/tg/Station 13

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Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Sat May 21, 2022 7:50 am Imagine trying to ruin poor SILVER SLIME FOOD but leaving fucking "army of sentient simplemobs" and "ruin the whole station with a horde of golems" alone

Someone else is fixing those two already

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no like im pretty sure the bar association gets hella mad

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BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 6:38 am
iamgarfield wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 3:02 am i don't spend all my time reading ban appeals apologies if it's not to your standard
This is for you.

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With warm regards
-BONERMASTER & Associates

im pretty sure it's actually illegal to have the bar association icon there

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A good example is the Bella Rouge and Tewi Inaba IC wedding, and then after that Dean Ivanov and Jill DeSouza got IC married too. Both were varying degrees of player control, the former being driven more as an admin event, and the latter being driven as a player event with no intervention. Both wer...

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The argument is not consistent with any other way near end of round grief is treated. You are not allowed to bring a supermatter onto the shuttle, you are not allowed to throw a bunch of flashbangs onto the shuttle, you are not allowed to ignore escalation on the shuttle. What is the difference bet...

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i am sick and tired of everyone hiding in fucking events VC 24/7 because every time they use the public VCs it's an unmoderated shitfest of people https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=30550 we had a "ruling" at the start of this year but no change in enforcement, the publ...

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:09 pm this makes me wish captain overflow was a thing so we could test out this theory

It is, i made it so

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NecromancerAnne wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 5:56 pm I have friends who make pretty reasonable money through commissions doing it.

i like money and am poor where do i get clients

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NoxVS wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 4:41 pm
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 11:32 am Wait until goofball finds out that literally all server hosts other than MSO are like this openly or secretly, he's the only sane one in the community
the solution is tg hosted skyrat

skyra/tg/, your time has finally come

I've been telling MSO this for months

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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 11:21 am Writing that one down for a bored non antag engineer round

FUCK

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It wasn't just recolouring. I literally just bathed the station in a blurry eyestraining mess. You couldn't see any turfs whatsoever and it hurt to look at for too long. Absolutely escalation worthy. And you too can replicate it in an less egregious way with the power of reskinnable tiles! Just swa...

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Reading Stan_Smith comments is enlightening. Hopefully he's just dumb and goof isn't pulling a Feweh i think that stan_smith guy just saw the thread where xyel said he'd ban trans rights and just immediately made his decision from there you can't help someone that posts in defense of elon musk tbh

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https://www.digg.com/r/SS13/comments/ugxaq8/honestly_i_dont_even_know_how_to_title_this_it/ https://www.digg.com/r/SS13/comments/ugtmmi/psa_if_you_want_to_do_development_work_for_skyrat/ https://www.digg.com/r/SS13/comments/uguwqm/skyrats_host_colonel_wehwehxyel_mistreats_and/ https://www.digg.com/r...

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look at this shit. i even deleted some brick monologuing but this is the extent of their communication. zybwivcz has like less than ten say logs all round ... [2022-05-01 02:52:20.612] SAY: Zybwivcz/(Kolton Fischer) " Brick bad " (Lesser Aft Maintenance (112,72,2)) ... the fact this guy d...

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ALSO "quarter of an hour" my fucking god that's literally fifteen minutes. i'm not saying that's not a long time in ss13 but turning fifteen minutes into "a quarter of an hour" is clearly trying to make it seem much worse child it's this fucking modern /tg/ hyper-competitive gam...

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i haven't had any problems with the lathe tax, get good? idk

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This is where people need to adminhelp the officer, any situation where you genuinely think you have a justification for killing a security officer, you should be adminhelping If he ahelped the admin would of banned him anyways for banbaiting because he had the hand tele and that """...

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I'm surprised the officer didn't just immediately execute him on the spot for having the hand teleporter

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only if you're not allowed to constantly recall the shuttle after doing massive sabotage

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As a note, if there's no admins on and you ahelp, it will ping active admins on discord and on the other servers to pop over and help you

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In situations where somebody is caught or manages to make a break for a moment of freedom short callouts is all they can muster and in my mind reminds me of people who are out of breath yet manage to force the only words that matter out as quick as possible. Are more intricate RP callouts desirable...

