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An0n3 you got me stuck on Mutoid Man you douche

I've pretty much been singing this regularly on my daily commute for about a week now
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((Decide on a place to go to and we'll get moving, my friends))

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((So is the plan to get out of the Hovels for now?

If you don't agree on a plan/want to Scooby-Doo it and split up to cover more ground, that's A-Okay, by the way.))

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Paint the Town Red. It's Early Access and there's only two levels but it shows a lot of promise. Crazy barfight simulator, next level's going to be a prison riot, and it has a built-in gif/webm maker so you can upload crazy stuff after it happens since you know your friends won't believe you otherwi...

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You hear nothing, sadly. ((Also, made a map of the city you're in, and by "made a map" I mean "traced someone else's map really lazily." I'll add more to it as you discover more in the city, but until then, I've marked some places you'd know about just from walking to the Hovels....

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((Alright, lemme get Daemon's roll done. Daemon, you know that the High King's family has 5 members. The High King Armetz I, his wife, Queen Alpaida, the Crown Prince Martel, the High King's brother, Duke Segisel, and his son, Pepin. Past that, your knowledge on the High King feels a little hazy. Wh...

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((You can make a Common Lore (Imperium) (Int) check to see how well you know the King's family.))

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You can hardly believe your eyes as you pop the lid open. Five hundred thrones fill the chest, along with a letter and a small locket in the shape of a shield. The note is simple, its wording very blunt and professional. "You are given a very daunting task, but understand that this is but a fra...

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The innkeep rubs his chin, and you can see gears turning in his head as he slowly pieces together that it may be in his best interest to let you by with a discount. "Four thrones 'tis. We don' want no trouble here, yeah?" He slides a key across the table for the door, and turns back to his...

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Reasonably well-behaved, he apparently just spends most of the day napping at the foot of his bed like a dog and eating crumbs. I told my friend to put on Kangaroo Jack and see what happens.

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Yeah, his friend's a zookeeper and he's so little they take care of him in shifts to feed him a lot and it's her turn

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My friend is babysitting a kangaroo

No, we're not Australian

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((I'd say so, yeah, but I'm no economist (I'm not even sure economist is a word) so don't quote me on it. As for rolling, go ahead. Use whatever dice app you like, I trust everyone enough to not cheat in an online RP. For the benefit of everyone here, rolling checks works like this: You roll a d100 ...

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>aliens abduct someone >he gets the objective "the oxygen is killing everyone, get rid of it and save them!" >he immediately grabs the whole armory and adminhelps asking if he can just kill everyone >he gets told yes >I tell him no but he can cause death by breaking windows because it mak...

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"'Ere is, fer a fee of course," the innkeep says as he plops your drinks down upon the table. "Ten thrones fer an hour," he says bluntly, as you realize he's been listening in on you. "I wouldn't stay the 'ole hour, yeah? Someone might go back 'ere to see what's in that trun...

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"No need for a briefing, everything you will need to know is in this chest. Burn the note after you read it. Do not attempt to contact my employer or myself, we will find you when the task is complete. You have a month," he says, standing up. "I would recommend not attempting to take ...

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((He does, but I think his internet's out. We'll find an opportunity for him to join in later. Mine's been out all day, speaking of, sorry!)) The air in the bar hangs stale as Cecil finishes his story, the odd patron turned around to conspicuously eavesdrop. An old, weary man seated near the entranc...

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((Now we just need TableTurning))

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((Table will be posting soonish, he had to run real quick, and I'm helping Deitus out right now.)) The bar seems mostly empty, save for one weary, toothless old man at the counter half-polishing a glass, and another passed out in the back, using a booth as a bed, surrounded by tiny little discarded ...

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Alright, I think we're ready to begin! _______________ It is a time of peace in the Kingdoms of the Star, and long may it last. Thirty-four years have passed since High King Armetz I took the throne, leading the Five Points against an invasion from the Empire of the Brass Dragon from the East. Many ...

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Ballin'.

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I'm so in. I talk enough for twice the amount of people required to play.

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Fallout 1 is amazing. If you play it and like it then have a go at fallout 2 as it is even better i got 1, 2, and tactics. never really played many single player rpg's, got a boatload i need to play/finish (divine divinity, divinity: original sin, skyrim, morrowind, the STALKER trilogy, etc). i kno...

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Alright, I'm back at my computer so let me answer every question I can. Also Maccus if i understand it correctly our characters should already be at least somewhat acquianted? As acquainted as you all want to be, there could be a new guy to the group that's still learning the quirks of the rest of t...

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I've heard good things about Hearthstone

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There's plenty of room for you two (I actually wanted about five people before we began so y'all are exactly what I'm looking for), and I don't mind players new to the system. Wyzack's sent you a google doc link with all the fixings on it, including a link to a totally legal vendor where you can buy...

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(He means Assassin)

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My friend gave me a huge surplus of cards a month ago I've yet to sort through.

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I don't really even play

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DNS wrote:Been playing TONS of Wildstar lately.

Dominion or Exiles?

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yeah he's got Pretty Terrible Small Dick

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WildStar reminds me of Ratchet & Clank for some reason

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unban me and i'll write some other horrible fanfic to spam on the radios until the very mention of it gets you murdered IC and it spirals out of control in-game and out

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Might help stir up some people who'd wanna join if they saw the thread updated

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I would play in a legit blood bowl league where we actually had prizes for the league champ and everything.

I'd even go so far as to learn to play the tabletop version.

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Isn't that the game where Satan wears a dress made out of tongues and sandals and gauntlets made out of penises?

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It MIGHT be better to use DH compared to WHFRP because, though it's definitely not low-fantasy, it's still being updated regularly and has loads of stuff to use.

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I would if I could find a decent enough LEGITIMATE PLACE TO BUY IT if you know what I mean. All the links for STORES from /tg/ I've got are dead ends.

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Sup everybody, it's me, Maccus. You might know me from such works as "Being A Horrible, Spiteful Turd on the Forums," "Guy Who Ran D&D for a Bit," and "Maccus' Ban Appeal." I'm here to invite you to another game I'm trying to run, but a little different than my D&am...

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I think it's just supposed to be a generic captain so just put whatever name you want on it. You could even go the extra mile and recolor it to be blue since I don't think tgstation's captain wears green anymore (I could be wrong)

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I have a sinus infection and my nose seems to be stuck in that horrible feeling where you feel like you gotta sneeze but you can't actually sneeze

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Out of the Park Baseball 2007 was better tbh

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I haven't seen a fedora tip so hard since that video of the kid rambling about his "intellectual intelligence"

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My friend posted about this just an hour ago and this happens. This fanbase can really be the worst sometimes.

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That and the twist is something that horror NEEDS to have. The less your audience sees coming in horror the better they like it. It's why Scream was so popular, because it made fun of how stale and easy to call things could get. In other movies you can kinda get away with the twist being given away ...

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