/tg/Station 13

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Me and that ninja had an honourabu duel on the solars, it was close but he won. Was good.

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Went above and beyond to make sure I had a fantastic round when I traded my traitor for cogscarab. Not only did VJ make sure I had enough power to completely set up my own comfy clock club, but he then helped me (after half an hour of roleplay) transfer a pAI into a cogscarab. For something as simpl...

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the comfy clock club

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perfect vision is night/x-ray vision you dope. augmented eyesight + mesons will give you perfect vision as a ling too which is pretty op. the other day a wizard went full timestop and just stood in the brig. anytime someone would shoot at him he'd just sidestep and security was literally buckshottin...

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It's not actually botany's fault, the experimentor is bugged and gives gatfruits super easily.

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stick me in there senpai
also yeah human bodies for the AI is a little nuts
imagine just creating an entire android army
every time you kill one clone of the AI, another takes it's place
too spook for me

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EaRlY aCcEsS gAmE

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cedarbridge wrote:
Bluespace wrote:medbay changes
patients can be infected with GUILT strains
[youtube]f5mQntEYIFo[/youtube]
Only if the CMO gets magic pentagram powers.

it's called the healing touch and it is /art/

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medbay changes
patients can be infected with GUILT strains
[youtube]f5mQntEYIFo[/youtube]

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Very quick to come to incorrect judgements, clearly does not know how to investigate logs properly as an admin, and is frankly an embarrassment to the administration team. Just because it's a rev round doesn't mean you get to throw all adminhelps out the window and pretend like everything is an IC i...

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who wants to jump on discord and dig a fat hole with me

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I don't think i've ever seen a changeling beat stunbaton spam.

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Always fun waiting 3 minutes after a cell is printed to change it for a cyborg.

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all i'm doing is playing osrs on it, ss13 too.

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It's funny because lasers and shotguns aren't even that good against ops.
Just hand out a bunch of stunprods and batons. Chainstun + cuff and congratulations that op is outta the game.

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are you enjoying this game lumber?
you seem to be getting in a lot of scuffles with policy lately, and i think you might need a small break to cool off and get your love of the game back bud.
no offense intended, just calling it as i see it

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the chinks made it, that's why
it's also why the anomaly names are dumb shit like "red shoes" and "white night"

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I remember playing this, it basically tries to fuck you up constantly.

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ColonicAcid wrote:If ur ass says tirty tree then ur irish i dont care

TERTY TREE

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Xeroxemnas wrote:>Fire bluespace cannon
>crash server

it's cuz i'm fat and can't fit through it

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-takes a drag on a cigarette- those were the days kid you'd have 30 bloodthirsty assistants all pop into existence at once. you ever seen a man's skull caved in by a toolbox? a warzone. people pushed onto tables, screwdrivers finding their way into people's chests, fists flying and blood soaking the...

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Gourmet wrote:
Bluespace wrote: i have a laptop now so i don't need a desktop anymore

i'll buy a new desktop later in life but honestly a laptop is fine rn

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oranges wrote:I've never ever seen someone willingly go to laptop full time.

Why are you so basic?

i like to sit in the bath and ss13

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The second to left one looks a little flat. Try rounding out the top of the glass a little maybe? I really like the first one.

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great admin, but needs to stop sending me photos of his cock spearing an orange accompanied by a dad joke on snapchat

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Cobby wrote:Does anyone remember the argument about adding the traitor item that would give your body the suicide message on examine?

It wasn't added because suicide is the "I want to opt out of the round as the current character" button.

Hey this was my idea. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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You could just show them the bomb in your backpack.
The only issue is tasing fucks up your speech.

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Drynwyn wrote:If I paid the shipping costs would you be interested in selling to someone in the U.S? Depending on what they come out to I might be interested.

if you accept all responsibility for anything fucking up, yeah.

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Durkel wrote:How many bitcoins has the gpu mined?

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if you live near kent in the UK you could come pick it up for like 300 quid.
GTX1060 6GB, 16GB DRR3 RAM, and an intel i7 4790k
i have a laptop now so i don't need a desktop anymore

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I was asleep at the time, so the downtime didn't affect me, but I take bandit's stance.
I don't expect to be able to play spacemans 24/7, downtime is a given at some point.
The downtime just wasn't very funny, though.

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what a distressing thread

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Was I the shitposter all along?

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i'd eat this man's ass

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Shaps it's a shitpost, don't read into it.
I picked the first antag that came into my head and reposted the thread.

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Dumb posts in bad faith, hacking into the Captain's office involves gathering the necessary tools and actually cracking the door which is blatantly obvious and would take at least 3 minutes to do and has several visual and audio cues. Buying an emag and a revolver requires you to buy the gear and t...

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I am the captain. A revolutionary hacks into my office, mumbles something, I am stunned, cuffed, unable to act, teleported to maint, and then stripped. I have now lost my round and must wait 50 minutes and exile me or not I don't want to play this garbage game mode. Call it ided. Call it salt. How t...

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I can't see the hut, which is actually fantastic.

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Add-on: There needs to be a specific setting that will return you to lobby if you don't get roundstart antag. Not sure how it'd work with the job selector though.

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Ghosting is "I don't want to do anything but be a ghost." it locks you out of future roles entirely afaik, you don't even get ghost role rolls. Suiciding is "I don't want to play this job/character/situation right now." There have been instances where i've wanted to play a round ...

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despite macros being in the game, chemistry is still as fucking useless as ever. What do you mean by that because the medbay mains QQ'd about being forever reliant on chemistry. >check smartfridge >nothing >this happens 9/10 rounds sometimes there is 5 patches of tricord in there but usually chemis...

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despite macros being in the game, chemistry is still as fucking useless as ever.

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Put a Robustin statue in game.

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oranges wrote:boris are you on the shitteR?

was in bath.

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combine the credits for both players and coders.

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The teleporting wouldn't be so bad if you could actually counter it.
By the time security arrives, you've already hitten your free teleport to another Z-level button, from which there is no escape.

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