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Funny thing is we have both a map that exemplifies why people would rock the vote in a good way (Birdshot) because they genuinely just hate the map and wouldn't play on it, and yet we also have a map that shows exactly why rock the vote is flawed (NorthStar) because highpop wants meta and meta only...

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Lisa Green

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wesoda25 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:13 am I'd rather not see this on tg

this! lizards and felinids and moths commanding departments? keep that over there

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Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 11:35 am Edit: Okay this was a bit much. Still, I'm happy.

TALK YOUR SHIT IMITATES YOU BEAT THE CASE!!!!

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Northstar and birdshot are cool and all but if there’s a chance to play meta or delta or icebox or even tram then why not? Time isn’t infinite and picking the station you are about to dedicate an hour+ to is a big decision, and one where playing it safe with a comfort map is always more appealing th...

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gta 6 is out soon to save the industry like batman in arkham games (the industry is pretty fine though? most genres had at worst decent 2023 releases) youre mixing the industry and releases up we got a lot of good games this year theres been a massive amount of layoffs and people made redundant thi...

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gta 6 is out soon to save the industry like batman in arkham games

(the industry is pretty fine though? most genres had at worst decent 2023 releases)

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Demonic admins forcing good players to play b*rdshot after a sneaky vote passes, 1984

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So I've often suggested the idea that ban requests should be open, but require the requester provide all of the evidence and rather or not a ban request goes thru a screening phase would be dependant on if the logs provided by the request prove the violation, without any investigative work. If appr...

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I think people do care (as in they would stop and poke their head in or yell about it on comms), but its just not THAT much of a pressing issue because there isnt anything good in the bridge other than an axe that doesnt even fit in your bag. You only ever kick people out for purely (negative) RP r...

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The bridge is already pretty secure, being in between two command offices and with each head having access to it (and a baton). ... both of which are not there 50% of the time It’s also very visible so breaking in is a massive risk. no one except security cares lmao I think people do care (as in th...

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Ziiro wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 2:28 pm Can't wait to have power gaming dipshits try to argue that being a gun hoarding walking armory that puts all syndicate target items in a safe is "part of their character"

This already was against the rules, and still would be

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The bridge is already pretty secure, being in between two command offices and with each head having access to it (and a baton). It’s also very visible so breaking in is a massive risk. This also just sounds like another HOP / captain without 30 seconds of job content and adding fluff command / secur...

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This topic was discussed in the players club about two months ago: viewtopic.php?f=83&t=35081

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Forbidding people to talk freely about their own ban appeal is dumb. its because usually you look silly putting in Gods work responding to joe mcpoopoohead who spent 5 seconds sharting out a take that should only be typed by a monkey with a typewriter. in 99% of situations you just come out looking...

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cSeal wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:10 pm
datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 6:25 am I don't like rap
I dont like YOU!!

rap deniers after listening to one young thug song verse ad-lib

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Is this really entitlement? The captain gave explicit permission and even a task

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I'll hear you out if you expand on your thesis. Why? Bulky weapons also make the armory a less enticing target for antags since they cant conceal their ill-gotten gains. Today, if you try and disarm security by spacing their guns, they can easily obtain more from cargo at the cost of a little money...

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NOOOO COUNTINGGGG!!!!1!!11!!!1

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Lings became unrestricted last term as a result of viewtopic.php?f=85&t=34523

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kawoppi wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 12:51 pm
Constellado wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 2:18 am we missed 420.

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i like to imagine that everytime when a thread reaches 420 posts MSO lights up a big cigar but instead of it being a regular cigar it's actually a weed cigar with weed in it

we need MSO to share his 420 blunts with us or the community will suffer

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san7890 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:42 pm 410 replies man some of you really need to watch some sportsball or something

browns once again got trolled out of a season and the ravens look suspect as ever, sportsball is over

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okay but on the topic what the hell are you supposed to do if an admin posts something wildly uncomfortable / borderline porn? or has a habit of doing so? there's been more than a few admins recently but idk who to talk to about it because i dont want to come off as concern trolling/being a whiny b...

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viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35409

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Nabski wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:45 pm
BonChoi wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:34 pm
oranges wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:04 pm holy shit page 5
I am a proud father
I am currently in the hospital and it is questionable between if I am going to be the father of a very premature girl or of nothing.

