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by bandit
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:13 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Sniping
Replies: 57
Views: 15060

Re: Sniping

There's a way we could actually handle this, maybe. CS:GO recently implemented a streamer mode that censors everyone's name, appearance, mutes voice chat, and hides the server name and most text chat. We could implement something like this maybe. Make everyone a bald guy or girl, give everyone peac...
by bandit
Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: PSA: Rod of Asclepius
Replies: 44
Views: 15082

Re: PSA: Rod of Asclepius

what do you mean you can't do surgery while being a pacifist? is that a recent change or are you bullshitting? like when you imply you can't just ignore monsters to mine or stun+cuff on help intent, which is 99% of sec gameplay If I remember correctly, it makes you unable to use laser cutters/proto...
by bandit
Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:29 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: 80+ admins yet there arent enough for 2/3 of the day
Replies: 156
Views: 40900

Re: 80+ admins yet there arent enough for 2/3 of the day

Rustledjimm wrote:What would you be randomly inspecting.
johnsons
by bandit
Sat Mar 30, 2019 2:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: 80+ admins yet there arent enough for 2/3 of the day
Replies: 156
Views: 40900

Re: 80+ admins yet there arent enough for 2/3 of the day

I decree that all admins shall be cut in half, increasing their surface area and thus providing more coverage. As I believe in fairness, each admin may choose between being cut horizontally or vertically. disemboweling them will increase the surface area even more, the long intestine alone will spa...
by bandit
Thu Mar 28, 2019 11:36 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Infection Gamemode Progress (blob reworked into gamemode)
Replies: 40
Views: 12650

Re: Infection Gamemode Progress (blob reworked into gamemode)

I don't like the idea of even more gamemodes that rely on shit you cannot find on-station
by bandit
Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:26 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 597904

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

When a traitor tastefully uses a code word in a sentence, such as the chef saying "Anyone want a sandwich for breakfast?" and powergamers start screaming "ARREST HE! CODEWORDS! HES VALID!!!". Is it so hard to suspend disbelief? ITT: people who don't remember when there were only...
by bandit
Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:23 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Little things other players do that make you happy
Replies: 32
Views: 8220

Re: Little things other players do that make you happy

when the clown tells a fucking joke
by bandit
Thu Mar 14, 2019 10:13 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: he locked the thread
Replies: 485
Views: 121668

Re: he locked the thread

ITT: people bragging about no longer playing this game while in the shitposting sewer for that game
by bandit
Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:24 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: he locked the thread
Replies: 485
Views: 121668

Re: he locked the thread

ohnopigeons wrote:Unironically delete the hut
this but actually unironically
by bandit
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:57 am
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: he locked the thread
Replies: 485
Views: 121668

Re: he locked the thread

I already singled out that sentence lesser q admin
by bandit
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:25 am
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: he locked the thread
Replies: 485
Views: 121668

Re: he locked the thread

elyina wrote:Thank you Laz for standing up for me. It's in times like these it becomes evident who you can truly count on.
oh come the fuck off it, this is just passive-aggressive as all fucking hell
by bandit
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:51 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: he locked the thread
Replies: 485
Views: 121668

Re: he locked the thread

Shadowflame909 wrote:did they apologize and did intigracy forgive them temporarily


these things I would like to know
idk about the first two but the answer to these two is a lmfao no
by bandit
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: he locked the thread
Replies: 485
Views: 121668

Re: he locked the thread

not that you stupid lizard the elyina drama resurfacing
by bandit
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:21 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: he locked the thread
Replies: 485
Views: 121668

Re: he locked the thread

I fucking told you this was going to happen
by bandit
Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:56 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: disconnecting to avoid conversion to revolutionaries(or broader combat disconnecting situations)
Replies: 19
Views: 3625

Re: disconnecting to avoid conversion to revolutionaries(or broader combat disconnecting situations)

The thing about disconnecting is that it has a chance of being due to real life shit, which is always more important than a game of 2D spaceman roleplay on an outdated platform that isn't even persistent. Punishing someone then finding out they disconnected because, like, their house caught fire or ...
by bandit
Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:48 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: MSO: Give up your host vote for a second player vote.
Replies: 27
Views: 7993

