/tg/Station 13

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> Traitor scientist : asassinate botanist > turn on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMpRNZojA4 > Black-ice borg comes in > Make him super battery to seem a good guy. > Find first aid kit, get mousetrap, 3 c 4, and four remote signalling devices, implant myself with explosive implant, hide the b...

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Craftable crossbow.
Shooting glass shards from fire extinguisher.

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I have aspergers syndrome.

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> Traitor > Buy emag > Ehm, I should get a cup of tea irl > Go to dorms, lock my dorm room > Go for real cup of tea > Return, ready to enjoy my traitoring > Blindfolded, straightjacketed, muzzled, buckled to bed, in legcuffs, with N02 tank connected to my airsupply. > Ghost >Blast doors on my cell a...

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Some updates
Off map invasions implemented
Khorne chaos lord implemeted
Ecclesiarchy forces implemented
Boarding implemented aka you can actually engage in space combat now( however, comandeering ships is for the next patch, now its just cripple ship systems/ set up plasma bomb inside ship)

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How does embedment work?

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And are you ready to spend loads of green papers on upkeeping your power, after you achieve it?

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> Hear in ooc about pneumatic and particle cannon
> Go to code check asap!
> Pneumatic cannon does not work/ particle cannon got scrapped and not added at all ;~;7

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Locker has limit for bodies/mobs now, as I understand.
I want to get the nuclear codes as traitor then to barricade in vault with lots of reinforced walls, to activate nuke and to threaten the asimov AI with not stopping nuclear devastation, if all lizards are not exterminated immediatly.

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Reyouka wrote:

My house caught on fire.

Does your insurance cover it?

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Greytide simulation for holodeck - spawns lots of angry assistants with toolboxes and makeshift weapons Replace firing range in security with combat simulation holodeck with function of imitating different dangers of space : waves of pirates/ evil communists/ syndicate commandos/fucking ninjas/ unde...

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So many new antag shit added, and I never see said new antags/items/ abilities.
Also there was syndicate minigun PR in github once, never seen it in muh spessmens.

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So security can shoot lasers in people for making an RnD in chapel?

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So wait, when did an antagonist killing people become a bad thing again? There is a difference between traitor running in hallways gunning down everyone, so shuttle gets called. And : pew, dead, absorbed, not noticed by anyone x 28 times + recall shuttle, because I did not get all the abilities. Im...

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> Change myself into lizard > Traitor > Perform perfect abduction and rig the hostage with single tank plasmabomb > AI, I have a hostage > DOORSMASH > AI r-o-u-g-e! > Nah, you are just lizard scum. > Security pulls me to medbay, geneticist refuses to clone lisards > Security pulls me into robotics, ...

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Dissonant shriek is sort of win button.

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> HOP > Nobody comes to change job > Wild fuel tank appears > Asks me to give him a job > Hmm, do you have any useful skills? > I can give fuel, I can leave trace of fuel, I can explode. > Sign fuel tank for security, create crew and security record for fuel tank > Happy fuel tank goes to brig, leav...

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Mulerider traitor kit - special saddle for mulebot, which gives manual control( aka moving with arrows), increases speed and disables safety and any way to turn it off except blowing up. Cowboy hat and suit included. An opportunity to climb nuke ops nuke or to buckle someone on top of it. Syndicate ...

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There is russian version of ZAS atmos, it is ZAS made to be more brutally violent. Fucking wow, like ZAS was not robust enough.

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But you have some computer sorcerer education.

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That's nice to know, but I dare say I am pessimistic about just how easy that is to change with this level of detail. The team of operatives smoothly goes through the shadows of maint, around the corner they engage some feral savage armed with spears accelerating towards them, this is not, what the...

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> Hop > Some assistant asks for access to engineering storage, vacant office, rnd and engineering, so he can turn vacant office in secret command centre for heads > Give him > Expect everything to be flooded with plasma or eaten by singulo > Check out vacant office > he actually turned merged vacant...

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Fire bullets for syndicate shotgun are total crap.

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Change race spell for wizard. Choose spell transform effect. Run around yelling bootadoo and turning everyone in lizards/ skeletons/ zombies/ slimepeople / flypersons. Earn 9000 style points for turning HOS into lizard, so AI can protect you from human harm.

