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Falamazeer

Dewalt is kinda the default, but I really can't think of any shitty angle grinders, even the worst of them met the standard I expected for the price when I bought em new. Just steer clear of pawn shop second hand deals that don't have a guard. some people seem to fight saying guards get in the way o...

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Dremels and their attachments and cutoff wheels are great to have, but you need to focus on rent and food at this point. do not go off the rails with your first real bank statement, if you must spend, invest in angle grinder discs and such, not bitch hobby versions thereof. those are for later, whe...

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Helios wrote:This sounds great, as a button.
Admin presses button, next round all security is secborgs
Doesn't even need to be balanced.

Even as an event. fuck yeah

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I cannot summarize this, read it. I am so sorry you are going through this, Just so my comment can reach you, you sir, have affected my internet life and forum trending more than anyone alive. I'm not on facebook, myspace or any social media platform. One of my biggest internet memories beside my t...

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I'm asking you to write up a real security academy, and re-standardize the status quo. It's a big job, and I know I can't do it, but you can. Your sarcasm and bullshit aside I will read and follow what you write and provide feedback therof until you find a good middle ground between regular sec play...

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I'm no suck up, and I think this idea is complete and utter bullshit memes, but I still would like some insight in how I could do my job better and be more robust. could you just do a tell-all and really let me know, rather than pitch a meme Idea you know will never go anywhere? This comment is give...

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I love it. Especially the 'same department bias' Imagine two mafia miners in a lavaboat, when one whips out a baseball bat... But seriously, outright eliminating conversion with 'associates' that are pretty much diet limited antags just invites wilful ignorance of the rules. Mafia should still be a ...

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As an update to my deathcare woes last page, I had a quiet talk with one of my bosses about my thoughts on the situation, She said she'd take care of it discreetly, and I can say with confidence it was taken care of, Last time the situation arose, My name wasn't tossed about after the original care ...

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Long story short: it's fine as is unless you're a cuck and manage to flush your baton. Learn to read you dirty ligger this used to lead to unwinnable situations. Back before this was fixed, you'd have to somehow open hand click the trashcan, click eject contents, swap back to the baton, and click t...

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I like it.

but there are not enough chairs for everyone. the idea is sound though, the barbots in particular.

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This was a problem when jumping in the trashcan was super fast, and there was no good way to actually stop it, Once I pressed eject and tried to baton someone immediately after to prevent them from escaping, microseconds after he got in, I clicked, putting my baton in the trash with him, and they bo...

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file000J.gif http://www.ss13.eu/oldtgforum/sprites/Falamazeers%20costume%20sprites!.html I made this back in 2011 or so in the old forums, in a nutshell, I wanted these outfits to spawn in the detectives office so assistants could assist the detective by being basically CSI. NCI stands for Nanotras...

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So basiclly you want to make conversion rounds more of a bloodbath, expecially in revs where as you said security would only be able to deconvert by beating them over the head? Security is not going to waste shittons of medkits to repeatedly heal people while they beat them over the head. This is t...

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Killing someone is easier than trying to get the supplies to deconvert them only to have them go get converted again, this is why loyalty implants prevent conversion entirely. but... Like I said in the OP deconversion reverts back to the old ways, holy water and concussions, except for gang, which ...

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so uhhhh..... How about that loyalty implant idea? anything wrong with my thinking here?

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I was a box supremacist, but now it's honestly kinda stale.
I just also hate meta, It's just similar enough to fuck with your day when you forget where you are.

Let's go back to uterus! bwahahahaha!

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Also, With this community, I'm sure someones gonna suggest that the evil jackbooted shithead security players will 'Accidently' get converted, so they can freely fuck with anyone they want to, and stomp on your poor innocent balls every conversion round. So I'ma get this message in early so I can qu...

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Nerf loyalty implants so they can't prevent conversion. Problem solved. Oh, you want details on my reasoning? Security fights tooth and nail against these types of antags and uses whatever tactic they have available, No matter the brutality, because they are the ONLY poor motherfuckers who can fully...

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I am not acting entitled, Falamazeer is acting entitled by demanding the game changes over one single incident where he couldn't manage to kill someone. Uhh, wow, I'm so excited, this is the first time anyone has ever assumed I was robusting or winning anything in a long while. but no, rev round, i...

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"they have to feed their ore into a machine they CANNOT access or empty" Miners have access to the ore machine. Bleh, Mispoke, meant to fix that, I meant the transaction only goes one way, ore goes in points come out, not like you can put in ore, pull sheets out, and then double dip your ...

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I could have swore I put this in ideas...

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Here Interdepartmental features that require cooperation between more than one area are more or less just a boon for one person at a time who managed to get access to both locations Unless there is a confirmed blob, the entire supply job two minutes after the round starts is basically engineering wi...

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MrStonedOne wrote:open sockets...phpbb's default recaptcha implementation...webserver....ipv6...phpbb's recaptcha code...2.0 api...enabled noscript support.

