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those videos didnt help me at all They are indeed very complex and hard to understand. Don't worry! Try again. 😃 With persisting regards -BONERMASTER ive known how to make a cheese sandwhich for decades Perhaps there is another trick that you overlooked. Don't worry. Try again! 😃 How can BONERMASTE...

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Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Aug 27, 2022 2:30 am those videos didnt help me at all

They are indeed very complex and hard to understand.
Don't worry! Try again.

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OK, CALM DOWN! IT'S OK! I have painstakingly compiled these four videos for you exclusively , to give you the material you need to survive all pending and future admin interactions. Learn EVERYTHING from it: -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtrNR8ZrdU -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HmymJCc_Q...

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Soyoboyo wrote: ↑Thu Aug 25, 2022 4:19 am I sit in atmos all day anyways now lmao what am I even gonna eat a perma for

Sex.

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Apologies, I meant to sign it off with ominous regards, that was for a different letter, not this one.

With ominous regards
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https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=32346 It is rare to see admin infighting on the forum, but recently it has been practically inescapable, terrible calls as well... this is not a good sign. They are seeking more, and their ambitions only grow. Carry your cross close, and your si...

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:31 pm Try erm Gupta? I got endorsed by sticky.

The world ain't big enough for both of us.

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"I plead guilty on X" rookie mistake, besides, if there is genuine contention regarding a note, then don't make compromises, you are not a hostage (negotiator). That exact situation that Dup was in is stressful, because the right thing to do is not accepted (killing the mime and tossing it...

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If i was gonna kill someone it would definitely be in one of those z4opc2mzfil21.jpg Hospital ones are even worse. In the hospital I studied one stairwell had the permanent smell of preserved human bodies because at its bottom was the hallway leading to the dissecting room. Are you sure it wasn't j...

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Bro I'm so asshurt about this, just as I pulled out and wanted to sit back with my euros, the fucking apocalypse breaks loose. Now I can sit here and figure out when it hit's rock bottom, and see all of the extra-money I could have made go bye-byeee. That's the one thing I hate about forex, it just...

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Bro I'm so asshurt about this, just as I pulled out and wanted to sit back with my euros, the fucking apocalypse breaks loose. Now I can sit here and figure out when it hit's rock bottom, and see all of the extra-money I could have made go bye-byeee. That's the one thing I hate about forex, it just ...

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Imagine this: An admin makes a shitty ban, and after realizing that they got all their facts wrong and missing crucial, basic details (succumbing), they undo the ban completely and apologize for their mistake.

Nuts!

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Im not so up to date on sec / assistant composition now that we're spread over more servers that I play less but it always used to be the case that the greyshits and the shitcurity were literally the same players, picking different sides round to round like you'd pick terrorist or counterterrorist ...

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Timberpoes closed the thread real fast after this message!

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Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: ↑Fri Aug 19, 2022 10:22 pm because right now it looks to me like divine intervention is the only way this ban gets lifted.

*cracks knuckles*

Alright then.

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Qbmax32 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 18, 2022 11:45 am My brother in Christ being an NPC that random names, says only 15 things every round and playing exclusively to baton antags isn’t robust, it’s psychotic

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Imagine malding over a robust security officer that gives the crew exactly what they deserve.

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Your point probably would find more resonance if you didn't simultaneously get yourself banned on purpose calling out jews and what not and then acting like we're 9 year olds and can't understand context or implications. Because yes, there is some serious sanitising going on that in some parts I dis...

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+ rave advocates for pacifism bans which aren't good at all because what if you're being attacked by somebody? Well now you cannot fight back because a admin "pacifism banned" you what if you're antag? Seems like a bad idea tbh OH BABY YES, WE'RE GETTING CAT BEASTS! 😂 hippie station sends...

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There were countless people that said he was going to blow up the world, that was just his attempt to do right by them.

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XII3912 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:34 am Bro think he saul

He is, but without the legal plotarmor.

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no im just trans farquaar it was just going to be way too much hassle to use nonlegal name for gdc, it's the same one they booked my hotel with and needed id checks for etc etc Apologies, Mothblocks. I was not aware of the situation and did not mean to cause an offense. I am now wiser. With warm re...

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Mothblocks is a dude, yo.

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Virgin spaceman: NOOOooOooooo my precious jobsimulator!!!!!!!

Chad Scriptis: 3 more wizards and 20 nuke-ops.

Good.

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I don't know what the big fuss is here, sure it's a random take and I don't have an opinion on this either way, but if you just look at it in a vacuum, it sure is strange to cut your penis off. Anyways, probably has some medical background and got packaged into a religion, whatever, ain't my problem...

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I encountered this "dilemma" myself as an HOP, and I convened with the admins on this: You do have a degree of autonomy in your department, you can do whatever projects you want in atmos, AS LONG AS it remains safe to enter for other crewmembers. Failing that, there is no admin backing you...