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I like Beats the crime security lizard. 11/10 secbro

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> Bay
> Wizard
> Emp and different spells
> Teleport to brig
> Use emp
> I HAVE ARTIFICIAL HEART, DAMN, I HAVE FUCKING HEART ATTACK

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Set of random derelict ships gets added. When random derelict ship event triggers, one of them jumps to station z-level. It is filled with mysteries( overpowered loot for ruining round) and face huggers( for even more round ruining)

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With instant lol teleport ventcrawling it is kinda shitty game mechanic.

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sort of old, feel like posting it now. >spawn as janitor >wizard round >wizard starts murdering people >mop the floor under corpses >get angry at blood trails >can't drag people to medbay because this would involve leaving my cart behind >people get mad at me >keep cleaning, it's got to be clean >w...

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bullfrog ftw

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> Traitor CMO, asassinate head of security > make some chloral hydrate, load syringe guns with it. Also grab crowbar and emergency wielding tool from red toolbox. > Nothing happens > aliens try to get my medbay > Chlorate them, then fill them full of sleep toxin in sleepers and lock them down in mor...

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To build secret room with uranium walls and floors and to lock down two changellings there. To build uranium room with uranium walls, floors and doors, fill this room with radiation collectors and wire it straight into the power grid. To stock pile lots of glass and rods in bar, throw Quran filled w...

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Give some limitations to gang grief license, because it is grief fest x 2. And damn, crew members are sort of willing to join as fast as possible.

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Change of fire transferring between mobs is FUCKING BRUTAL. I had seen flaming man in fire suit setting everyone on fire with his BURNING HUGS OF LOVE and nobody could get extinguished, because of people on the floor being ignited by those running around in panic.

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Cortex command. Pity, that Data abondoned it.

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mini-nuke grenades in nuke ops uplink

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Baystation AI laws aren't Asimov.[/quote]

Russian bay12 servers often replace corporate with asimov to prevent : oh, this guy removed floor tile, lets kill him.

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May be spears should not spin, when they are thrown? Or botanist hatchet should embed.

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Some Hitler removed eternal burning of borgs splashed with wielding fuel untill someone extinguishes them.
Cant defeat secborg with just beaker of fuel and zippo anymore ;-;7

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> you are an AI > Hey, ai, let me on your sat. > Access granted, request completed > Hey, let me in your core, I want to hug you. > ok > Access granted, request completed > He can only shake me to wake me up, no hugs > He builds up the bed, puts purple bedsheet on his back and begins giving me lectu...

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With new mining getting all the uranium for reactors is pain

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Uranium walls being nerfed. Good bye sweet prince.

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> HOP > Clown named Traitor comes in, asks for engineering and maint access for building honk fortress > Sure, why not? > HALP, clown killing everyone in engineering > HALP, clown releasing singulo and blowing up SMES > Halp, clown releasing toxins > Halp, clown blowing up comms > Power rapidly goes...

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> assistant > double agent > gonna sign for warden > hop is ok with it >Hm, medbay certainly lacks job, I will give them some. Buy three radioactive microlasers, set them to full power and longest radiation delay > officers are proactive about arrests for broken windows and stuff like that, also I s...

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> traitor hop > assasinate the RD > find out the bolt wire for doors > make single tank plasma fire bomb > install remote signalling device on bolt wire of his cabinet door > plant fire bomb in his locker and close it > write up on paper : Hello, my dear friend, do you like !fun!? I have hidden some...

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Does the fire from single plasma tank bombs blow up the fuel tanks? How many damage security barrier can suffer? I have some ideas connected to this stuff, first idea of piling shitton of glass shards and rods under the fuel tank together with proximity sensor plasma tank bomb, to brutally maim crow...

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> assistant
> just put two wired rods in backpack and two glass shards in pocket, because why not?
> Some guy puts out double esword
> Craft two spears, chuckle two spears, both embed, he dies from bleeding.
> kek

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deathhoof wrote:
Scones wrote:if its about chromosomes, autism had better be a disability
how would one code autism?

EDIT: perhaps instead of "says", the speech text could be "spergs"

Cant talk in room with more then 2 people?

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>join as medical doctor >don't give a fuck >alt+tab inside a security locker >get blown the hell up >crawl out of the wreckage >I LIVE >shot by poopsec >nearly choke and die >grab a gun >they start bonking me with books >flee down disposal >well that wasn't so bad >two pens and a screwdriver fly ou...

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IG and imperial navy can solve all the problems except ork/ heretic massive shipspawn. So if you surgically destroy ship producing capabilities of bad guys, you win. When navy delievers IG to the planet, it usually drops 280090475956000000900000900092345 men( not literary, it really drops such numbe...

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