MSO, you don't have to make up words to get us to like you, we like you just the way you are.

Falamazeer

There are currently to many methods of getting hallucinations, and they all last an eternity, Not to mention they lag you to shit once the fake sing, fake plasma and fake attackers all happen at once, I just got kicked mid fight because of all this nonsense, and I'd been collapsing and fake-critting...

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Give the research director an electronic cigarette, AKA a douche flute. Examining it it should say "We get it bro, you vape" Just re sprite a cigarette, and make the tip blue. Regeants go in via syringe, and it actually makes sense instead of cigs getting 30 units of whateverthefuck and st...

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Check your mouse settings?
I had that problem a long time ago, can't remember how I fixed it.
Might have had to update my touchpad driver, Dunno anymore.

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IcePacks wrote:literally how did you post this a whole fucking minute after i posted the thread

do you have this just kinda hanging around somewhere or what

Literately how, holy shit dude.

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Honestly, they just deconvert right now, or prevent converts, which make them a nerf for sec rather than a buff, as it just means the mob murders you rather than getting to be an antag. As an implanted crewmember most people don't join the other side, they fuck around until they are re-converted or ...

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double post

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or add Azers

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black tea averages more caffeine, what more could you want to know?
to answer your question better how do you intend to drink this tea? Hot or cold, kettle or single cup (Or keurig). cream sugar or neither.

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Yeah my ghost suggestion was just trying to see how far down the rabbit hole we wanted to go.
Just the final wishes then.

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being sarcastic and abrasive isn't 'not taking shit from anyone'
When you come across as a burnt out DMV clerk from moderating a 2d spessman game you got your own issues to deal with.

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Malkevin wrote:
Falamazeer wrote:the fuck is a cannister bomb? People were talking about them a while back, no idea.
Its the same as a TTV bomb except instead of using a TTV and two tanks you use a tank and a canister.

Huh... thanks.

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the fuck is a cannister bomb? People were talking about them a while back, no idea.

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I fail to see the connection between the detectives game feel and security borgs, I just don't see how the two connect to ruin the experience. The killbot scenario is the biggest hurdle I agree, but that's always been true, even since the secborgs have been removed. Silicons are a powerhouse, but th...

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Wyzack wrote:This would utterly ruin the role of detective. Above all else this is why i think it is a shit idea. -1

How so?

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Atlanta-Ned wrote:How about we don't, but say we did.

or, we do and say we didn't!

Falamazeer

Triple post because I've been drinking. Go visit your elder in a care facility. We're doing our best, I am in a facility that isn't known for the best care, and I cannot point to a single individual there at all who truly does not give a shit, even my most hated co-worker is working their godamn arm...

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Also: I feel I didn't state enough, 'deathcare' is not ok with me. I was trying to help, because at least I can do it without destroying myself to do it, or at the very least not drag others into my own personal hell from doing it, but now, it's so often that I'm called to it, I can barely bear the ...

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I work with the elderly as a male in a predominately female oriented field. Don't panic, no sexism intended to be incoming (if it does sorry ahead of time, white/cis/male just venting) a bit ago I was given many many odd looks after I volunteered for the less than pleasant task of 'deathcare' for an...

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Hmm, I tacked the last part on as a little note, But let's explore it further shall we? Should already dead characters be allowed to change their 'final wishes' Just as laid out, not saying people should be allowed to select 'other' and write "GARL GLITTERGOLD IS A TRAITOR!!!1!!1!!11!" but...

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Pretty self explanatory, When you either click an ID in your hand or Shift click to examine an ID it should pop up a list of access's similar to the HoP computers screen, red access are absent, blue access is granted, or whatever, just a list of access's on the ID would be nice. Also, You should be ...

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Davidchan wrote:Wait this would remove HoS correct?

+1

Ideally yes, that role would be more or less absorbed by the nanny-bot AI.

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Saegrimr wrote:Hahaha holy shit he took my suggestion seriously.

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... rg#p105115
I said it first. heh heh

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Oh, and it couldn't hurt to keep a carbon based life form as the warden and detective right?
Just a thought.

Warden could provide a bit of oversight on the silicons, and the detective is just too fun to lose.

Falamazeer

Been suggested before, and it will again but this idea In my Humble opinion solves every problem the pro-sec and anti-sec factions has nicely, first remove the other types of borgs, re-add security borgs for security entirely, then give the captain the ion rifle in his room, also remove the armory (...

Falamazeer

You should bounce the tachyon particle beam off the main deflector shield.
That should sort you out.

Falamazeer

you're asking us to fix bugs that are already on the bugs list (aka to-do list) ok Dood, where is your reading comprehension, My only replies in those bug reports were variations on "as intended" or "natural selection" at least when I started the soap-boxing, Why do I keep havin...

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Falamazeer wrote: Nah, I'm down with the con list, just not all of it, hardsuit fire bug, annoying roundstart tank, telegulag execution, three things I'm thinking are more oversight than actual features.

Not asking for the moon here guys.

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