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cedarbridge wrote: I'm starting to think that the whole "TG is norp" thing is really just that people don't have any fucking idea how to roleplay.

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I thought the policy around antag rolling is just that people who roundstart suicide or braindead are technically eligible for antagbans. The issue ends up being enforcement, where players or admins either don't notice or can't be assed to report roundstart suicides as they happen. It's that, and de...

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The way I usually see "friendly" spiders play out is a few leave xenobio, someone attacks them cause they're constantly planting webs, the spiders fight back, the station call them rogue and then everyone dies to undying swarm of spiders. The only time when spiders are helpful is when you...

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Are you just pretending to be a moron so people have something to read on the toilet, or do you actually have trouble understanding that no OOC in IC means no OOC in IC? If someone accidentally slips up, admins understand that it happens sometimes. If someone continually slips up, they'll be warned,...

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Tonight I had no lag, and I strode unshackled through the fields of frontline with a waraxe. Many fell. MORD.jpg In all seriousness, I played about five rounds and was top 3 on the scoreboard in all of them. I really like the Waraxe right now because it hits as hard as the maul with similar range, b...

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I got a rapier kill today Kept picking up rapiers from this random with a rapier who would die when overextending into groups Chuck them into crowds with the alt mode throw Apparently it hit someone's head Once you get good at hucking things, you can be downright deadly with throwing knives and chu...

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Ok, so the key to kicking the shit out of shields is to run to their open side while they block and stab or overhead them. Either that, or bait the attack out and punish them. It takes a lot of time, so in team modes, just fend them off until your team can come and bang them. It's waste otherwise.

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DrPillzRedux wrote:Dodge is very good but only if you use light armor builds. I'm rarely losing duels anymore.

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That guy should have just stammed you out. You kept dodging while parrying. I'd have just gone murdermode tbh but he kept giving you distance for no reason.

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Longsword purist from chivalry and what I have to say is they need to make the kick long enough range that a shieldsman can't avoid it by backing up from you. The kick in its current state doesn't punish shields enough Overall I feel like dragging isn't as drastically good as it was in Chiv, which i...

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The one we haven't added yet

Spoiler:

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To be fair he has no perks to help him chase, and playing trapper at that rank must be fucking terrible. Smallbrained ebony morii though.

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Request consoles and newscasters are super cool but no one uses them because they require some thought and reading ability to get anything out of. Request consoles even have a button to summom security to the room. They also have a cool feature to swipe your ID to verify you made your request. Fire ...

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I was the one you killed. Reading your story, you have either mis-remembered things or are willfully misrepresenting the situation. First of all, we had three botanists, and for the first half of the round we were definitely growing ingredients for you. I personally never heard you request anything ...

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Well, this issue is once people put on their internals, they never tend to take them off, so smoke nades are hard to pull off. People just run out of them before they inhale enough anyways, so fire smoke works well because once you're hit by it, you're guaranteed to take at least some damage regardl...

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It's set in an corporatocratic future. Depending on when the corporations took hold of government in history, said corporations would be able to engineer regulations in a way to prevent new technology and competitions from reaching the mass market by making their competition unable to operate. Witho...

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I was a chemist and I injected people with heparin and krokodil for no reason then got chemist banned.

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Ye in the lynch mob! Turn your pitchforks to the hay and feed your stock! Let your ropes lash the oxen to the plow and make the earth fruitful! Let your torches light the night and keep the world bright! Disperse! Let the wood of the gallows warm your home instead! Away,AWAY!

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Hold the shades and one hand and your welder in another. Is it that hard?

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People who call it "Cyro".

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People who type an average of 0.5 complete sentences in an entire round.

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In my limited experience as security, I find that when I try to be overly pro-active about things people hate me. Searching people doing suspicious things might net you a valid every once in a while, but mostly it's just people trying to get what they want for the round. The rounds are much more enj...

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Easy solution: Be a miner. Notice Xeno ruin. Say to self : I am not going to fuck with that shit because I know it will ruin the round for everyone. Proceed to not fuck with that shit.

Spoiler : someone else ruins the round for everyone because this is /tg/.

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OP: Someone else got antag and didnt play it as well as I would have so remove that please. Differing levels of experience is fun because someone who doesn't know what they're doing has the potential to play or fail in different ways that are more entertaining than someone playing in a "Standar...

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What if people needed to RP to get people to willingly join the cult.

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anyone saying titanfall 3 died for this is fucking uninformed and i will explain why later after i finis hthis game ok so: -respawn were the ones who pushed for the release date of titanfall 2 to compete with cod - after it was locked in they got word that battlefield was releasing close by but it ...

