/tg/Station 13

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I just finished the episode where

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and I'm legitimately hooked. The acting is surprisingly good, especially given how young the leads are.

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They're basically all stool sample tests from what I've read.

On a related note, don't Google "intestinal parasites".

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DemonFiren wrote:you oversized psychological crash dummy

THAT'S a new one.

In all honesty, I doubt I have worms, though I guess I don't know how I'd know. The last medical test I had was a blood screening and I don't think that kind of thing gets detected that way.

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Did you seriously just suggest that intestinal parasites are the reason I'm obese?

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Man, I exercise every day--I usually go to the gym five times a week, and I walk at least five miles total a day. It's not like tweaker shakes--it's like "diabetic episode" shakes. I'm not diabetic or anything like that, so I don't know what the hell it is. It blows when you're trying to l...

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This is bullllshiiiiiit

I'm over 40 pounds overweight and my body completely freaks out if I don't eat for three hours. Like, full-on shakes and sweating and feeling like I gotta pee all the time. Why the FUCK am I carrying around all this fat if I start starving in less than a quarter of a day?!

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Holy shit, the day after the interview? Congratulations!

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I feel like someone beat me all around the lower torso with a Wiffle bat filled with sand. It should not be possible to be this out of shape!

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Get it fam

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The pre-course homework for the Software Guild starts today and I'm already shitting bricks with panic

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I uh

I hit things with a big sharpened bone

I am not a clever man

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I'm up for some Hit It Til It Dies tonight

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I got a crock pot for Christmas a couple years ago and everything I tried to make in it came out bad. It was edible, it just didn't come out right. It's so fucking frustrating when you keep trying over and over and every recipe turns out mundo garbo. Plus it doesn't even have an adjustable timer, ju...

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An0n3 wrote: I weigh maybe 140lbs at the most, probably more like 130lb. I walk around a fucking ton but that's prettymuch the extent of my regular physical activity.

That better be fucking bullshit because I am not accepting that I weigh nearly twice as much as you.

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Who cares, you have an immune system. Right? I haven't been seriously sick in more than a year. My stomach hurt a little afterwards but that may have just been because of the roll and not whatever crap I couldn't brush off. THAT FUCKERS ONE IS SO GOOD I WON BOTH skim milk is basically just fucking ...

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I dropped a pepperoni roll on the sidewalk today and ate it anyway

In case you're wondering how my day's been

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I'm gonna go balls to the fucking wall on that one.

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Anyone else ever play Metal Walker on the Gameboy? It had a weird sorta Pokemon style thing going on where you could upgrade/mutate your little tank-robot partner, and the combat was like a sort of pinball game where you bounced your Walker around the arena trying to smash the other. The translation...

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Hoping to make this the next piece of my collection:

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Hoping STRONGLY for this:

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I HAVE IT

Can't play because work.

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NS2 is one of those games that I thought looked super cool for the longest time, then when I finally bought it there were maybe a total of 50 people still playing it worldwide.

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THAT GODDAMN GIANT BABY FIGHT WAS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE

Even with bazookas and monster potions it took forever to bring that big bald bastard down.

The worst part is you HAD to beat it, because it became a regular baby you had to rescue after you beat it.

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Aww you guys

And they said that being cringe-inducingly unfunny and awkward wouldn't get me anywhere!

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Anyone else play the shit out of zombies ate my neighbors for the snes? That game was SO FUCKING HARD. Plus when I got it when I was a kid I always got scared by the scream that civilians made when they died. That shit was super-loud and way too visceral for such a tongue-in-cheek game. AND SPEAKIN...

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Looks like you flew into an ASSHOLE BELT

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Just need to repurpose this:

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Bojack is one of those shows that keeps you laughing so you don't break down in tears. You've gotta have the right combination of a dark sense of humor and an absolutely despondent outlook on life to like it. I enjoy it, but it might be a little too... real for some. He said of a show with talking a...

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Shit yeah, time for sad

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Ehhhh I don't mean to be a depressive shitter, I'm just tired today. Well, more tired than usual.

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Not until you apply for over 100, never hear anything back, and have your parents accuse you of not trying hard enough.

Then you become a fat alcoholic.

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Pokemon Go As of last night before sleeping I owned every gym on the main road of this mountain town and I'm leaving today to go home and own every gym there As long as it actually has shit, anyway Knowing my luck there is probably nothing there at all I just installed it waiting for the work day t...

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Well, I meant so I could see GM side stuff, too, since I'm going to be running a game eventually. Regardless, though, it'll be good to see it in action.

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Roll20 is usually pretty great, I've used it a lot. It'd be great if it had an 'observer' sort of designation, where someone could see everything that's going on but couldn't interact with anything (or maybe it does and I just missed it somehow).

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Goddammit I'm up to almost 230 pounds again.

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Oh, that'd be cool, XSI. When do you play?

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I mean, don't get me wrong, it looked fun, and I loved the idea, but by the time I would be able to play it everyone was so disgruntled with it that even if I had bought it I'd have nobody to play with. This fixes both the issues of cost and (hopefully) player base.

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I'm glad I'll be able to give it a shot, now. Back when I got a beta key for it I still had my old computer that couldn't handle it, and since I've got my new one I've never been convinced it was worth dropping the dough on.

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Somebody needs to run a Shadowrun game and let me play in it so I can learn how it works before I have to run it.

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Starting dieting again today because I got fat again. Blarg.

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It's so visceral and depraved and wacky

I fucking love it

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Anyone played The Curious Expedition? I've been watch/listening to some playthroughs of it and it sounds really fun/funny, and I can get it for just over $10 on the Humble Store.

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Well, he WAS all whacked out on painkillers at the time...

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HOLY SHIT

Dat retro pulpy movie poster style

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Galvatron and I got owned so hard last night that we fell into the endless black void instead of getting taken into custody.

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Double post hlaughlahgauhg

I told my boss I'm leaving at the end of August. He took it really well and was very supportive, "We're sorry to see you go" type of thing. I think I'm gonna cry.

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Hang in there. You'll get through it!

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Started reading Murcielago

Holy fuck

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Oh, so this IS connected to that anime I watched one episode of. Hmm. Might be cool. Hope it's good, I might check it out.

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I thought it might be a good idea to have a thread where we could ask if anyone's played games we have an interest in, but haven't gotten a chance to play yet, and those of us who have played it can answer questions about it. If people feel this is unnecessary it's fine if it's deleted. For example:...

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Zilenan91 wrote:Is there still that unkillable minigun guy who comes after you if you take too long

I... don't know. I haven't encountered him yet, if he's still in the game. Maybe I just haven't gotten far enough yet.

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