I am having a time right now. This is not a joke post.

sending love Nabski, hope it all goes well

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Indie-ana Jones wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 3:44 pm That feel when the people who agree with your view of how the game should be get justly banned but now the people who want the game to be engaging and not a social life sim grows less and less (you will enjoy ze greenshift)

Exactly how I feel

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kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:42 pm the ability of the players club to explain anything using great analogies

🥹 ty I tried my hardest, I think it’s easy enough to follow

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Ok here’s how it went down (probably not 100% accurate as I am a secondary source but mostly) Ok imagine two people in a bar, talking rowdy about a bad (recent) ban Now, imagine one of the bar patrons calling the cops because they believe they don’t enjoy it The cops kick down the door to find our ...

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Sybil had two green shifts in a row from 3 - 9 PM approx. it sucked so much ass

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i mean if those two wanted to show that all these accusations are toootally overblown and jumped-up like the avatar of christmas here claims they could just, like, ask kendrickorium to post the discord logs of what they were actually saying in this discussion on their metacord since it seems theyre...

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i hope im next at this point. i havent even done anything but i hope they find something to get me banned. make something up for all i care. if they're gonna go down the line banning deadminning and blacklisting all my friends then whats the fucking point of being here. waiting to see who's next to...

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yeah he crashed out, but axle brady was cool IC. he shouldve just vented in vc about admins or something instead of this though :((
Pepper was battling demons but man they were real

Axle Brady vs Jon. Gupta - NTPW

P.O.M vs Pepper Mint - NTPW

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"dont be weird" is just cummon sense

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Policy discussion

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yeah we need sinful back if he starts tweaking he can just go on post approval or something

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if nothing else be a big nuisance to the goals of the crew

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black friday fell off, no deals worth risking assault charges for anymore

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TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 7:19 am viewtopic.php?t=35296&view=unread#unread

This is rlly good and I think dynamic updates are important enough to warrant a discord channel too like policybus

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kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2023 1:23 pm
dendydoom wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2023 1:15 pm it's me i'm next

i know too much

it's oranges, he's behind all of i
sounds like a conspiracy..

top 3 players club post 2023

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official head administrator statement on this cheesy menace: http://puu.sh/JV8XS/5a94c6580c.png http://puu.sh/JV8XM/073f9b5486.png This is already the funniest appeal of the week taking off my doomer jersey after seeing the funniest cheshify post of all time, possibly a top headmin post in 2023 htt...

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I was on the fence until I saw the image in question, good ban

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A botanist should not be getting bwoinked for simply growing holymelons and should not have to have any reason whatsoever. They are a botanist growing plants, that is your reason. Up through (3) ought to be allowed, since they’re not yet being used to hinder any antags, and there is no powergaming ...

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Scientist should be in S or at the top of A, the entire point of the station is to mess around with plasma and see what happens!

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Non-Antagonists Resisting Arrest Non-antagonists should not harmfully resist or retaliate against valid arrests, but do not have to simply give up and allow the arrest to happen. They may instead non-harmfully escape or avoid the arresting officer in the spirit of the game. In resisting arrest, non...

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If the shift is going calm, you can challenge the syndicate by leaving the disk in a room full of turrets to bait a lone operative into spawning. But be careful, if admins realize your plan, you may bite off more than you can chew (full operative squad). Be creative with changing the AI's Laws, how...

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As a regular polconite for years, the activity level MSO currently has in polcon is unprecedented https://preview.redd.it/4rwgk7nf9r0c1.png?width=643&auto=webp&s=e6f166dec686acb87b647a4dfe374c2656ebb9c5 It’s good that snoop is switching to things like edibles and dry herb vapes instead of r...

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whoa whoa there’s plenty of lolswat to go around you two

W change btw even if it doesn’t impact me at all (I’ve never ascended), I hate getting my heretic rounds ruined because Harold Heretic decides to become a dark knowledge academic weapon

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This ain't amogus or call of duty, this a round based MUD. If you wanna play SS13 competitively either play TGMC or make your competitive nature something that's funny to at least one person other than yourself. The rules don't require making your play fun for the other side for antags. They should...

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(no i will not clarify, this is silly :p)

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