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Mekhi Anderson

https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/10115
Should the sechailer be able to set you on fire for overuse without any sort of warning before giving you enough firestacks to take you halfway to crit?

My name is Jazmin Malcovich. I work for NanoTrasen, though I am currently in the employment of the Syndicate. They want me to kill some engineer, Kenneth Kemble, and get out alive. I started the shift as a roboticist, working with Randy Savage. I spend the first few hours thinking about how I'm goin...

How long will the competitions run for?

Why can't they just be dedicated demotion consoles? Now if someone ever downs the hop or captain the all access genie is IMPOSSIBLE to put back in the bottle. This. At least before there were only four consoles to guard, the the only one that wasn't in a secure area was the arrivals checkpoint. Now...

Oranges, I think you might be An0n3's long lost twin brother or something.

The new shuttle code could make that a bit easier. If you build the asteroid on CentComm, set up a destination where you want it to hit and send it from a console on CentComm, everything'll be ready as soon as you send it. Then you just need to make the explosions before anyone finds it. Shuttle co...

The new shuttle code could make that a bit easier. If you build the asteroid on CentComm, set up a destination where you want it to hit and send it from a console on CentComm, everything'll be ready as soon as you send it. Then you just need to make the explosions before anyone finds it.

To collect vis for your wand, mainly. The whole of Thaumcraft depends on finding nodes to charge your wand, basically.

[11:17.28] * RemieRichards stabs BordDid911-chan [11:17.29] <%RemieRichards> I win [11:17.37] <BordDid911-chan> sick [11:18.58] * RemieRichards sicks BordDid911-chan [11:19.00] <%RemieRichards> I stab [11:19.11] <BordDid911-chan> win [11:19.29] * RemieRichards wins BordDid911-chan [11:19.31] <%Remie...

Material prizes still on offer for the first person to find me an ignis node close to the base

I'm pretty sure Kelly Johnson is turning in his grave just now.

Job:Nuke ops Action: i look around where iam and whats in my backpack and belt [4] You are on your shuttle, you have your starting gear. Job: Op action: Unstick myself from the floor. [4] You unstick yourself from the floor. Jack Rustle Centcomm Inspector An automated announcement is relayed throug...

Nah, they're only admitting it's shit when they make everything brown. Green sounds awful though, the blue was nice.

I misclicked and marked the whole forum as read

Job: pAI Action: Get the other ops moving, because HOLY FUCK WE GOTTA GET DAT FUKKEN DISK. [1] The other ops are glues to the floor, they can't get moving any time soon Job:BANNED I try to hack one of the nuke ops account to get back into the game [6] You take control of one of the brain dead ops. ...

Redblaze3000 wrote:Job: Op
action: eat all the pizza and drink all the whiskey in revenge for my beating.

[6]
You eat way, way too much. You feel like you could explode at any time.

Ezel wrote:Job:BANNED
Action:i try to change my ip and use another byond account

[2]
You're caught almost immediately and banned again

Job:Greytide Action: i setup a secondary laptop and make it ready to DDOS the server As soon i get made [1] PERMABANNED FOR PACKETS good job Job:greytide Secondary action: i suggest security to stop with their job and crappy paychecks and suggest Them going on a criminal path [3] You're banned son.

Scones has been slain in the great purge

John Quincy Adams

Ezel wrote:Job:assistant
Action: i didnt i just wanted to get security away so i can mind my own bussiness

[5]
The powers that be accept your explanation

Job: pAI Action: Buy that doorjack and see if it fits into the borg. IT BETTER. [3] You manage to plug yourself into the borg. That is it, i am either going to get my shit back or die trying. Get in a robustmatch to the death with him, only one man can leave alive [2] The assistant stunprods you ag...

Holy shit, this can not go unanswered. Grab the soap from the shower area, slip him by tossing it under his feet, and then cuff and drag him to my hideout for retribution of the swirly variety. [2] He disarms you, shoots you with your own revolver, and steals your ID card. Nice try Job:assistent Lo...

