/tg/Station 13

Pandarsenic wrote:Reasonable doubt

[spoiler]Naïve hope for the nature of man - that the playerbase doesn't turn into a single mass ready to demonise roleplay whilst praising powergaming and murderboning.

Hope springs eternal.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Also it's sort of easy to wind up contrarians.[/spoiler]

Preamble wrote:Wait, Miku Frost bit your guys testicles?
Dude that's the weirdest ERP I have ever heard of.

One day, patient explanation to the deliberately obtuse will achieve the desired effect.
Still don't know why I bother, though.

So you don't just play doctor, you do it frequently? Christ you must be the sluttiest spaceman around. You don't quite seem to understand - playing as a doctor does not involve ERP, at least not with absolute certainty, and I do not partake in it. I play a 52 year old man with frostbitten testicles...

You can throw things at electrified grills to break them. I use this to escape easily on asteroid station, using the fire extinguisher above the desk to break the glass and grill(And I swear if I see any meta gaming wardens/Hos players taking the extinguisher at round start I am going to freak out)...

Preamble wrote: >Plays doctor
>claims he doesn't ERP.
lol

As in, frequently plays medical doctor role or chief medical officer role. So no.

Words >Start as roboticist >Get turned into Highlander outside department >Die and live a few times, but spend a good three minutes early round with the disk before I'm clusterfucked >Somebody sets the corridors on fire >Right, it's fucking on now, chaps. >Go to atmospherics, get a full suit and ox...

Jordie0608 wrote:If you get disconnected at the end of a round, right click the BYOND icon top-left of the window and you'll get a dropdown menu. Go to client and hit reconnect.

I have no such menu, at least not one that shows reconnect.

It never actually seems to disconnect - it just hangs.

I'm also having issues with BYOND. It has a tendency to hang completely between rounds - very, very regularly. I have to close and reopen BYOND in order to get back into the game, and often this fails, too, and I must try repeatedly. If I have to watch that bloody Kingdom Hearts advert again I'm goi...

Ricotez wrote:Currently Hulks are not human, but only as long as they're Hulks. But yeah, that wasn't always the case, and it was changed exactly because this kinda stuff kept happening.

Wait, what?

Hulks have always been human as far as I recall. Mutated humans, yes, but human. When was this change made?

Hold on. I'm resistant to the loss of bruise packs and ointment, as they're not only the current backbone of an efficient medical force, but also important for medical emergencies in their parts in kits all over the station. You guys already nerfed my medical robots. Don't get rid of my bruisepacks ...

[quote="Malkevin"]the public autolathe[/quote]

;_;

If this was on ass-teriod station, that crewmember that got in a gunfight with you was me. I saw a nuke op run with the nuke to escape, shot him, and he ended up throwing c4 at me in attempt to drift away, leaving the nuke with me and a block of c4. I had to do it, man. He threw C4 at you and left ...

>Be nuke op >Team immediately begins to bumble. Not sure what they were doing at all, kept faffing around with telecrystals. >About the only thing we can decide on is getting a cyborg teleporter, which we save for when we get to the station outskirts. >We wait for a vulnerability in the station's d...

CMO's not appreciated by many players, because he's the main representative of the exact opposite way that they play the game (the CMO and MDs heal people; most players know only harm). So a player who's willing to get into the swing of things when it comes to playing CMO is a comfort.

From what I've seen, it's a really interesting map and worth trying for a longer basis. Especially if Basil's miner slots can be increased.

Last I checked, you can't close or open Command-level jobs, presumably to prevent silly stuff like three Heads of Security during revolution or what-have-you. Ah, right. I was acting on tip-off on this particular point, but I've personally verified the others (not this one, 'cos I didn't want to ac...

We can request our admin notes?

I think the only notes I have are about the robotics invader incident from a while back, and the fact that I'm crazy enough to want a jobban from atmospherics.

Not to put a damper on things, but this thread is basically just a list of behaviours for powergamers to watch out for so that they know the rest of the relevant plan.

One of the more recent changes to the HoP's ID computer is the ability to reassign job slots - one per minute. This means that you can make more slots available for incoming (blank) instead of just assistants. In a very busy round, this can mean stemming the rainbow tide and replacing it with crewme...

When a non-head or security crewmember gets all access and uses it to become every crewmember's favourite person - on the frontlines in battle, dragging the wounded to medbay, dabbling in a bit of everything.

Bringing back an old idea, there's The Berlin Wall round.

An indestructible wall is placed straight down the middle of the station, continuing all the way to the edge of the Z-level. The only gap is in the bridge, and is a two-berth checkpoint. The station is otherwise left to its own devices.

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Forgot about this.

I will say, if xenomorphs are so weak, then how can they beat their natural predators - RIPLEY APLUs - in a straight-up fight?

You'd think there'd be more use for that spit. Or perhaps I'm just remembering it to be more potent than it is. EDIT: Also, it doesn't help that I haven't found a xenomorph that has taken anyone back to a nest in about half a year, maybe more - plenty of xenomorphs constantly stunning three or four ...

That's a win button right there. Why is it still present after all these years?

Well, as long as the error was rectified (also I've been out for ten hours). I don't usually go to lethality so quickly... it's actually fairly uncharacteristic of me to go lethal at all. But I needed to defend myself, and had frivilously made a deadly statement in my attempt to shoo the assailant a...

Firstly, based on your previous implications, I said: PM: Stickymayhem/(Jack Steiner)->AnonymousNow/(Derrick Cobb): But you're forceborging him To which you replied: PM: AnonymousNow/(Derrick Cobb)->Stickymayhem/(Jack Steiner): If he' have complained that much, then it would've been the work of a f...

AnonymousNow, playing as Derrick Cobb. Following ban placed at around 2:40pm GMT. You have been banned by stickymayhem. Reason: Killed someone with a saw for intruding on robotics. Left their body which ended up destroyed. Ban lessened due to intruder taunting him, but otherwise this was far too let...