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Cecily wrote:OOC: TheBibleMelts: the only time i was repulsed by erp was when i saw lindsay donk and dawgas roleplaying out a piss-childplay fantasy

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I don't know how long its been like that now, but just yesterday I've looked at the security records for the first time in forever while I was helping the Detective. Security records now have pictures of all crewmembers in their profile, making it so much easier to identify them! Must have been in ...

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Red Orchestra 2 is pretty die-hard realist but fun nonetheless. I briefly enjoyed Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Phantoms (Online Ghost Recon) but it's Ubisoft and the EULA and stuff is literally Hitler. I'll probably download Interstellar Marines tonight, but at this point the only FPS I play consistentl...

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maybe in the year of our lord 2550 shits all done through subversion, diplomacy, sneaking around, assasinations and suckin a little d. >nuke ops Also why hasn't the syndicate heard of nuclear missiles. I mean, we're even in space - you don't have to design around an atmosphere or the curvature of a...

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Violaceus wrote:"How security dare to take from me tools that can be used to break from cell?!! I better choke that officer, this will obviously teach them!"

get lost

No no, putting all his stuff in the locker is fine. Stuffing them away for no reason except that he had them isn't.

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And I think I just peed myself. This is gold! 2. Freeform: Oldman Robustin might need to ensure Mekhi knows who is the real boss in the house. Delaron makes a good point. Oldman: The Space House is in its early stages - the power vacuum yet persists. Abuse the situation by putting possible competit...

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Ikarrus wrote:They're not something that gets tallied up and then you're suddenly banned except the ones that say exactly that.

Ftfy

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I wouldn't mind sec being tied to assistants. Security are assistants with guns who can't be antags anyway. Captains are all-access assistants who can't be antags HoPs are all-access assistants HoSes are all access assistants with tons of shiny gear who can't be antags Scientists are assistants wit...

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Bombadil wrote:>No one talks about the post because grammatical error

Phrasing error*

You mean the phrasing error doesn't revolve around the phrasing error? To the gallows with you.

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In it's current state, all the experimentor is useful for is griefing people. The most useful thing I've seen it do (And it is VERY rare compared to all of the bad instances) is that it'll upgrade a part that you throw in it. Oh, and make pets. On the other hand it turns people into xenos, cyborgs,...

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The replies to this thread gave me cancer.

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I can't tell if 30 HoP slots is the worst idea or the best idea ever conceived.

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This seems pretty good.

It might even encourage....

Spoiler:

GASP

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PSA: It's spelled 'rogue' not 'rouge' and I have no idea why everyone gets that wrong.

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Ikarrus wrote:One of these day's we'll get through it without any crashes.

One if these days.

One of these days >100 PLAYERS NO LAG will become >100 PLAYERS 8 HOURS 10 BLOBS 3 ALIEN EXCURSIONS, 4 MAJOR ADMIN EVENTS, AND A PARTRIDGE ON A PEAR TREE - NO LAG

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That tilt/rotation should be an effect of being really drunk/high.

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When I got brain damage the only things I could think of were some virologist thing and a stealthed admin. However we had no evidence there was any admin on, and randomly and subtly brain damaging a bunch of people is.... weird. It's pretty weird. There was nothing to suggest it was some kind of ant...

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I'm not sure what people who say 'remove stuns' are really thinking because there's a thing we call Security and non-lethal takedowns.

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That escalated.

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Assuming they ARE in space then he actually couldn't talk, remember. Waving was the only form of communication without moving directly up to him. OH HE'S NEXT TO ME THAT'S SUSPICIOUS. Also, friendly reminder that he actually didn't wave for any suspicious reason but feeling like waving. Nice crimina...

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>He waved at me, REASONABLE SUSPICION. It actually wasn't because he was hiding his identity or planning to kill the officer in this case. This is a clear counter-example to your argument, which was rather meta in the first place. If you think someone's hiding their identity tell them to remove thei...

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"I was an antagonist, and shit was fucked without me touching anything and I needed to do literally nothing to greentext." Yep Well, suddenly he had a new wall of opposition, an equally incompetent person with better equipment. Yep, interest. He got dunked for being an obvious antag Um......

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This sort of seems like throwing the baby out with the bathwater. The idea is 'ninjas should stop murderboning' so the law is 'antagonists have less free will in general' when one could simply notify ninjas 'dun do it man'. You could argue that admins aren't going to enforce this except with ninjas,...

