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Alipheese

How to go about dealing with our GM's girlfriend possibly cheesing loot rolls., and then looting while we are STILL in combat, other than outright murdering her character in 1 round because of salt? example, shes the ranger, in negative energy plane retreiving a holy septer for a church, go in, we s...

Alipheese

I need a nice bit of sprites, preferably message me. What do you need? Various plant sprites. Inhands. And food sprites. I've tried but they always turn out horrible. Edit for clarification. Palm tree, napalm tree, basil, queen basil, cashew, then the grown plant produce. bagels, peanut butter jar,...

Alipheese

I need a nice bit of sprites, preferably message me.

Alipheese

The nerf to lock stats behind parts is quite grevious to me. To nerf the entirety of botany to actually nerf a few plants? Poor way to handle the situation and shows inability to compromise. Just reduce the overall amounts of that chemical from said plant. Instead of 10 produce make 100u make it 40 ...

Alipheese

XDTM wrote:Hold on if the issue is that it stuns people on hit why don't we just fucking remove the stun on hit instead of advocating flightsuit removal

No let's just remove all of kevinz work because we can.
Also memes.

Alipheese

Coded the napalm trees and made it so when they activate they create a fire. Figuring out how to scale that to potancy.

Renaming them from kaboomnuts to flaming coconuts?

Alipheese

PKPenguin321 wrote:
danno wrote:pk is desperate to deadmin me so i'm in a rock and a hard place here
Ok see this makes it sound like I'm extorting your to post your butt hole which I assure you is not the case you don't have to post butthole if you don't want to a mans butthole is his own business

But it's the rules.

Alipheese

THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even ...

Alipheese

Foods should have more of a presence than eat 1 thing till your overweight and your good for the next 3 hour round. Overweight should slow you down more than it does. Also you shouldn't be able to put yourself in crates, lockers, suit storages, etc. Stupid fatties! Unweighted should give others tha...

Alipheese

Didn't like the replacement for it happend so suddenly and entirely replaced the other 2. As someone who doesn't know how to use the SM if i try to learn I get the generic move outta the way and lemme do it right response like any science position.

Alipheese

Foods should have more of a presence than eat 1 thing till your overweight and your good for the next 3 hour round. Overweight should slow you down more than it does. Also you shouldn't be able to put yourself in crates, lockers, suit storages, etc. Stupid fatties! Unweighted should give others that...

Alipheese

THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even ...

Alipheese

On topic: Virologists that wordlessly spritz you. I mean, thanks for the healing virus I guess, but Jesus, I didn't need the paranoia of "are my insides are melting" This, and as someone who goes for viro as my job every round, the shithead viros who I ask as CMO if they need help or if t...

Alipheese

Make oranges game master already.
This community needs some vitamin c

Alipheese

A good question would be other servers you have played on and have good reputation?

Alipheese

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Give me a sec. To put a face to the moonlight.

HOUR LATER AND I'M STILL WAITING.

Alipheese

The evil cards are the fifth edition?

Alipheese

yusss, goodv shit

Alipheese

Read half of the thread before it became the same thing over and over.

Great idea. Won't ruin the game, isn't a new game. IT'S JUST A NEW MAP. 11/10.

Alipheese

Sligneris wrote:
oranges wrote:In case you guys forgot the Syndicate base was a place for new players to try out chemistry and RnD without ruining a station round.
There's no RnD at the Syndicate base.

He meant virology.

Alipheese

Durkel wrote:

You're at the bar when this guy comes in and slaps your lizards ass, what do you do?

Collect my rare jaxy

Alipheese

cedarbridge wrote:
XDTM wrote:They're in the orbit list
If they are, they're so burried in all of the other junk on the orbit list (especially in mid-high/high pop times.

They are all at the very bottom of the list.

Alipheese

The fact this is actually a possible thing and its being worked on is making me moist. Keep going.

Alipheese

Last year's April fools was just legitimately not fun to play during, just like it was the year before that. Please for the love of God can we take it easy this year and do things more subtlely and not just slam dunk the game in a trash can for a full day for something you giggle at for five minute...

Alipheese

Big problem kevinz. This never actually happenss. Maybe the time you got ass blasted sure. Buy this is certainly far from extremely common. All of your arguments can be thrown out of the window applied to any department? Cargo, free anything from getting like 6 crates. At roundstart. Medical, free ...