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Make all botany equipment public access and add a private botany room that a single roundstart Plantmaster has access to.
Any chemist, chef, or greyshit who wants to smoke a doobie can come along and do so, and a single botanist can, in the public eye, have their little shop of horrors.

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DemonFiren wrote:sounds like competitive ss13

this reminds me of League of Legends forums. The talk of win rate pick rate ban rate and whether each skillset has the proper amount of skill expression across elos.

What if we just had 10 to 15 man stations and a matchmaker to seal the deal.

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Chemistry is getting castrated and there's nothing we can do about it. Give up while you can. It was castrated a while ago when they changed how chems were packed into plants/max capacity and removed custom nettles. This change just removes even more of the fun stuff you used to be able to do with ...

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Make being able to spawn into the server timegated by time spent on the server because it isn't fair that incompetent people play as the crew and screw up the round.

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Just add a pacifist badge like the 0 telecrystal wins badge.

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Why not fix existing issues.

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God Bless Jan Michael Vincent VIII

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Megastructures are for building tall. You can be well into repeatable techs and have a deathball of battleships filled with Tachyon lances while all other nations are still filling out their tech tree if you rush Mega-Engineering and get your science Nexus. The Prethoryn becomes a turkey shoot. If y...

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I dunno, I think the shuttles are just buses, and there's an departures shuttle we never see since we're always in the shifts where "something happens". People commute in, pull their shift, and take the shuttle home to their Nanotrasen-provided high density space apartments. Kinda like Rap...

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Imagine all the PEOPLE living life in peace
youHOOOOOO may say I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one.

I think a weight system would be cool.

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DemonFiren wrote:did I read "dragon" in that sentence

yeah you get these weird evil serpent things coming out of your shoulders and you use them to fuck people up and throw shit.

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Replaying the Darkness 2 with a bottle of Sazerac rye.

Fucken froggy-ass voice calling "Jaccckiieeeee, let us freeeee" and then using your shadow dragon tentacles to murderfuck someone's heart out through their mouth while unloading a pump action into them never felt so cathartic.

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How much was the bounty. I'll pay twice as much to have economy removed.

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Someone kill this thread please before people actually mindfuck themselves into policing antags is a good idea.

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Oftentimes your actual time being "brigged" is about five minutes longer than it says on the label, on account of dumbshit officers standing around the brig going through your stuff/ yelling over radio asking, "YO WHAT DID THIS GUY EVEN DO?" before taking a full minute to properl...

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Lone antagonists can do whatever they want. Short of metagaming/comms, bug/exploit abuse, erotic/creepy stuff, OOC in IC or IC in OOC, and spawn-camping arrivals. Oh hey it says whatever I want. So I can be a serial killer or a traitor that hunts other traitors or a normal civilian who turned down ...

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The mere concept of someone rolling for an antagonist slot, a highly coveted role to many people, and then just killing themselves as soon as they can type in the suicide command, strikes me as utterly incomprehensible. Suicide as an assistant is one thing, but to take an antag slot and waste it in...

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Space beans.

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Antags can't do whatever they want and this usually is restricted to OOC offenses like 4th wall breaking, metacomming, being creepy enough to weird people out OOCly, etc. Suiciding with the intent to screw people OOCly, to me at least, is equivalent to those offenses even though the explicit action...

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Antags can do whatever they want, right? Well, the most antagonistic thing that one of the most powerful antags we have can do is steal the role from other people and piss it away for no reason. I think it's fine and I don't see why we should make some stupid rule telling people how to enjoy their g...

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Savevatz if you could please stop derailing my serious thread I’d appreciate it. Look Goat People are honestly such a good race and you guys need to stop hating on them. I remember this one round a while back when me and the creator of ss13 were playing on beestation and then a goat person started ...

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A race of Annelid humanoids who have no teeth, and therefore can only gain nutrition from soups, condiments and liquids. Their limbs are easily dismembered by normal damage, but regenerate over 5 minutes, costing them nutrition and blood volume per limb regenerated, and limbs can be voluntarily deta...

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Truly, the Bideters are whiny, as my initial premise dictated. Sad!

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SOCK PUPPET PEOPLE - Can use the basic human model, they're retarded people who stick one sock-puppeted arm up through the neck of their shirt. They only have one arm and their shirtless sprite shows their head ducked underneath their shirt, and they talk with muffled words. Type of sock puppet can ...

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