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by Kraso
Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 905394

Re: Screenshots General

also disposals spill drinks. fug. I love the little traits that certain jobs get. Clowns healing from banana, security from sprinkles, and that the bartender cannot spill a drink. I remember a time when a bartender was playing double duty as chemist and lacked a chem-master to empty his beakers, di...
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1258230

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

snippedy doo dah i got a cheapo PSU, the little PSU box has the fan actually inside of it as well as the transistors or whatever else is in there also pro tip dont touch the weird looking stuff in your PSU without grounding yourself I thought that went for most electronic equipment which means the ...
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1258230

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

put your grasses on

nothing will be wong
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 9:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1258230

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

cracked open the computer case today and used compressed air to dust it out etc. opened up power supply and closed it up again and it kept clanging. tried putting duct tape on it and found out that the clanging was the fan banging against the grate thingy that holds the fan in, so i tried loosening...
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1258230

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

cracked open the computer case today and used compressed air to dust it out etc. opened up power supply and closed it up again and it kept clanging. tried putting duct tape on it and found out that the clanging was the fan banging against the grate thingy that holds the fan in, so i tried loosening...
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:45 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: Thank you to coders
Replies: 8
Views: 2477

Re: Thank you to coders

Cik wrote:engiborgs can still lay pipes through walls

can human RPD not do it? if so why the fuck not? because it can kill AI? newsflash killing AI is pathetically easy even without it

truly puzzling if true
he means laying pipes under the wall
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:38 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1258230

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

cracked open the computer case today and used compressed air to dust it out etc. opened up power supply and closed it up again and it kept clanging. tried putting duct tape on it and found out that the clanging was the fan banging against the grate thingy that holds the fan in, so i tried loosening...
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:03 am
Forum: Coding
Topic: Thank you to coders
Replies: 8
Views: 2477

Re: Thank you to coders

CPTANT wrote:BRING BACK RPD'S LAYING PIPES UNDER WALLS.
falsewall, wrench pipe down, screwdriver on falsewall once done
by Kraso
Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:31 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1258230

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

cracked open the computer case today and used compressed air to dust it out etc. opened up power supply and closed it up again and it kept clanging. tried putting duct tape on it and found out that the clanging was the fan banging against the grate thingy that holds the fan in, so i tried loosening...
by Kraso
Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: on the topic of feminine penises
Replies: 231
Views: 51123

Re: on the topic of feminine penises

no
by Kraso
Thu Dec 01, 2016 4:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: on the topic of feminine penises
Replies: 231
Views: 51123

Re: on the topic of feminine penises

futa isn't gay
by Kraso
Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1258230

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Today I learned about the sarcastic fringehead. https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--dZbdB85d--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17mxqoek45zubjpg.jpg take out the teeth and i bet that thing gives the best blowjobs S U C C
by Kraso
Wed Nov 30, 2016 1:03 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 905394

Re: Screenshots General

Shadowlight213 wrote:Would you like to play as giant spider?
I believe the actual quote from the screen is "Are you australian?"
by Kraso
Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:50 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 717168

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

Arianya wrote:Slimes are for petting with potions of sentience, not for glomping.
We've gone to places we shouldn't have gone to.
by Kraso
Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:24 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 717168

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

Wyzack wrote:*notices ur monkey
*glomps u and feeds and notices ur buldge* OwO whats this...????



i really really want to die
by Kraso
Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:46 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: LISA: The Painful Lobotomy
Replies: 26
Views: 9408

Re: LISA: The Painful Lobotomy

what the hell happened to dingaling
by Kraso
Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:34 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: no
Replies: 295
Views: 58615

Re: So long, and thanks for all the carp.

>unironically moderating the shitpost zone
by Kraso
Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:14 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: What TGUI should I update first?
Replies: 21
Views: 6030

Re: What TGUI should I update first?

