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AnonymousNow

D&B wrote:How nice of you to make a thread where you can call out people with a small chance of getting any retaliation since they probably don't read the forums.

Well maybe

They should

AnonymousNow

cult is really gay and stuff. This stupid prize goes to Lumi Phaeron, who called the shuttle with this reason at the 20 minute mark (which is the absolute earliest you can call the shuttle under normal circumstances) and told the Head of Security to prevent a recall. A shuttle call because antagoni...

AnonymousNow

Not play as AI. Seriously, by design you are a slave to the station and its people. There are only a handful of times when I actually want to play AI, normally when I can sit through a full round and want to babysit a bunch of retards. I do like to remind the crew that Human Harm is evil and should...

AnonymousNow

https://i.imgur.com/Z8EYa40.png This monkey was walking up and down for much of the shift. Once a second, it'd walk onto the glass shard, making a noise which would be annoying if you heard it for twenty minutes straight. A troll, pissing off the virologist; I came back to it shortly afterwards to ...

AnonymousNow

Slimecores have thin-enough walls to be "injected" by droppers. That means that you can use a hundred units a hundred times, very efficiently if you know your hotkeys, in the same or less time it would take a syringe to have twenty tries from that amount. It seems insignificant from the ou...

AnonymousNow

How does one secure an area against ashstorms? I'm guessing it's "build walled-in area with doors, define with blueprint"?

AnonymousNow

D&B wrote:This shit is Fucking ANNOYING

I'm okay with this, nerd.

AnonymousNow

The return of some old ideas. These are 2 1/2 years old (or older), from a time when other ideas like androids, and wizards being able to make skeletons, didn't exist. - Telekinetic brains should be able to float and move around on their own , for reasons of hilarity. They can ventcrawl. - More obje...

AnonymousNow

I miss cyborgs shouting out their reset words like sodding Power Rangers or something.

AnonymousNow

NOT EVEN READ THE REST OF THE THREAD JUST GONNA DUMP THIS HERE. An immobile hostile rafflesia that sends out clouds of flesh-searing toxin in various directions and formations. It turns a bit into a bullet hell, but much slower, as you have to dance around their waves of corrosive pain. A rare, spoo...

AnonymousNow

And if a Dullahan head is placed onto another Dullahan's body, it takes over that body.
You are now controlling two mobs at once. Try to keep up.

AnonymousNow

>Bubblegum can't be mind-transferred to
>Ash drakes can't be mind-transferred to
>Chaplain can't make anything out of runed metal
>In fact, no non-cultist can make anything out of runed metal
>Shades die in one laser shot
>Found all this out in one non-round

AnonymousNow

Make it so that you don't have to climb over tables in zero gravity.

AnonymousNow

>Lifebringer vault >One of the other lifebringers makes a gorillion exploding lemons and just leaves them on the floor >As I'm moving lemons around, one is triggered >I shit you not, things are still exploding ten minutes later. >Changelingrain sends me this cap, tells me that's not all of it by a l...

AnonymousNow

We've had a mob that heals on hit for months and months and we don't have a Healing Hands mutation after years and years? Why the FUCK not?! There actually is a healing hands mutation in the code along with a few other unused mutations, I think ita just because genetics is too cheesed as it is. I'd...

AnonymousNow

We've had a mob that heals on hit for months and months and we don't have a Healing Hands mutation after years and years?

Why the FUCK not?!

AnonymousNow

>Get to play as a Nightmare >Get assigned to spread darkness and horror >I do this by randomly popping up in places and knocking out all the lights in maintenance >Wordless validhunter type, a warden out of his brig, (why do people call for clowns with alternate shoes and mimes who speak in dire sit...

AnonymousNow

Oh hey, always up for more golems! Many of those suggestions are redundant or lacking a cool gimmick (the gibtonite golem shares the explosion with the plasma golem, for example), but the sinew floating golem seems like a nice addition Yeah, I contributed to this doc, and was trying to think of as ...

AnonymousNow

Here's a solution: Make the recycle monkey button pick up dead monkeys, and a drop dead monkey button to place them near the recycler. You get the best of both worlds. Still have to place monkeys in, but don't have to spend all that time gathering each body one by one, and waiting for the windoors ...

AnonymousNow

- Please make Lightgeists into a random event. They're harmless creatures that are mildly beneficial to the station, and so rare that I have seen precisely one, but if they're made a random event they can pop up once in a blue moon instead of once every hundred thousand years or so. - More golem typ...

AnonymousNow

I don't understand where the notion that we are bad at xenobiology and don't understand how to use grey slime cores comes from. Is it salt?

AnonymousNow

To clarify, you mean "cursed" as in "can't be dropped if equipped", right?

AnonymousNow

>Spawn as stranded vet >Find morph serum nearby >Take it to station >Give it to xenobiologist >He comes back later as a morph >Is killed by door shocked by subverted AI >Need to find a Lazarus Injector to revive him (I think?) >There's one in the vet's office >Ask QM to go through >He says my workpl...

AnonymousNow

Anyone who's played xenobiology knows how time consuming it is. It's a department based around waiting games and luck, and frequently gets dunked on by The Antagonist of Nearly Every Round because of it. Linking the console to the recycler seems logical, since it's an actual goddamn recycling unit, ...

AnonymousNow

Reece wrote:Just kill the spare stealer.

BeeSting12 wrote:...space them.

No.

AnonymousNow

Deitus wrote:isnt that actually bannable? i remember ahelping once if i could make an autocloner and was told that it would be against drone laws

Seems nonsensical, since creating an autocloner improves the station without interacting with any organic beings.

