/tg/Station 13

Super Aggro Crag

To me, it seems like a very simple fix for this problem (and by "simple," I mean not requiring a full med revamp (but that should be happening at some point too)) is to simply make sleepers and chemistry have limited resources. Make it so that every time a chemical is dispensed or drug ad...

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is ic issue :^)

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if people are healing themselves what I like to do is pump them full of fucking morphine until they pass out, treat them, then cuffbuckle their unconscious body, muzzle it, put a blindfold on them, and put earmuffs on them and then cart them around the station announcing to everyone there's a free e...

Super Aggro Crag

Doing that is on my round start to do list along side ordering some loyalty firing pins and a plasma cutter from RnD. It would make you my favorite HoS if you supported Science enough to let us do that. I will never forget the day Xhuis removed autorifles from the armory, and the Comdom with his Se...

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thank you very much!

Super Aggro Crag

give the clown a spray can of whipped cream and some pie tins in his office 2015

Super Aggro Crag

lipstick is broken, all the colors are now too dark to even be distinguishable. please fix so my qtpi crewmen can be kawaii, thx

Super Aggro Crag

regular spears are pretty bulky anyway.

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clowns that do nothing but slip people and get pissy when people beat the shit out of them

tell a fucking joke, clown, throw a fucking pie.

Super Aggro Crag

the fact that the station is usually full of dead abandoned corpses in the hallways and people limping everywhere with 5 hitpoints is proof that medical is perfect the way it is

Super Aggro Crag

still got dunked by bryce pax tho

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i work in a factory

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probably less annoying than lizards, fund them 100x

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>soap runs out good now i have an excuse to use my mop. people always gO UGH DON'T SLIP ME well fuck you i put up signs walk retardo also: i hate it when people call lizardfolk "liggers". it's a stupid slur, i think calling them draggers or skinks is better also i hate lizardmen with argon...

Super Aggro Crag

You didn't hurt my feelings, but your feud with the CMO resulted in me having to have to try to run medbay by myself while you sniped at each other and flashbanged people to death in the path of a blob.

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forcefulcjs spends every round that he doesn't get a position of authority at round start trying to stir up shit. when he IS in a position of authority, he picks fights with all the other heads and spams the announcement console insulting them and calling them cucks.

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he unbanned me promote him

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i thought thematically nanotrasen was supposed to specialize in energy weapons and the syndicate specialized in having more projectile weapons but i guess themes don't matter when people want to be able to spam dem clicks for 60 brute a shot.

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roboticists/scientists that make mechs that have no actual use to help them do their job, they just want them so they can stomp around and crush people and block the escape pods. which is all of them because i've never seen anyone in a mech that wasn't a science wing crewman or a hop/captain that to...

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thanks

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basil is better

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how do you recharge a defribulator

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oranges wrote:superaggrocrag, more like supershitcrag

gr8 b8 m8 but ur 2 l8 to gener8 the h8 u sought to cre8 because i will obliter8 the h8 with my clear mental st8 troll scale 1-10, you don't even r8.

Super Aggro Crag

Wyzack wrote:Officer Friendly returns

yes i got bwooped for shaving the clown and giving him a cold shower and bashing his head off the toilet cuz i forgot to lift the seat how embarassing.

Super Aggro Crag

What's with all the old players coming back in the last month? Are we heading for another golden age? sawrge posted in a /v/ thread i was shitposting in asking me to come back and say i wasn't banned so i came back and saw some cool new features so i decided to stick around. a lot of the players ar...

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heads of staff that don't agree during a crisis situation and end up spending more energy trash talking each other over station announcements than fucking working had a blob round where the HOS, Captain, and CMO were all fucking feuding. cmo kept yelling at me also saying i was a bad doctor when I w...

Super Aggro Crag

that's because you're new

i hope we can be friends, i like your avatar, skulls are cool

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i like the doom threads they get angry at brutal doom its funny

i like demonsteele

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Wyzack wrote:SAC sometimes I see you tripfagging on /tg/

i tripfag on like every board. i've been doing it for over 5 years now and i haven't been banned because i'm a quality poster

Super Aggro Crag

Ikarrus wrote:Lets be friends

ok

Super Aggro Crag

doing everything i can complaining about the lag cuz i'm a super aggro crag I'm trying to keep the ground on my feet it seems the station's fucking up with gravity the rounds are all long I'm singing this song to try and make the ahelps more than "it's valid, maybe" and I'm so confused abo...

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i like using the paintball gun

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i find it's quite effective to throw bowling balls at zombies

Super Aggro Crag

yeah but i turn around a corner and come face to face with them all the time.

Super Aggro Crag

my highest level character is basically an octopus at this point

lucked out and spawned near a LMOE shelter

now i drive around my scooter running over zombies and trying not to get one-shot by tankbots and burning fungal spires to the ground

Super Aggro Crag

THE HOST IS DEAD

LONG LIVE THE HOST

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