Re: MSO: Give up your host vote for a second player vote.

he is using his vote, he's just using it in a way you don't like
by bandit
Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: why is readding Gang so taboo?
Replies: 74
Views: 20276

Re: why is readding Gang so taboo?

because of headmin/coder politics that people have confused with gameplay reasons
by bandit
Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:53 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818711

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Clown >More specifically clown TRAITOR >time for clown car memes >CentComm announcement about a xeno egg sent to the station >boys we've found our memes >Clown car up all the lizards and say I'm dropping them off in the xeno pen >For some reason the lizards are ok with this >No AI, no captain, only...
by bandit
Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Coiax
Replies: 18
Views: 4879

Re: Trialmin Review: Coiax

good dude, suggested him for admin ages ago and that opinion has not changed
by bandit
Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Ye Catgirl chapter 2
Replies: 46
Views: 17967

Re: Ye Catgirl chapter 2

uwu
by bandit
Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 818711

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>time to be a mime >NO TIME TO BE A FUCKING REV >both revheads are lizards >ask HoP if I can transfer into sec >he actually makes me the goddamn warden >no one tries to implant me too >first things first put the implants into the crusher >second things second give out just enough of the armory not t...
by bandit
Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Ash lizards should not be allowed to actively invade the station
Replies: 58
Views: 15271

Re: Ash lizards should not be allowed to actively invade the station

one of my favorite rounds recently was when the lizards on the station adopted an ashwalker, taught him about on-station stuff and tried to keep him safe even though traitors were traitoring
by bandit
Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:18 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: On Chemistry
Replies: 66
Views: 15289

Re: Chemistry is a disease

has anyone consulted reed about this

edit: I did in fact consult reed about this he said "I'll need to have read through how it's all meant to work before I can formulate an opinion."
by bandit
Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:38 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Bgobandit
Replies: 68
Views: 28208

Re: Bgobandit

bandit wrote:also the round's still going
by bandit
Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:08 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Bgobandit
Replies: 68
Views: 28208

Re: Bgobandit

also the round's still going
by bandit
Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:06 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Bgobandit
Replies: 68
Views: 28208

Re: Bgobandit

I felt like your actions demonstrated enough brain damage on their own
by bandit
Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:26 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Hygiene Removal
Replies: 254
Views: 58813

Re: Hygiene Removal

WarbossLincoln wrote:The fact that showers can be deconstructed but not constructed makes it worse. Now every round someone destroys all the showers publicly available.
I'm going to do this PR this week
by bandit
Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: Best code comments
Replies: 78
Views: 34791

Re: Best code comments

Code: Select all

description = "<span class='warning'>I feel a lot better, but wow that was disgusting.</span>\n" //when you read the latest felinid removal PR and realize you're really not that much of a degenerate
by bandit
Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: How much can/should an admin tell you about rulings.
Replies: 33
Views: 8541

Re: How much can/should an admin tell you about rulings.

I don't usually mention the exact ruling unless it's, like, 6 people all ahelping about the same obvious griffer. The problem is that some people interpret it as "Did you ban him, i.e. can I go beat the shit out of him now knowing he's offline?"
by bandit
Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:26 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Make AI vox toggleable
Replies: 24
Views: 5356

Re: Make AI vox toggleable

ITT: people who weren't around for voxtest2
by bandit
Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:41 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: comfy games 2: the electric boogaloo
Replies: 26
Views: 6695

Re: liking certain games

also lowkey "hey you played these games you may also like:" thread. post nostalgic simulator building story driven games if you are into tracking down old-ass games (you have dorf fort on your list so it's a possibility) then you might like the Creatures series, there is no endgame but th...
by bandit
Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:00 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 597904

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

People who keep ordering something that is impossible for me to accomplish or constantly re-stating it as though reality will change to allow it. Security officers who use confiscated emags to emag cyborgs, and cyborgs who let it happen. People forgetting armoury/toxins/engineerin/atmos/upload are ...
by bandit
Mon Dec 31, 2018 4:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I am just...done
Replies: 44
Views: 13078

Re: I am just...done

so what I'm seeing is two threads, one saying we have too high RP, one saying we have too low
by bandit
Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I am just...done
Replies: 44
Views: 13078

