/tg/Station 13

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Netspeak in-character will get you in trouble. I don't see what's so hard to understand about this. Stop meming. All the references SS13 is made of are actual references - Gygax, the Voidsuit, Asimov's laws, redshirt security, tricord, and so on. Just because your average high schooler thinks ayy l...

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All I can say is that once you've hashed out the jobs for the umpteenth time the fun hijinks are all that's left to entertain. Old players march inexorably towards grey because once they've seen what there is to be seen, they gravitate to the job that best lets them make their OWN fun. Old player h...

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The problem is that 10-20 people with by-default maint access will skew the numbers massively either way; Secret clubhouse no girls allowed vs secondary hallways.

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Karen Sharpe says, "Fuckit, yolo"
The alien leaps at Karen Sharpe's face!

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Solved it. Final step is Warden pulling the air canister up with him, then closing the door.

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http://puu.sh/bWXcl/060a4a5e77.png made this for fun, unrelated to map Isn't that just Cogstation? The one the Goons are running? E: Escape along the bottom, overall C-shape, engineering above Escape, that bit of space/maint in the center, the mass drivers around the edges for rapid-transit, the fu...

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Maybe a hybrid of old and new, then? I like new's colour scheme and increased ground coverage, but the old really did look a lot more organic.

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Assistants have absolutely no responsibility, by design. If you have no responsibility, you should have no access. If Assistants have maint, then Medical and Security ought to also have maint; The former for finding bodies, the latter for stopping crime. If at all possible, can Assistant maint be ti...

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Good colours, shitty quality. The old purple plasma was silly, and the dark colours are much more in line with xenos. That said, sprite looks good in isolation, shitty next to others. More detail, softer edges.

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What, then, is it about? Saying "Riot!" first thing? Breaking into the bridge? The ever-heinous unforgivable crime of vandalism?

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No, but having a thread is a fair bit of his responsiblity as an admin, and I'd expect him to make one if he didn't have one. Nit-picking aside, Anon disappeared for a while - Isn't there some kind of thing against absentee admins? It just seems really iffy to have someone drop out for a few months ...

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Reflooring the bridge is assisting. It's just not asking first.

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I should've implied it even heavier then. One of the admins present did gib all of us in multiple hull-breaching explosions. also i'm fairly certain gamarr dropped the bombs because he kinda seems like the person who would do that. If Sticky, Gamarr, whomever, was not an admin. For sake of discussi...

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MagmaRam wrote:If you have to hide the body, you fucked up your crime already.

Useful advice

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Killerz104 wrote:The Warden was trying to seal me in a corner with some objects and he managed to do this.

The best part is that the warden cannot be released without freeing the prisoner

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>erros gang
>barely plays the game
>not up to date on current policy (ex. nameshit)
>does he even participate in #adminbus?
>doesn't even have a thread

De-admin, right now.

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>Fresh round >You assistant now >Type in "RIOT!" then run off to see if something inspires you *BWOINK* Stickymayhem: Don't do that, it might inspire greytiding, greytiding is illegal now Me: ... >See conference room >Get inspiration >Break in and steal carpet >Announce to others that we'...

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Adding word filters for 'oldling' and 'newling' prevents discussion of the very real differences, because those are the terms the community uses to discuss them. That's some erro during the meltdown level bullshit right there. And why bother discussing it? The only reason anymore to mention oldling...

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Discouraging Assistant play is as easy as changing one character in the "game_options.txt" file. Change this: ## Uncomment to give assistants maint access. ASSISTANTS_HAVE_MAINT_ACCESS to this: ## Uncomment to give assistants maint access. #ASSISTANTS_HAVE_MAINT_ACCESS Remove Assistant ma...

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I honestly never saw a suggestion on that thread that didn't allow silicons to straight up kill most antagonists. Which is, you know, one if the reasons Asimov is used right now. 1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford ...

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ColonicAcid wrote:Just admit the fact that none of you can be arsed to think for a few weeks and fix the problem, instead opting to address generally useless shit.

There's so many alternatives floating around out there. So many. Wasn't there even a whole thread dedicated to them a while back? Maybe on SS13.eu?

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Once I fed my emag to the autolathe.

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Cargonians play with their pet aliums. D'awwwwww...

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damiac wrote: I feel like some pretty worthwhile policy discussions came out of it, like the delicious fruits fertilized by all the nutrient rich shitposts.

