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What is taking you so long? Not even goof has made a candy thread yet, is it even open or what? Guys he pretty clearly said CANDY not candidate. This is a good question. Why have the headmin candidates not made their candy threads yet? I for one am looking forward to chocolate candy threads, but th...

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Timberpoes wrote: ↑Fri Feb 03, 2023 11:27 pm

Riggle made a bot that searched for smut in the library

Link please.

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Sentence stacking: Under a literal interpretation a player that disarms an officer, takes their baton, pockets it, and runs just commited: Assault on an officer, (the disarm) Theft (Taking the weapon), and possession of a restricted weapon (keeping the weapon). That's a 15 minute brig sentence. If ...

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Good: Immovable rod

Bad: Asteroids (50-50 if command just calls it)

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As a non antagonist built a combat mech named "child murderer" and killed a borg for the justified reason of "they were bored" and "it was lowpop" in tickets. You being bored is not valid justification for breaking the rules. You have been warned already for doing thin...

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Man this sucks Imagine if this was a new player had experienced this. Joined low pop, somehow got to romerol, asked to zombify people (at this point justice spawn a taser). Then just gets completly blanked and upon going through with there objective, deleted by cheat gun and dogpiled by two admins i...

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You know it's gonna be a good appeal when an experienced admin bans another experienced admin.

Cortana play Thunderdome.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-K3ztneTQuA

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as per MSO's request: Have you guys heard of this game called Starsector? It's pretty fun there's a quick review and description of the game by sseth here in case you haven't seen it , and he's got a key to access the game at the end of the video (the devs are ok with people using they key for as l...

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SpaceSmithers wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:56 am Howdy, here's my obligatory 'anyone with a forum account can edit the wiki' post. There are many pages that need some love, but our science pages are definitely some of the most crucial. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

But that would require me to engage with RnD first.

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snip I feel this reinforces earlier conversations about notes. Notes are punishments and there's no such thing as a minor note. If you don't appeal bad notes they will be used to place future weaker notes and eventually ban you over things that in other context wouldn't even register on an admins r...

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When flossing, floss all your teeth first, then brush.

This remove the debree so it dosen't just go back into the gaps and allows toothpaste to get between your teeth.

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I don't dislike AI-generated ban appeals, if only because they are at least concise, polite and clear. Some players struggle to write ban appeals and express themselves properly. It always seemed unfair that some appeals suffer because the writer was never taught English writing to a decent standard...

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Thunder11 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 08, 2023 4:57 pm Shopkeeper this bag of peanuts is three weeks old and smells mouldy I want a refund

Do you have a recipt?

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the labor camp has a fake wall on the bottom right corner of it (orbiting to show the location) that allows easy escape with just a pickaxe for some windowsmashing and no lavatreading. use it. laugh at those security fools :twisted:. alternatively, when you're a secoff, go down there with a screwdr...

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People think the year wait on appealing permabans is some arbitary limit.

The actual rule is stay away long enough for players/admins to forgot what a shit you were.

1 month ain't it.

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Sexrule literally waited 5 seconds between asking for there stuff back and stunning the HOS. Unless there was more conversation I've missed was there even time for the HOS to come up with a responce before Sexrule escalated the situation?

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Merry Christmas Farquaar.

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i think people would pay money to become antagonist Real-life money for TC and in-game benefits when: 5TC = $4.99 10TC = $8.99 20TC = $14.99 Roll a random antag: $14.99 License to kill (all your objectives become an overall objective to murder the entire station): $19.99 No fun police (admins can't...

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Why didn't sinful just ask the CMO for orders if he thought the CMO had subverted the AI?

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how much money is /tg/station worth? can it even be bought? if someone approached mrstonedone, how much money would it take for him to sell out? 50 grand? 800 thousand? 7 dollars? if all of the maintainers were promised high 5 figure salaries, would they take it? what salaries would be acceptable f...

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medeelel18 for the love of god learn to use the quote button

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Ban him from all jobs and roles except curator.

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Unaligned antags acting in their own intrest?

Shocking, look how far TG has fallen.

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Wait, he ahelped because he tried go kill someone with a revolver but ended up killing himself instead?!

