondales >start running around at extremely hihg speed >tell him to play intial D >WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN [youtube]ko-mjerzNlY[/youtube] >initial d ost playing throughout the round as i run around at high speeds https:/...

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Shadowflame909 wrote:Make this a roundtype

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a furry friend who plays roblox showed me it, i'd tell you guys but it's a long long story...

just know that it ended with me accidentially destroying the last community i was in, one week later bman downloaded byond...........

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more like The Absolute State of /tg/

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alright then, fund it.

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you modify the revolver and each shot has a 50/50 chance of either shooting you or the guy you're aiming at

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BMAN-LASER NEXT LEVEL: HALLWAY PACKERS >join >decide to tide >decide to pack the central loop with canisters >thomas laser appears and starts punching me up >fight him for a while before convincing him to join me >give him my stacks of metal >he starts packing the hallway with walls >i go the oppos...

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[center]Artyom Kowalski: Lavaland Trader[/center] >be artyom kowalski >have a mighty need, go to lavaland >take a few pods, make a triple shelter >mine out minerals, kill creatures, and gather fruits and plants >start dealing with miners by giving them locations, trading shit with them, and healing...

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Anonmare wrote:What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

what do you call an expensive circumcision?

a prime cut

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Nabski wrote:I like to just load things I am working in on the station to see how they look. How do you think meat station happened.

bruh why dont you use dream daemon

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DemonFiren wrote:
bman wrote:
What the fuck are those bottom-row doors. Is this what they turned hatches into?

nabski was memeing with his own sprites

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shit now my ebinpost got door stucked on the previous page's end

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[center]Door Stuck: Door Stuck[/center] >join sybil >name self Door Stuck >go engi, grab insulated gloves, lots of door assemblies, glass, and metal >build a box of airlocks in front of security hallway and cut all of their wires so they're obstacles https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/4369790...

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yeah again like, what makes that so ridiculously punishing is the humidity. Your body cools itself using evaporation action of sweat. When water evaporates naturally it consumes some heat, converting some water to vapor and leaving some water behind at a cooler temperature. Your body continues to c...

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>complaining it's mid 20's C and 40% humidity >it's 33 here and 50% humidity right now timbreboi you are like little baby watch this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429762868305461249/462708361368961024/unknown.png edit: made spicier >humidity only 20% let us all laugh at this wuss https:/...

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wish i screened it but one time i made a whole lavabase colony by putting mining pods side by side and removing walls selectively

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arent those from goon

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Timbrewolf wrote:>complaining it's mid 20's C and 40% humidity
>it's 33 here and 50% humidity right now

timbreboi you are like little baby watch this

edit: made spicier

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i told you there's no way in hell that ban would stick

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Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar.

man this made me laugh way too hard

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cocothegogo wrote:thought the idea was human is better than every other race, no advantages no hulk

yeah that's the idea

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bryce pax, bryce pax, bryce pax.

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playing with races just to get a combat advantage is bad Is it worse than playing specific jobs just to get a combat advantage? maybe, because even if you're not the job you're rolling for you can get the advantage via other (harder) means aka greyshits can steal detective's gun and engineers can g...

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working permanent discord invite

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have fun with people rolling nonhumans EXCLUSIVELY to play as your hulk equivalents. also how does moth = seeing ghosts and phasing through walls? Wait, first up, what? People playing those races just to dick around with mutant shit is bad? And you're claiming this is somehow different than a perso...

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have fun with people rolling nonhumans EXCLUSIVELY to play as your hulk equivalents. also how does moth = seeing ghosts and phasing through walls?

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ignore the apc for now it's only there so the lights can work

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continuation of above: scientist tries to tase napkin after the above warning, and is executed [2018-06-19 20:32:24.608] ATTACK: Autumn Sinnow(usednapkin) fired at Osmund Tennant(omegashoots) with The laser from Starboard Primary Hallway (NEWHP: 95) (193,129,2) [2018-06-19 20:32:24.745] ATTACK: Autu...

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Sometinyprick wrote:my personal lore is that we are employees on a space station and sometimes bad shit happens and we die

but pricky we dont get paid

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"guys we're gonna harvest its organs!!!!!" - some superpower hungry retard
10 minutes later
entire station covered in alium weeds, but honestly, that's kind of funny in its own way and I like when it happens.

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