AnonymousNow

Screemonster wrote:How about a specific greentext for "ensure the station goal is not completed"?

Stubbed-toe shuttlecalls MIGHT MAKE THE BADDY WIN
OR MAYBE THE PERSON CALLING EARLY FOR FLIMSY REASONS IS THE BADDY TRYING TO WIN OH NO LYNCH THEM

That... is a good idea.

Stoke the flames of competitiveness.

AnonymousNow

>Observe a round to work on something >Whole bunch of other observers, for some reason >Turns out to be a HIGHLANDER round, first one I've seen in weeks >Admin wouldn't consider hitting respawn for 30 seconds to let the observers join in >Pretty much every person on the server towards the end was pr...

AnonymousNow

I feel as though stands taking friendly fire damage from their summoners and visa versa is an odd thing that should be looked into. Also, blobs are almost certainly underpowered right now. With all the warning the crew gets, a blob can have a very strong start and be completely incapable of holding ...

AnonymousNow

We appreciate you, Steelpoint, but- Hey guys, steelpoint here, so you know that new feature? Well I was thinking, what if we made a new security role based off of this? It would be self contained in security and would allow sec to take advantage of the new features without having to deal with people...

AnonymousNow

captain sawrge wrote:Having things be overly secure makes the game dull ... it's the core design of the game. For there to be the conflict that drives the round and player interactions, things need to not work as well as they should.

AnonymousNow

But what about alternate clown outfits? Clown shoes don't fit with the Doctor Bluespace costume.

AnonymousNow

I'd be okay with this, so long as you'd still need access to reach it through cargo bay.

This opens up the possibility of the mining station being haunted by creatures beyond the basalt, other than golems.

AnonymousNow

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:~

I was that captain. Central Command sent us extra cloner parts just for the people on the ride, so it was fine by me, so long as people did it to themselves.

It's great to see people making projects instead of committing suicide or calling the shuttle.

AnonymousNow

Kor wrote:Red alert and smash the consoles then pray for a better round type

Are we going to just kill off every roundtype bar traitorchan?

AnonymousNow

As many of you know, the monkey recycling system isn't compatible with xenobio in the way that the console uses an internal system to recycle monkeys that doesn't sync with upgraded recyclers. To fix this, make the button to recycle monkies on the console pick them up instead, and make the recycler...

AnonymousNow

it's a steelpoint suggestion tl;dr - "take this new feature, and make it a security thing". I get it. Pods are cool and interesting. I know I'm supposed to be the Steelpoint of medbay, in some ways, but even I recognise that this should be either an engineering or cargo thing, not securit...

AnonymousNow

When they worked for regen, there was no expiration limit for implanting, only for eating them. Surgery does offset a lot of item power, but looking at cyberimplants they require surgery AND high research levels/minerals, for generally less power than constant regen and the emp downside. IIRC they ...

AnonymousNow

Make it so that the xenobiology consoles' recycler is directly tied to the monkey recycler machine, so upgrading the machine improves the efficiency of recycling monkeys through the consoles. Also, make the slime recycler further upgradeable to increase the capacity of slimes held by the console at ...

AnonymousNow

On the other hand, regen is pretty damn valuable considering it comes from the easiest mob in lavaland Eh, it requires you to take the item back to station, either very quickly or buy a core stabiliser, and then find someone with the time and knowledge that you can trust to do surgery on you. And f...

AnonymousNow

anow thinks fighting people with 87.5% block chance and a gun is a fun thing Alright, so, the shields are the frequently cited thing, and people are now starting to put words in my mouth regarding them. Instant loss of respect, Kev; a shame after the gravity work. How would we go about rebalancing ...

AnonymousNow

I have a lot of flak to give to security for this one, because historically misuse of guns has been their bread and butter.

AnonymousNow

*dual wields dual eswords* I don't see this being a problem, since if you're in the difficult position of somehow having two dual energy swords and the arms to use them, then frankly, you deserve them. A traitor on their own doesn't have the telecrystals for them, and nuclear operatives would only ...

AnonymousNow

It seems kind of tacky, and I'm speaking as someone who's seen their name up there. Then again, I have my name up there for little things - and that might be an important point, too. We've got a list of coders elsewhere, if I recall correctly. As an alternative suggestion, what about having the play...

AnonymousNow

What is change_number_of_hands proc uh but yeah don't do this 3 riot shields and a gun is not fun to play against I've seen an increased number of arms in action, so I know that it can be done. Immediately there's a security-based problem. I'm not surprised. Makes me think that there should be more...

AnonymousNow

Set the limit for extra arms (and arm-like objects) from 2 to 4. Since we need to switch limbs anyway, this doesn't do much for the layman, which means it won't be imbalanced for general usage - the only thing it does for the most part is give an additional slot in one's inventory per arm, which is ...

AnonymousNow

Currently there are enough people who feel the game doesn't warrant playing without antagonist status that it almost seems like the crew has no reason to hang around the station, ever, at all; couple that with the antagonists wanting to leave to greentext, then it almost feels like a game that's des...

AnonymousNow

I recently learned that hivelord core implantation no longer acts as passive healing.

I'm having difficulty finding words for this change, other than "retarded".

AnonymousNow

Sounds good to me, but also sounds like it could cause issues for cargo techs, who are already considered assistants with pretense (second only to the captain).

AnonymousNow

Dr_bee wrote:Amusing or silly station goals would be fun!

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