Even if escalation did apply here, he's the one who escalated to lethals.

What a complete tit.

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 2:02 am Most anime keep the characters in middle school - high school ages while having them act like, look like and have the autonomy of adults

Anime is weird.

It's the inverse of western media where of bunch of mid-20 adults pretend to be teenagers

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Mutation toxins should have a 5% chance to devolve you to a lesser form.

Human - Monkey
Felinid - Cat
Lizardman - Lizard

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Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2022 3:14 am janitors only clean with water in crowded walk ways and will point at the wet floor sign once you slip

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Pork in the form of gammon.

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Fork the codebase and perma Orange for breaking rule 8. Coders won't stop until the admin team accepts the division between git and administration only lets the server suffer.

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I hope Oranges runs on the platform of abolishing rule 8

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Drag wrote: ↑Fri Dec 02, 2022 9:05 am *taps mic

Stun combat is bad and anyone who says otherwise has a skill issue.

How do you feel about stamina based combat?

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i think that the game needs to lean in to the retro sc-fi aesthetic and stuff that just doesnt fit that style needs to be removed. Our setting sucks perfect example: pdas being replaced by pda tablets gameplay wise, it was a huge improvement sprite wise? they look like ipads. Totally soulless and b...

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Engineering should be able to make walls out of supermatter.

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If uwu is a sound then rather than say uwu players should be allowed to emote it.

*uwu

'Player' uwu's.

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Literally 14 minutes AFTER my rage post delaron says it is probably a rule 1 issue instead in the actual appeal.

You can't make this shit up.

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Upheld, rule 1.

Rules say you did nothing wrong?

Guess what, fuck you.

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Lol, not even a rule 1 issue. Rule 1 literally says what he did was acceptable. Admin used rule 0 and headmins can't even quote the right rule.

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400 lines of spam in 12 minutes is one line every 1.8 seconds. How do yoh even manage that as AI?

Like does he have dedicated pda macros?

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I think Riggle's right. It's one thing if the ghosts did some shit and then they started it. But getting the Funny EORG Role and then instantly being killed by an instant grenade designed to maximize killcount kinda sucks, and the person who did it was doing so with care only for themselves. It's a...

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words I think bombing more than half of your team is more than just fooling around, especially right after spawning in Then the problem is basically controlling EORG grief with respect to ERTs summoned after the round has already ended. I have no intention of controlling EORG but imagine spending 1...

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I don't know why we don't remove the hulks ability to hold things.

Make it like the movie where transforming destriys all your clothes and gives you ham hands.

Seems to be the direction we are going anyway.

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TheSmallBlue wrote: ↑Mon Nov 21, 2022 8:53 am I'm surprised by how frequently people go "I was banned here, tried playing in other places, can't help but to try to come back", specially since I've seen a lot of people complain about TG in general

This guys been ban evading so there probably all the same person.

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Bruh, this isn't even a goof pr.

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I mean, rolling a restricted role then fucking off to another z level is never good. Pretty consistently been cause for a job ban unless you have a good reason (chaplain getting a pet carp, CE building abandoned tele base etc). Heads espically are supposed to be mediators, as they have final say ove...

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Shouldn't RD be clunky because it's still undergoing research and development while the other ones are all production models. See I kinda think the opposite, because it IS the research department one would think the RD gets all the cutting edge cool shit. That or I'm just biased towards Mass Effect...

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:toolbox: i'll play it when they get rid of the wierd furry shit I've got bad news about TG station, friend. Felinids aren't furry. They're effectively cosplaying humans. 10-20%animal at most. It ain't furry until at least 50% animal. Before that point they're monstergirls. Yes this matters. Furrys ...

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why can't we get a headmin term that gets anything done Ya know a couple hours ago I was gonna snarkily respond to this about how "The headmins are too compassionate, considerate, and willing to compromise to pass through radical changes and that's why nothing gets done" But.................

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Should have picked the name Dr Dendy 'Dreary' Doom

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Pretty much what Pandarsenic said.

The only think you lose by not bombing the shuttle after round end is the dopamine hit you get from entering dchat.

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Using cloth on an SM shard should give you a SM shiv.

RNG chance to delete whichever limb it hits.

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