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1. What does the experimentor do?
2. What does it take to reproduce real chem machines?

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F-f-f-fanfiction time.

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Frankly, instead of just brainstorming ideas, I think everyone should decide what exactly it is that they want from sleepers. What role do you think they should play, if any? I think sleepers ought to be good, fast healing that is stuck in one place, in comparison with cryo's immobile, good and slo...

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My first thought would be resisting when under an area like the HoP's or something.

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http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121209023110/hitman/images/thumb/8/85/Fiber_Wire.png/130px-148%2C462%2C0%2C277-Fiber_Wire.png Fiber Wire, when used on someone who is knocked down it instantly puts someone in an aggressive grab. I want this so bad It must be made immediately. Plasteel Knuckles:...

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Lumbermancer wrote:Make "resist" stop you inside the pipe, clawing and pushing against it?

I remember one time, when four people got stuck in disposal pipe below atmos, somehow, and I had to dismantle it to get them out.

So what, you'd start to go backwards or be able to control movement inside the pipe?

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Pretty sure the Goonchem progressive update is gonna modify sleepers and cryo anyways. Doing this now just messes with that. And by pretty sure I mean someone working on it told me.

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None of which would have been possible if not for the renaissance era thinkers who made the foundations for those sciences. Clearly Monarchies and Mercantilism are the way to go. But that same strand of thinkers were the ones who first wrote that the government was responsible to the people and tha...

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such good story

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miggles wrote:you can only post

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Tricksy, tricksy hobbitses...

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Saegrimr wrote:Sounds like some damn good pie.

Nah, he had a plasma cutter - Hot.

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Terrible on release, solid Total War game now. Legionnaries rightfully OP. Greeks ftw. Down with Carthage comdoms. Barbarian swine are pigs, except the Suebi. They're cool, but occasionally naked. British people throw human heads at you.

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Tsaricide wrote:I just wish I had saved my money instead of pre ordering this.

I almost pre-ordered but after Rome II I TRUST NOTHING.

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Sum Ting Wong wrote:PC master race will be able to join on the following days so long as they have a) L4D or b) Bioshock Infinite or c) a preorder copy of Evolve in their steam library.

Would that be LFD2 or the original?
I almost bought Bioshock Infinite over Christmas...

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miggles wrote:you can only post

ONE...
TWO...
TWEE....
Wait that's not right

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Make shopping carts. They work like the janicart, a push/pullable object that holds things. Only instead of holding 4 specific things, it can hold 30 small objects, 15 medium or 5 large objects, or any combination of the above. Fills with the sprites of the objects loaded, unless you put a blanket ...

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I often keep my PDA or notes up in there.

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The problem here is your reasoning was "b-b-but antags". How does that change anything? Should've he rephrased it to "My character wants to keep the crew safe and knows that traitors exist on the station and doesn't want them joining the security force"? This is a case that I se...

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I'm now irrationally angry on your behalf.

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It's also straight up insane to expect people to use melee with no deflection against a full team of armored troops wielding knockdown-guns.

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Literally the biggest walls of text I have seen on /tg/ forums. 10/10

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WeeYakk wrote:Something I noticed today: perma is way too easy to break out of. You break one window and the escape airlock which everyone has access to is five tiles to your left.

SHHH. SH. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Everyone forgot about CO2? So much for OP arguments. And realism4life, down with the huginbox. CO2 has no special functions, like EXTREME FLAMMABILITY AND HIGH TOXICITY EVEN AT MINOR LEVELS. Plasma is bad, man. CO2 kills you man. I said 'no special functions.' It kills you in high doses. Anything t...

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The station is littered with boxes of donk pockets right next to microwaves.

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Phalanx300 wrote:Everyone forgot about CO2? So much for OP arguments. And realism4life, down with the huginbox.

CO2 has no special functions, like EXTREME FLAMMABILITY AND HIGH TOXICITY EVEN AT MINOR LEVELS. Plasma is bad, man.

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That should go on the Boxstation thread.

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Yeah I mentioned that to allura a week ago when I had been trying to ventcrawl as a xeno.

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Now with the shutters ai sat is too robust Those shutters mean nothing.. especially after I made this quick guide on how to fuck the AI over.. Girders are fucking OP plz nerf http://puu.sh/ei6mb/a29245fa7b.png >girders >not abusing the metal foam grenades that can be found in engineering >2 will to...

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Speedy Tomatoes.

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Basil just had Sometinyprick and myself run a Shuttle build event, which I am going to name it "The tale of Bigger Moby dick" tl;dr Mega carp called moby dick is killed, Bigger Moby Dick, it's mum, shows up and she's pissed, smashes the shuttle build a bit, attacks people, etc. eventually...

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CHRONO LEGIONAIRES. MY LONG FORGOTTEN CHILDHOOD.

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deathhoof wrote:Any particular reason why you made it so easy to laser the ai to death? I dont like this map one bit. Any map where the ai doesnt stand a chance at defending themselves is a broken map.

"This one feature for this one roundtype seems imbalanced to me, EVERYTHING IS WRONG HERE."

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miggles wrote:youre not supposed to post le redditXD memes either

Spoiler:

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It's true. It's totally broked.

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paprika wrote:what if being dragged hurt you so resting while cuffed in protest so the officer drags you slower grinds your face against the tiles

the most heroic suicide!

inb4 pushing people over and dragging them as the new tabling.

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/vg/station earlier today:
Bryce Pax is the captain!

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cedarbridge wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:How did I not think of this as potato QM...
More to point, how did nobody question standing around that many uranium walls?

This is pretty important. That was a blatantly bad idea.

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One time I broke into EVA and lay down in there (on eff 3, where I was clearly visible). When Security pulled me out, I got up and lay back down inside again. This went on for 10-20 minutes until stuff happened and the shuttle was coming.

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Yeah, I've always used 30, or occasionally 20u, of thermite to burn through (r)walls. Rarely need it with normal walls.

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kevinthezhang wrote:Getting dunked cuz of lag is the most depressing thing ever

This

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RnD should also have an advanced meson diagnostic HUD just as there are NV SecHUDs.

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I have had two AIs have trouble with toggling the outer chamber turrets on/off - the two which are just a window away from the wall. All the wall buttons were set to disable and they'd still fire.

That actually stopped me from escaping, too.

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danno wrote:
danno wrote:bandolier for holding ammo/shotty slugs please

A medical bandolier for syringes would also be great for double action doctor.

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There are so many instances of places like that, actually. Whenever you step onto a new map: go assistant, grab some mesons, and wander through maintenance for half an hour.

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miggles wrote:any time zone that's in the past is for losers

TIL Alaska has some of the most win people in the world and the entire Continental US is full of the worst.

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On Google Chrome and they used to show up but now they don't.

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miggles wrote:very mature for my age

No you're not. ツ

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All sympathy lost for someone who can't make a single post without whining about a minor inconvenience.

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Miauw wrote:
dixbfloppin wrote:I think its the opposite. I haven't played in 2 years but I have been here since like 6 months after tgstation started.

BUFF CAKEHAT/YELLOW GLOVES 2552
yellow gloves were removed dude

We had yellow gloves? Why?

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