Re: I am just...done

have you tried sybil
by bandit
Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:39 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Statbus II: Statnarok
Replies: 146
Views: 66134

Re: Statbus II: Statnarok

Statbus is down for undisclosed reasons* *Admin ranks are changing and I want to make sure I’m not leaking information. I won’t be able to look into it until Wednesday-ish. read: all admins can abuse all they want right now and get away scot free due to no logging yeah it's our annual christmas pre...
by bandit
Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Dog Girls are now canon on /tg/.
Replies: 27
Views: 7837

Re: Dog Girls are now canon on /tg/.

we already have corgi fursuits what did you expect
by bandit
Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:12 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 597904

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Farquaar wrote:When you're tatoring and you start using the code words in every conversation but the other traitors didn't read anything but their uplink password so they don't pick up on it
at least the code words aren't pulled from the same list of 30 anymore
by bandit
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:09 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Is there any reason to really have a naming policy?
Replies: 247
Views: 55443

Re: Is there any reason to really have a naming policy?

in what universe is "Cleans-the-Floors" or "Pushes-and-Shoves" or "Is-a-Lizard" OOC in IC? words have fucking meanings, you know. the universe that we copied our lizard names from here is a list of randomly generated Argonian names from the elder scrolls Ushla Andreede...
by bandit
Sun Dec 09, 2018 3:57 am
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: A problem with Boxstation
Replies: 38
Views: 11046

Re: A problem with Boxstation

what tim ebow and quigley bopper said, the ongoing trend of handing everything to everyone with no player interaction is killing this game
by bandit
Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:17 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: Shitposters! - Eighth & late easter edition!
Replies: 278
Views: 62873

Re: Shitposters! - Seventh edition, Merry Christmas eve!

bandit wrote:
bandit wrote:where the fuck am I
by bandit
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:14 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Is there any reason to really have a naming policy?
Replies: 247
Views: 55443

Re: Is there any reason to really have a naming policy?

in what universe is "Cleans-the-Floors" or "Pushes-and-Shoves" or "Is-a-Lizard" OOC in IC? words have fucking meanings, you know.

OOC in IC would be like "Crashes-the-BYOND" or "Bans-the-Players"
by bandit
Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:31 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 386059

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

by bandit
Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:10 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: It's time to fix Asimov
Replies: 101
Views: 21880

Re: It's time to fix Asimov

Has there been a spate of poor silicon behaviour to prompt this?
no, I actually think silicons are in a good place relative to a couple of years ago. although this might have more to do with gamemodes
by bandit
Wed Nov 28, 2018 8:26 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: silicon policy is too fucking long again
Replies: 104
Views: 21870

Re: silicon policy is too fucking long again

why are we listening to a complaint about silicon policy from someone who doesn't play and therefore can't have any issue with it
by bandit
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:20 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Admins disappeared my thread
Replies: 222
Views: 50178

Re: Admins disappeared my thread

>109,804

absolutely disgusting
by bandit
Sat Nov 24, 2018 2:35 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Admins disappeared my thread
Replies: 222
Views: 50178

Re: Admins disappeared my thread

It is not. Byond runs on DM, DM has no real world usage and there are no self employed individuals who are paid for writing code for DM games. Realistically spending six years coding random phone apps, even if it's just on Android or iOS, would get you more than university, if you wanted to go for ...
by bandit
Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:32 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Admins disappeared my thread
Replies: 222
Views: 50178

Re: Admins disappeared my thread

CreationPro wrote:Or maybe get a loan and pay it off later?
to be fair spending six years coding for a free game is still a more financially sound decision than going tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars into student debt
by bandit
Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Evergreen tales - pleasure and pain nsfw
Replies: 201
Views: 91243

Re: HOS diaries - pain and punishment

iamgoofball wrote:please stop posting your bdsm porn what if an employer finds tee gee
this post aged well
by bandit
Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:40 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Admins disappeared my thread
Replies: 222
Views: 50178

Re: Admins disappeared my thread

Personality matters. People will prefer to work with someone who is okay at their job but pleasant over someone they can't stand despite being a superstar Totally unrelated to the topic btw I remember reading an article about a hiring manager that outright said he'd rather have an entire team of B-...