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The sheer fall you took dying on this absurd hill, is truly spectacular. You dug yourself a hole so deep that it just does not matter what you say, you are donzo here, everybody will look at you as the pedo guy, and no "logical" argument is ever going to change that. Even if you get unbann...

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Since we had a bit of a situation with freaks lately that are running around naked or whatever as underage characters and being overly sexual, flirty, etc., the question eventually followed of why we even allow this age to be chosen in the first place. There is certainly some scepticism in regards t...

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Dear Bonermaster: Given how out of the way age information is, I don't think that on its own would make people uncomfortable. Similarly I don't think the rp fact of "they are really 17" should change anything about punting creeps. People who argue underage are already arguing in bad faith...

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Rich of you to yell your lungs out about "doing your job" when it's a single digit change that we are requesting, but OK, guess you just wanted to show who is wearing the codersocks here. We good now? Anyway, yes it won't stop them from being creeps, but we're taking away a resource from o...

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There is no gameplay purpose to being underage. But there is purpose for rat bastards to live out their fantasy and try to engage in as much borderline ERP as possible. With all the weirdos and freaks that have been caught doing that lately, how about we just don't give them an angle for their shit ...

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Can we stop calling the 50 year old man "Alice"? Thanks.

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Give gulag sentences to the grey tide, never cell timers. Watch them ghost rather than be useful for a single minute. There is nothing more satisfying in this world than arresting a greyshirt stealing half of the station, getting cursed out by them all the way to the brig, giving them a 1000-point ...

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Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:22 am The age of consent should be 25 because that's when brain development stops.

I think your brain stopped developing a long time before that, if you seriously believe this crap that you are peddling.

Now we can close the thread.

With consensual regards
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As long as people are involved, there is always a place for security. There will always be a dickhead, some kind of departmental dispute, chronic greytiding, etc. where you can step in and mediate (or apply copious amounts of violence, completely legal!! 😝). It is simply human nature that there will...

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Sounds to me like you are deranged, and in a rare case of making a good judgement, they came to the same conclusion and stopped you from becoming an admin. With administrative regards -BONERMASTER You have become too powerful, and must be corrupted. Please submit your application here: https://tgst...

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Sounds to me like you are deranged, and in a rare case of making a good judgement, they came to the same conclusion and stopped you from becoming an admin.

With administrative regards
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Well, you guys keep saying easiest appeal, but this bogus ban was still upheld before they evaded, and I think that says more about the admin than the appealer.

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Can't blame him for ban evading, if I was spending 600 hours on a server and getting this dogshit treatment in the appeal, I would also think that the entire admin team is impaired in their mental and cognitive capabilities. Wouldn't even bother evading myself, at that point. This admin doesn't even...

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Hey man I just want to make game fun for everyone, blood isn't bad, no virus! Don't believe me? Come, drink! 🤠 No, you drink NOW! 😡 See, no virus, perfect health! No complain, or you drink more! 🤓 You no like blood ? 😐 Why are you running ? 🤡 STOP RUNNING!!!! 😵 With mentally stable regards 🤪 -BONERM...

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dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:22 am I showed you my appeal.
Please reply.

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The toilet paper should ALWAYS point away from the wall. It is easier to grab this way, and it doesn't get polluted by the bacteria of the wall. Because it points away from the wall, you have more space and a better angle to grab it. This maximizes your pull efficiency and you can aquire toilet pape...

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Unhinged internet psychopath seeks out murder-simulator game, gets kicked out because they're too much of a misfit.
Wow!

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itsswagga wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:58 am Since when did TG become this hardass?

TG station likes it rough and hard.

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Why would you ever pick wesoda, this guy purely panders to higher power and always chooses to please his admin clique at the expense of the players at every conceivable opportunity. If the admin team wants their yes man in, they got their own vote for that, the host vote should ideally be someone ba...

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Or - you could grab life by the balls , rack your tiny sec brain to muster up a little something called resolve , and have the integrity to seal the deal yourself. And you know what, "Mr." BONERMASTER, if the price of that integrity is pleading one's case in a court of appeals to an admin...

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I am aware of this strategy and see people do it often, but doesn't it seem weaselly? Intentionally avoiding taking the necessary risk yourself even though the person you ask wouldn't know any better either, just so you can point to them in the event of an ahelp! In fact, Mr. BONERMASTER, I would s...

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Hey Sin, have you forgotten your ways? If you don't have enough evidence beyond a reasonable doubt, but they're too dangerous to release, then you hold a trial! You let the captain or whoever else be the judge. If they say guilty, and you blow the brains out of this guy, it is on them! That is calle...

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gods of the player's club forgive me for the sin of posting in my own peanut but. Hey there! I'm not God, but close enough: It's O. K. to post in your own peanut, I have written down a full manifesto to support this motion: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=32089 As a resident ...

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