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:11 pm
iamgoofball wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:03 pm you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon
describe how big man.

ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage

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you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon

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Googles_Hands wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:40 am I think you will manage to play one round with secborgs in the one in ten thousand chance a headmin turns them on by mistake.

those rounds fucking suck dude, actually the worst fucking rounds in the entire history of ss13

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since secborg is a config headmins have to approve removal of the config so can we remove the secborg config so we can delete secborgs? pros of removing secborgs: 1. people who don't know the past won't turn them on by mistake, such as future headmins and/or downstreams cons of removing secborgs: 1....

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One option would be making virologists name the virus correctly as well as mass produce and provide a cure for their airborne/contact viruses as a policy. This is ridiculous. We don't require any other job to have fallbacks to fix positives. This is like demanding medbay be required to keep large s...

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https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=31425 Sources: https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/181014/files?file=game.txt https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/181014/files?file=attack.txt The fight, including Heisenberg's death in medbay. 04:06:45 ATTACK Annihilite/(Hans Heisenberg) has att...

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Sources: https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/181014/files?file=game.txt https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/181014/files?file=attack.txt The fight, including Heisenberg's death in medbay. 04:06:45 ATTACK Annihilite/(Hans Heisenberg) has attacked Julsruls/(Jordan Hutton) with industrial welding tool ...

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FantasticFwoosh wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:29 pm This thread is a direct challenge to Goofball, who seems to be of the express opinion every revolution is something something pure leftist moshpit

can you tell me what our revolutionaries love to shout on ss13?

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BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 29, 2022 1:31 am This is already covered under rule 1

if it's covered by rule 1 then why didn't you enforce it while you were an admin for so long

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I've asked for this before and been shot down, but maybe we can get it through this term.

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our fucking greytide problem is ten times worse than when the window change was made i dont think you guys thought this through if you think this is a good idea every window on the station will be smashed and airlocks will go completely unused within 15 minutes of the round starting if people smash...

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"Hurr hurr you are all compleeeete idiots if pffbbbtbbttthhh" shut up. If your epic argument is that "you are an idiot lol!" then behold my epic argument that blows yours the fuck out by the same logic: you are a dumb fucking stupid idiot babybrained tiny-wiener pisshead shit ea...

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You are all complete idiots if you think reverting these changes is a good idea lol

We should make walls harder to breach instead

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i'm pretty sure that admins enforce including on LRP that the detective is not allowed to make arrests if there's a reasonable way to get security officers to do so

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quite frankly "detective isn't an officer" stops being a thing about 1 nanosecond into the round because 1. sec officers never follow up on your leads 2. sec officers will never come help you with arrests 3. if you want to have any fun as detective you have to break the rules and play dete...

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massa wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 8:34 pm
iamgoofball wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 10:09 pm as someone who's been playing security recently

ok lol bro you're out of touch

if you had scrolled down slightly:

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as someone who's been playing security recently I've been having a LOT of issues with my coworkers doing shit like: 1. completely ignoring everything short of murder and then letting the guy who did the murder go after a quick bag search for antag gear 2. crack open the armory at the earliest convie...

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Detectives have easy access to rubber rounds they've got no excuse for blasting heads off like this anymore

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Ok but take it away from assistants too

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see title

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The point of the meteors event is to either get engineers to WE BUILD(very rare) or end the round.

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sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:15 pm you'd be putting half the station in gulag

good

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based

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iprice wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 2:30 am I was talking more from my perspective as a CMO actually, and I'm not admining while playing so.

have you tried adminhelping when the grief occurs?

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iprice wrote: ↑Fri Mar 11, 2022 12:31 am Edit: Oh yeah, medical's usually a shit show of grief and people fighting each other which medics also have to deal with while being medics. Also ignoring dead bodies is an issue.

i wonder who's job it is to stop that griefing

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guys, malf AI is hard enough as is, we should probably cut malf players some slack here

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I simply delete hulk and strong and irradiated off of the public DNA console when I see it

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Mothblocks wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 10:54 am monkeys are a playable race on monkey day

I PR'd playable abductors on ufo day and it got denied

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cloaks are based

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