Alipheese

Big problem kevinz. This never actually happenss. Maybe the time you got ass blasted sure. Buy this is certainly far from extremely common. All of your arguments can be thrown out of the window applied to any department? Cargo, free anything from getting like 6 crates. At roundstart. Medical, free i...

Alipheese

kevinz000 wrote:minecraft reference

More of a Zelda before minecrafts mod did it.

Alipheese

People with flight suits. You fucking niggers are either flying in the hall knocking over everyone or have fucking flight turned off and always walking with harm intent you fucking ham fisted autistic shitheads.

Alipheese

Recently been GM'ing a sci-fi campaign for my group of friends online since one of them decided not to gm for some reason after the first session. This is like the fourth 6 hour long session and i've used Delta station as the map in which they're supposed to go in and steal the singularity engine by...

Alipheese

Nothing anymore.
But miners that do the courtesy first storm ore drop off.

Alipheese

TheColdTurtle wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:She wants your dick
Also is she hot?

Back in high school she was a 5/10
Now with just appearance a 2/10. She's let herself go.

Ricotez wrote:this sounds like it goes beyond just hating you, she might have some serious psychological issues

probably. Gm's sister, her friend. Is a feminazi.

Alipheese

Wyzack wrote:Hardsuits are by definition and name a Hard Suit, they should not fit the form of the person who wears them

Alipheese

So like the girl and I had a thing in high school as kids. I got sketched out after another student found us fooling around. She still wanted to fool or at least date. I kinda tried to be nice and shit and be friends but eventually we stopped hanging out. Totally forgot about her. Now 4-5 years lat...

Alipheese

Due to a girl that I had a thing with in high school, my weekly roleplay sessions at the GM's house will be cancelled for everyone sometimes simply because im there and she thinks i'll randomly leave the group, go upstairs and rape her. So far the group is triggered to hell. I kinda take this as a c...

Alipheese

confused rock wrote:whats the point of it tho

whats the point in living?

Alipheese

Byond account and character name: Daturix -- Jayne Staymates Banning admin: Thunder12345 Ban type (What are you banned from?): Antag ban - Abductors Ban reason and length: "Banned from abductor - As ayylien scientist, returned all probed victims to the toxins gas vent, so they all died." P...

Alipheese

We recently found out that in ~1 month of adminning, Kevin has permanently banned almost 50 players from the game. That's enough people to populate an entire server. That's more perma bans than some long standing admins have, period. fwiw those numbers were flawed. I rebuilt the query: 71 - JOB_TEM...

Alipheese

but I'm in the minority Get out. That SJW shit ruined goon. "I dislike people spamming racial slurs" makes me a SJW? Nice bait I'M GOING NUCLEAR BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES CALL THE OPS SECURE THE DISK :disk: :disk: :disk: :newcop: :newcop: :newcop: ... nah it just makes you a decent person I...

Alipheese

That looks like the ERT leader to me

Alipheese

>lateish bagil >forget to ready in lobby >decide to be captain >deltastation >go to my office and start gearing up >no hos >no security >oh boy billy! >walk around and see if people are doing their jobs >walking down to medbay from cargo >bryce pax runs into me and pushes me over >stops and brags ab...

Alipheese

DEAD: Jazmin Malcovich says, "You died by the last 20 seconds of admin logs being just you uploading the same law dozens of times"

Alipheese

Vg lighting is fucking ugly to me

Alipheese

I'm looking over the code for the medbots to see how they go about checking what color box was used to construct them so they can apply that to the final medbot. For the life of me I can't wrap my head around it. Might just be a product of trying to read code at 4am. If whoever coded that is around...

Alipheese

I learned how to use a ttv and felt like a complete idiot that it was so simple.
Died learning.

Alipheese

Someone once forcibly gave me a gender re-signment. I thought it was hilarious.
"So and so has made a man out of you"
Force gender swap can happen in radstorms. Stop bitching about your sjw fears and get the fuck over it you thin skinned shits.

Alipheese

MimicFaux wrote:

The code freeze is over.

Bagil was taking about how OP buckshot was in OOC JUST as thr nerd pr was made.

Alipheese

D&B wrote:Acquire skill

This. Yesterday a person new to mining killed the colossus with me.
He thought it was easy and fun.

Alipheese

Shhhhh Shhhh child. Cry no more. Unless you've played with 30,000 ping you cannot cry.

But ie deal with it.

Alipheese

Yes. And delete

Alipheese

Is it bad first thing I thought was oedipus?

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