Name: redblaze3000 Job: Ligger Nuke op action: Ask why we are listening to a pai. Make sure to put empahsssiss on the ssss'ss to be asss annoying ass possssible [1] You put too much emphasssisss on the sss'sss and get beaten up by one of the other ops. AN ASSISSTANT WITH A FUCKING CONTRABAND TOOLBO...

Ezel wrote:I go to brig to call the warden a butt sniffer

[3]
You call the warden a butt sniffer

My best guesses at how they're pronounced: FORTI GY AMA -- FOUR-TEE GUY AMA SCYAR NILA -- SKY-ARE KNEEL-AH NEC CANTIO -- NECK CAN-TEEO BIRUZ BENNAR -- BEE-RUSE BEN-ARE EI NATH -- EYE NATH STAUN EI -- Not really got a clue about this, come up with your own GITTAH WEIGH -- GIT-AH WEIGH NOUK FHUNMM SAC...

The operative looked over to the syndicate borg shell, wondering just how it got there. She could've sworn it wasn't there a minute ago. Shrugging, Cadence Meme took the pAI and slid it into the port on the cyborg, flicking the conspicuously-labelled 'on' switch and being careful to avoid the simil...

Samuel spade prowls maintenance, contemplating the conspiracy he has uncovered. I build a hidden autismfort in maint where I can launch my counter operation from [6] While building your autismfort, you find a full black and red toolbox, and insulated gloves, with fibres from an assistant's clothes.

Job: pAI Action: Since all the other newcops are silent and/or baffled, I concoct a plan to raid the station. (Also, UNCURSE YOUR FUCKING DIE) [6] You prepare your grand master plan to secure the disk. You then realise you need a body, and manage to acquire an advanced syndieborg shell with a pAI s...

The problem with OpenTTD is just there's no solution to that happening other than taking out even more in loans to build new routes, which themselves risk the same thing happening.

Nah, OpenTTD is a hard game. You haven't seen shit until the production rate of every single industry you serve just keeps dropping until you can't make a profit.

Name: Topham Position: Chucklefuck Chief Engineer Action: Arriving late to the station, I'm disappointed to see a complete lack of engineers. The unbearable screeches of an RD stuck in a slime pen and the cap complaining about his toe fuel my disappointment. I can already foresee the station being ...

I'm more hyped for a catgirl species

[10:31.01] <oranges> !note delete /c/Windows/System32/sysprep.exe
Oranges has killed Mr Basil

If the general concept works out (third, neutral faction for ghosts to respawn as) maybe the mining asteroid could eventually be replaced by a random asteroid (golems)/jungle (????)/desert (skeletons) each round for mining to be done on, where the neutral tribe would be based. if only we had a nice...

Do I have to pick a canon chapter as my favourite?
If not, reasonable marines, if so, thousand sons

Chaos might be a replacement/addition to rebels and province revolts

Winter is upon us. *shivers*

Mekhi looks... Rather paranoid

This die thinks you're all faggots.

Job: Detective This is huge. A break-in conspiracy to rob EVA orchestrated by the entire station, possibly to sell the goods to the syndicate high command ACTION: Throw shit at the exposed grill until it breaks, dive through the opening and flee to maintenance where i can plan my retaliation agains...

What about swapping cargo and arrivals?

Just do it from the arrivals checkpoint

>Implying you can't just shoot the door out with the l6 anyway

Pfft yeah, I did

[11:59.19] <+MrStonedOne> I'm balls deep in qdel's code

Oh wow, thanks. That is too adorable.

Thunder12345 - Security Officer
Action: Step off of arrivals shuttle and attempt to reach the brig safely

•Character name (and optionally Byond key). Jazmin Malcovich / Thunder12345 •Most archetypical outfit for the character. Sexy mime suit, kitty ears and jackboots, no mask •Basic physical characteristics, like approximate height, weight, build, skin tone, eye color, that sort of thing. Dark red hair...

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