TGUI really needs to be optimised, first of all, rather than be implemented everywhere. As a chemist, with the dispenser and chemmaster windows open most of the time, my fps eventually slow down to a crawl.
by Kraso
Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:54 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: What TGUI should I update first?
Replies: 21
Views: 6030

Re: What TGUI should I update first?

Things that really need a tgui update but are not on the list: remote signallers, timers etc (singallers for example should have a less clunky way of setting the frequency) and camera console (it should still just be a list, but PLEEEEEAAAASEEE make the window larger so you don't have to scroll suc...
by Kraso
Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Addressing server to player concerns and questions.
Replies: 13
Views: 3185

Re: Addressing server to player concerns and questions.

dear sybil,

please take back your trash instead of dumping it into your neighbour's backyard

t. basil
by Kraso
Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The over reliance on miners
Replies: 108
Views: 24713

Re: The over reliance on miners

oranges wrote:Who cares what Kraso wants, I'm the boss of this gym
How about you get out of that, uh, jabroni outfit.
by Kraso
Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:49 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: cuck shed
Replies: 614
Views: 130315

Re: cuck shed

Alipheese wrote:
Kraso wrote:Nothing works here. I hate this place.
Then leave
oranges wrote:Kraso's been leaving since 1992
Nothing works here. I've been here for seven years. The medications don't work.
by Kraso
Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:45 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What do you think you're known for? (egothread)
Replies: 247
Views: 63253

kraso

Kraso wrote:kraso
kraso
by Kraso
Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:32 am
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: cuck shed
Replies: 614
Views: 130315

Re: cuck shed

Nothing works here. I hate this place.
by Kraso
Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:56 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The over reliance on miners
Replies: 108
Views: 24713

Re: The over reliance on miners

How many of that goes into the ORM instead of just thrown away like a wet paper towel while the miners dig up an arena to fight the megafauna.
by Kraso
Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The over reliance on miners
Replies: 108
Views: 24713

Re: The over reliance on miners

Lets throw out the most popular job in the history of /tg/ stat tracking because I came back after a few years and the game was different and people are having fun the wrong way it's almost like........ mining is meant to dig for PLASMA and not be monster hunters..... you know, the main reason SS13...
by Kraso
Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:36 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The over reliance on miners
Replies: 108
Views: 24713

Re: The over reliance on miners

Why don't we just remove lavaland and make kor buy his own surver to run Lavaland Station that's nothing but lava, land, and dying to computer enemies. Bring asteroid back 2017 Yes please, mining is about digging rocks, not fucking off to some fuckoff planet to dress yourself in shiny drake armour ...
by Kraso
Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The over reliance on miners
Replies: 108
Views: 24713

Re: The over reliance on miners

Why don't we just remove lavaland and make kor buy his own surver to run Lavaland Station that's nothing but lava, land, and dying to computer enemies. Bring asteroid back 2017 Yes please, mining is about digging rocks, not fucking off to some fuckoff planet to dress yourself in shiny drake armour ...
by Kraso
Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:41 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The over reliance on miners
Replies: 108
Views: 24713

Re: The over reliance on miners

I even explicitly remember a round a fucking CE of all roles tried to kill me and destroy the machines because I took science down to lava land because no one else was working on it. lol You're a fucking idiot, the only thing I wanted was to take the ORM back to the station that YOU took while I wa...
by Kraso
Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: MrStonedOne: Thanks, I'll the admins know
Replies: 21
Views: 6208

Re: MrStonedOne: Thanks, I'll the admins know

world's most unfunniest & autistic person

move on
by Kraso
Sat Nov 19, 2016 4:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 898
Views: 372617

Re: Music

[youtube]ihyQf8mww3o[/youtube]
by Kraso
Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: what do you want for christmas
Replies: 72
Views: 16040

Re: what do you want for christmas

Limey wrote:
Timbrewolf wrote:Oh boy is that sum DD/lg?
get ye gone
two dads are better than one
by Kraso
Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 898
Views: 372617

Re: Music

if you like aphex twin you NEED to give squarepusher a listen

[youtube]1R9_MBfq5RM[/youtube]
by Kraso
Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 898
Views: 372617