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>Sec lizard arrests greytider >Borg walks by >Borg save me from the lizard >Lizard has no law-based protection to countermand that order. >Borg has literally no choice but to help the grey unless he believes human harm has occurred. That said, I don't really care. I'm just saying that that situation...

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But Eldritch creatures seem evil, so if we use those there's no blue-orange morality as previously suggested.

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A lot of ideas out of this thread are good. The core basic idea, however, that only the chaplain can pray? That's terrible fun-killing.

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Proof of theory for my previous suggestion: Now we can know why the caged ling sings. http://i.imgur.com/8CBLbtk.png Due to user error (Dannno's fault), plasma got loose outside of the test chamber, but we brought in another canister and proceeded anyways. http://i.imgur.com/omczv4L.png Roast change...

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Steelpoint wrote:Securing Changelings is not hard, its just that there is no incentive to keep one alive.

It's true, lings are just ridiculously good at causing trouble, breaking out of stuns, handcuffs, straightjackets, etc

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Why does North Korea have so many submarines? Its nearest opponent is across a land border, and its nearest opponent's supporters have the biggest air force in the world. (USA USA) Also TIL not even 15 countries have militaries notable on a scale compared to America's. (USA USA) I feel weird. Perhap...

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Kraso wrote:ＣＯＭＭＵＮＩＳＭＩＳＤＥＡＴＨ

Freedom is strife

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iteq wrote:the only problem i would have with this is when your average sibylshitter is forced to come to basil and just whines in OOC until a spot opens up for him on sibyl

Iteq for valid point master 2015.

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Kraso wrote:I BET HG DID THIS, MURDER HIM VIOLENTLY

I'm fairly certain this has zero probability of a negative outcome unless you die, An0n.

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>Not calling the thread THE BLOODENING.

Shameful display.

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I can confirm having tested it on Box that the xenobiology alien pen and the testing chamber double-door on lockdown can contain lings when done right.

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Sorry.

You also forgot just how mad deadchat got at the officers stopping you from surviving/getting on the shuttle. People were yelling for admins to send in the dead for justice.

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Upgradable kinetic accelerator was always the coolest thing and I've heard nothing but good about it.

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http://i.imgur.com/lDoY5uG.png Non-event based chess using mech toys, reinforced floors, the bar space, and two hand labellers. Eventually the AI went rogue so Ty ran off and I passed someone else my toolbelt and then we kept playing. For the total order of people playing the same game throughout t...

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[Command] Talon Steele says, "Hey RD" [Command] Alice Cariathe says, "Howdy" [Command] Talon Steele asks, "Wanna see what kinda life we can make in a more secure environment?" [Command] Alice Cariathe says, "The fuck does that mean" [Command] Talon Steele says...

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DemonFiren wrote:Yeah, the overwhelming majority.

Except not on this poll.

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ColonicAcid wrote:No he's pretty fucking good tbh.

There's a lot of material in this. Makes you wonder just how much time nsos spends staring at stupid pictures.

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That was a rollercoaster of a run-on sentence.

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Asteroid maint had a few good spots but was only large or detailed in one area. The maintenance that was most skilled at evoking the picture of old station remnants that have been boarded over and junk zones was EFficiency 3. Had maint dorms, maint bathrooms, maint bar, maint garden, maint secret cu...

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Miauw wrote:Extensive and interesting maint is always a big plus, too.

This.

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This is so great.

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There is paper.

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Don't we have complaints about excess population? That's even a factor in this, according to reports.

We could afford to take losses in player count to have more roleplay. We know we've taken losses refusing to do so. Friendly reminder that Neerti's on Baystation.

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Because gathering everybody in one place can't lead to helping you massacre at all. Note that the only person to actually get away was a single wizard. As in the station-wiping abilities tier antagonist which could easily have been impossible to stop getting away save delaying the round indefinitely...

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disability SEs...disruptive virus infections I'd disagree, it could get complicated really fast with "disruptive", dropping shit constantly is disruptive but not exactly harmful and is part of the best way to spread a beneficial virus. Don't ever give me a virus that makes me drop things ...

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>AI, loyal >We were warned about event by bluespace, so I was expecting crazy shit from the get go. >Suddenly hacked APCs, people already think I'm evil. >Something kills my poor borgs before they can check tcomms, already sabotaged. >Lord singuloth almost escapes, someone set the PA to 2. >There i...

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Alfred Keplin. White guy, brown shortish hair with a gotee. Pursues his career in law enforcement, is very personable and polite but can also kick some ass What Alfred's hair is clearly red. Francis McRae as a literal Nazi. Tall, bleach-blond hair who hates everyone inferior to her, which is everyo...

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