What a great quote.

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I love bullying mimes. I sometimes go out of my way to do so. Mutey spent half the round on the arcade for a double bladed toy sword? Shove that silent fuck to the ground and space that shit. Mime accidentally wandered into science and wants out? Message the redshirts to come get him because "...

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Gun Hog wrote:This configuration is already active, and has been for a while. I think it is terrible, but the majority seems to like it for some reason, so it is here to stay.

Space racism.
Spaceism.

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Give the HoS a police baton instead of a stunbaton.

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Asimov was designed as a literary device to be a form of entertainment, to incite drama, by being flawed and causing conflict between synthetics and humans. No one in their right mind would ever use Asimov synthetics in real life. ^^ Asimov's stories used his laws of robotics as a means to explore ...

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~~GLORIOUS HUMAN MASTER RACE~~

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paprika wrote:>implying psyentific plays

Why would I play SS13 when I could be playing STALKER?

Spoiler:

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original content do not steal

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Steelpoint wrote:I still advocate a 'Armour Camera System' akin to the cameras on cyborgs, allowing the Warden to watch individual Officers in the field.

That would actually be a lot better than the jury-rigged tracking implants & suit sensors we got now. Maybe sec helmets can function as security cameras?

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it shouldnt lean in either direction. it should be middle of the road, like everything else. nothing too retarded, but silly names are allowed. as it has been for years. why are we changing this? We've had asimov as default lawset for years. We've had an0n3 as an admin for years. That argument suck...

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I'd like to see autismfort brigs. With Comm and ID consoles, suit sensors, patrolling beepskies, turrets, all that good stuff.

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geilebeer wrote:''hurdur i was only acting to be retarded'' doesnt cut it.

Look man, if I can't shitpost in a discussion over whether or not to allow shitposting in FNR...

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peoplearestrange wrote:I knew a man that went by the name dribble. I didn't know his real name for at least 3 years.

Dale Gribble

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paprika wrote:So basically every admin should be elyina then

Unless they're being CDB, literally permabrigging people at the drop of a hat, it's an IC Issue.

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Your mom's not a smart person

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captain sawrge wrote:Psyentific is so powerfully autistic it's impressive hes aloud to be alive

I'll have you know I'm one of the least autistic people I know.

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Im serious. No matter how cool i think climbing tables and gang mode is, these features would never make up for something as vile as removing assistant. I am more than willing to sacrafice being on a server with a decent coderbase and fun antag rules for having assistants. Assistants > any perk the...

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deathhoof wrote:I'm making a promise. If assistants are removed, I will leave the server and ask to get myself put on the blacklist so I can never come back.

Okay, have fun! See ya!

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Where exactly is the problem here? What do you suggest admins do? Ignore ahelps? Listen to only one side of the story? >Where exactly is the problem here? That it is somewhat common to be ahelped for doing my job >What do you suggest admins do? Ignore ahelps? Listen to only one side of the story? G...

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AND NO LAG Seriously, though. The resources, space, and jobslots on Box are designed to handle 50-60 people. Most people in OOC agree that the ideal playercount is somewhere between 30 and 65. Quite simply, there aren't enough jobslots, job lockers, tools, equipment, or generally enough space and r...

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Aranclanos wrote:100 PLAYERS AND NO LAG

100 PLAYERS AND 50 JOBSLOTS
GREY TIDE!

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I don't need anything more than this image to make my point.

Switch Basil over to Box or Metastation, please

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Cipher3 wrote:
Gun Hog wrote:Attempting to solve the assistant issue in an harsh manner could result in driving players away from the server completely.
We have up to ninety people on Sybil, though. We can afford a few losses of terrible people.

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This entire thread is about allowing ad-hominem bullshit in FNR threads. That's pretty much the goal of 'opening it up to smiting the tyrannical badmins' or whatever bullshit is being spouted here. If FNR was opened up, this is the kind of post that would be in death420hoof's ban appeal. We already...

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callanrockslol wrote:Pros vent escape to space and up the airpressure in the hallways to space everyone

That only works in ZAScode

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You guys do realize in the NHL it's individual teams right? You guys also realize that Canada beats out America in almost all international competitions right? You guys also realize that over half of the teams in the NHL have more than 50% Canadian players right? Saying Canada is shitty at hockey i...

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