Re: Music

[youtube]dvjGvO_wGI8[/youtube]
by Kraso
Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:17 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: Nice tune, real easy
Replies: 953
Views: 238324

Re: Nice tune, real easy

Image
by Kraso
Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:37 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: what do you want for christmas
Replies: 72
Views: 16040

Re: what do you want for christmas

a gun to shoot myself with
by Kraso
Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:06 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: Nice tune, real easy
Replies: 953
Views: 238324

Re: Nice tune, real easy

Again with these claims. I admit to being a lolicon. However, I have also stated in the past that I have a burning hatred of children. Their teeth, beady eyes, straggly hair, and ear piercing voices enrage and disgust me. I am a social outcast which I have no intention to deny. Every job I have work...
by Kraso
Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:09 am
Forum: Successful Complaints
Topic: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason
Replies: 38
Views: 12568

Re: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason

CPTANT wrote:It was decided ages ago that lizardpeople would only be added under the explicit promise that no other beastrace would ever be added.

That turned out to be a lie.

Catpeople have no place on the station.
Catpeople are a human mutation, not a species.
by Kraso
Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:50 am
Forum: Successful Complaints
Topic: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason
Replies: 38
Views: 12568

Re: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason

Yes, I am an extremely evil person that did this all for my own amusement! In my opinion, maybe for a little of nostalgia effect, the game is more pleasent without special races, maybe it's just me then. And no, I don't do things to get people salty or anything(it's even an attitude that I despise)...
by Kraso
Sat Nov 12, 2016 11:37 pm
Forum: Successful Complaints
Topic: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason
Replies: 38
Views: 12568

Re: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason

Aliannera wrote:
Digdugxx wrote:Why did Aliannera just say that..
To make you think, really.
This really makes my synapses fire...
by Kraso
Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:12 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: hit and miss
Replies: 22
Views: 5456

Re: hit and miss

Remove the stupid hypospray, it's shit at doing the job of pacifying and replace it with a tranquilizer dart gun.
by Kraso
Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:19 pm
Forum: Successful Complaints
Topic: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason
Replies: 38
Views: 12568

Re: [Lzimann] Removing mutant races for no apparent reason

TechnoAlchemist wrote:Anyways, good work Lzimann.
read: "I need to suck off the headmins for my good boy points."
by Kraso
Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:02 pm
Forum: Thinking Cap
Topic: no
Replies: 295
Views: 58615

Re: So long, and thanks for all the carp.

Okand37 wrote:When you asked if I was ready for memes I wasn't expecting a wall of text higher than Mount Everest.
JAPAN MAN BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR HIGH OCTANE DEGREE OF MEMETICS

JAPAN MAN SUGGEST GAIJIN TAKE PART IN CULT OF KEK
by Kraso
Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:50 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: if your spaceman was a dinosaur, what dinosaur?
Replies: 16
Views: 3574

Re: if your spaceman was a dinosaur, what dinosaur?

Super Aggro Crag wrote:No
yes
by Kraso
Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:01 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: if your spaceman was a dinosaur, what dinosaur?
Replies: 16
Views: 3574

Re: if your spaceman was a dinosaur, what dinosaur?

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Stay on topic
dinosaur extinction is technically on topic
by Kraso
Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: if your spaceman was a dinosaur, what dinosaur?
Replies: 16
Views: 3574

Re: if your spaceman was a dinosaur, what dinosaur?

Armhulen wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:The meteor
Not a dinosaur.
Not an argument
dinosaurs aren't rocks of death from space
by Kraso
Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:23 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Remove extended from rotation
Replies: 105
Views: 27853

Re: Remove extended from rotation

I can accept people enjoy SS13 in different ways, but the disdain dripping from the "oh but I thought we were an rp server" posts and the implication that people who enjoy the game mechanics are braindead CoD kids irritates me to end. Like any argument on the internet sadly it will quickl...