/tg/Station 13

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When you have tide problems just go to the gulag and dismantle the shuttle console. Leave a bunch of supplies, tools, and food there. Dismantle the station side console when you get back. Start using the tele gulag to dump assholes onto lavaland. Let them build what they will and watch things get a...

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i live with two adorable scary-ass rottweilers and they are my beautiful children

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danno is good

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400 dollars a day is extremely good you fuckboy i make 400 dollars at my fucking day job a week

EDIT: 4000 dollars a day is almost 150k a fucking year you turbo retard i'd literally bus you children around for that shit

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So I noticed this at work and there's some things I wanted to say about it: First of all, I had the ban sentence lessened. This is a particularly wild example of escalation, what with the teleporting bombs and fly-men. I was helpless at work when the ban was being discussed and chatted about it in a...

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my expression didn't change in the tiniest when i discovered that kike meant john_oxford

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yes but which is funner? huge tide riot or beep boop gulag. hear me out! you can still have fun watching the prisoners kill each other on the cameras, chilling in your chair, enjoying NOT having to do anything about them there, with the knowledge that you didn't possibly incite a bloody civil war a...

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hear me out

they make conversations dumber
they give the words they replace additional meaning
they're unfunny

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i was indeed headbanned for uploading a law that told the ai ad verbatim to go rogue, which entails killing everyone, but it was done with the intent of a last stand against the gangsters on the station and had the secondary goal of driving the gangsters to kill or get killed by the ai. killing a sh...

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you literally just toss them in a not-cloner and punch some buttons on the console i've removed imperfect people playing an imperfect game by giving them one point Its more satisfying to throw them and their contraband ID out an airlock. "satisfactory" is a slippery slope, much like killi...

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you literally just toss them in a not-cloner and punch some buttons on the console

i've removed shitters by giving them one point

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hey fam you've got a permabrig and a gulag

try those for shitters and you'll get in less trouble

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>fails to get validhunting gear in life
>tries to get it in death

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>trialmin >time for my first gimmick in three years! hope i don't get deadminned again! >calzilla's asking for some trash syndicate shop meme >okay i'll do a gimmick of MY choosing >i'll make you gun... man...? >calzilla points out that this is lame >listening to franz ferdinand >i'll do a musical r...

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just add roving gangs of grizzled syndrones patrolling the area with switchblades

EDIT: every round

EDIT 2: just, all the time

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4. Lighting themselves on fire is a great defense mechanism. They may be slow moving and vulnerable to many types of damage, but spontaneous combustion comes in handy in a tight situation. i'm at work and can't write a paragraph but most of your post is hilariously inaccurate taking your helmet off...

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this is more an issues with stuns than anything else probably true, stun and done combat is an issue imo but I don't know a good way to solve it and it's been discussed before hi i posted an extremely well thought-out change to stun and done that almost everyone overlooked in favor of converting ev...

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>assistant, twenty minutes before work >discover lone mariachi playing the guitar >menace him generically >someone else is being aggressive towards him as well >they draw a gun while i'm chasing the mariachi >get shot >still standing >decide to flop on the ground and roleplay the gunshot as cripplin...

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this is more an issues with stuns than anything else

let's just throw stamina damage at it and hope that the stunstacks don't get worse!

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friendly reminder that you chose me as a disguise

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InsaneHyena wrote:man picks worst disguise

>man disguised as pax
>surprised when strangers collect
>his blood-debt in full.

it should be pretty common knowledge by now that i'll deliberately paint a huge target on my back if i don't have one already

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hey g'morning have some spoilers

Spoiler:

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NikNakFlak wrote:in their defense, nobody can engage you with anything but profanity

this is fairly accurate but i felt the point was worth bringing up

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there was that time in the bus when he and sweaterkittens screeched at me because i didn't like kitten's idea and neither of them could engage me with anything but profanity but that doesn't reflect any player-admin interactions per se

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crit is currently a slap on the wrist, though

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this is my favorite multiplayer shooter in ages and they hide it on fucking origin

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this is not that bad of a game, guys

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what a relief

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mass effect fans are a special brand of edgy

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early launching validhunter mime with delusions of heroism

nuclear fire is a kindness

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according to wikipedia the project utilized three of bioware's studios as opposed to bioware montreal

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i am going to hold out hope for this game in spite of the usual face-time it is receiving with critics

imblyings wrote:now that the dust has settled, is cora, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?

if ryder acts like a sad virgin i'll probably wind up knocking boots just to avoid the game being a sad allegory of my life

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There is an audio cue that the shuttle's about to take off. Don't try and beat it; you'll just be spaced. I've seen this happen to everyone from captains to assistants. Just treat the arrivals shuttle like a mining/gulag shuttle that you don't have control of and you should be fine, for the most par...

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went back to playing bloodborne for a bit killed ludwig, plummeted the entire length of the research hall, losing 70,000 souls EDIT: i fucking quit I THINK YOU MEAN BLOOD ECHOES THANK YOU blood souls dark souls inferior to bloodborne there i said it which one all of them bloodborne is awesome

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why don't you ask an admin to get me to stop

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ShadowDimentio wrote:admin-bothering

leave it to you to ruin an otherwise great story with tales of begging admins

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marauder's the best tank anyways

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Qbopper wrote:Why?

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Grilles and airlocks aren't going to do anything. You need walls.

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This is one of my favorite concepts that I've seen in awhile. I'll start with the pros first: It avoids a needlessly huge maintenance. This is honestly my favorite part of this map. Instead of a bunch of cramped maintenance tunnels with little maintenance departments and metric tons of fluff rooms y...

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this something i've wanted to say since i was a young child playing spess a decade ago

i feel fucking terrible writing that, by the way

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I can give you a couple reasons why this system just doesn't belong. It's in service of literally nothing but realism. Space Station 13 is a game about a space station in the distant future. We have wizards, alien lifeforms that transform their bodies into various tools projectiles that we can easil...

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Armhulen wrote:
IcePacks wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
IcePacks wrote:went back to playing bloodborne for a bit

killed ludwig, plummeted the entire length of the research hall, losing 70,000 souls

EDIT: i fucking quit
I THINK YOU MEAN BLOOD ECHOES THANK YOU
blood souls
dark souls

inferior to bloodborne

there i said it

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wherre are the sion gogles?

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engineers have to maintain the power network first

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Qbopper wrote:
IcePacks wrote:went back to playing bloodborne for a bit

killed ludwig, plummeted the entire length of the research hall, losing 70,000 souls

EDIT: i fucking quit
I THINK YOU MEAN BLOOD ECHOES THANK YOU

blood souls

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went back to playing bloodborne for a bit

killed ludwig, plummeted the entire length of the research hall, losing 70,000 souls

EDIT: i fucking quit

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a stun-less system wouldn't be any good because all transgressions against other spessmen alike would be punished with death

you've got to balance the game around the way people play it

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removing stamina slows would not do anything to make the fact that stamina chainstuns are considerably more lethal and exploitable than a boring ol' stun

Lumbermancer wrote:
IcePacks wrote:a fuckton of stun rules
Two stun rules.

on top of disarms, slips, throws, tables, cultstuns, sleep chemicals, hallucinations, etc.

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