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MimicFaux

Much obliged.

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Bolted airlocks, check Bloody stunbaton, check EVA broken into, check Clown, check Blood trails, check dead looted Sec, check Greytide on the bridge, check Upload fuckery, check Stolen fireaxe, check (points deducted for case not being smashed) Missing: alien life broken windows plasma(fire) scrubbe...

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What triggers minor IC crime?

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Once upon a time, I was clowning around as Head of Silliness and managed to befriend the Head of Security with my antics. A partnership was formed and HoS and HoS patrolled around the station together looking for "Unfunny criminals" At some point we get a rollerbed I was dragged around on ...

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Wizard appeared in the slime pens today at work. He was armed with a spell blade. He rudely smashed his way out of the enclosure. I politely baton'd him in return and smashed his head in with his own sword. A Borg watched the whole thing but the wizard had made himself a golem so it was beuno. Spent...

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Unless it's a declared war ops, I don't think it's worthwhile to change up your game on the off chance of nukies. And if it IS nukies, declared or otherwise, the tolerance level for the Tide should be low anyway. Bolting the teleporter room is usually a good idea anyway, as it offers a private(ish) ...

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A story not of myself, but one that we've all shared at one point.
[youtube]LtPdqSuEWyE[/youtube]

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I think I touched an ahelp like this once... déjà vu

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I think we have a new lobby screen

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Repower it, and drive engies crazy mashing the buttons

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I keep relatively close eye on the changelog and github, but I'm not around 100% of the time and miss things. I discovered the above mentioned feature by accident while laying down some grass turf and was pleasantly surprised. It might be technically a repost, but sometimes saying something twice is...

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Tiles can be replaced instantly without having to lever up the old tiles first. Hold a crowbar in one hand, and the replacement tile in the active hand. One click does both actions at once.

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If I get a bag pistachios, I will eat them until they are all gone or my fingers are too sore to open another one.
I might have a problem.

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>be goose https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=53&start=1900#p281646 ^ More of the same adventure The adventures didn't stop there! After Atmos was opened, a bunch of dirty cog-lovers came out as reinforcements. Two more scarabs, and one or two converted crew members. I had a h...

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CE had a pile of crates sitting around near arrivals. As a humble assistant, I climb in one and hide; thinking to spook someone. He comes back with another crate, I realize he's gathering them for transport to cargo. The plan: Sneak into Cargo, ???, profit Goose McSwan later finds me in the crate, a...

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When your shenanigans go well and get unexpected little gems like this.
http://prnt.sc/enjjvf

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Playing as CE when about 15 minutes into the shift I swing by the department to check on the engine. There's a lawyer with a tool belt, puzzling over the tank dispenser. Suspicious, I approach asking why he has all the plasma tanks laying around; mouse hovering over my baton. "How much plasma i...

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I can taste the rainbow, and there's only one flavour

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Sort of! I commended him on actually detecting and being a damn fine gumshoe. He was happy for the hunt and the shootout. Made a point of keeping me away from validhunters and I spun a BS tale of why I was working for the Syndies. Rode in the escape shuttle brig. 10/10 would redtext again, because f...

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A not so clean getaway On one such special occasion, a long time ago, I got to roll as a thieving, no-good, scum-sucking traitor. I don't recall what the objectives were, only that I disregarded them entirely in favour of shenanigans. Buying a surplus crate, I hit a pretty good jackpot. Emag, hards...

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[youtube]4XoiDDGpdGg[/youtube]
ChangelingThings.MP4

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I actually like this idea a whole lot. Perhaps some form of leash mechanic to limit where the golem can go; tied to a power source, or a wind up key on their back some else has to turn. Using the slabs as golem heads is a very interesting idea.

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I once pinned the Rin.

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There of been a number of times when a second or two of filtration would've saved my life. When the brig gets suddenly flooded with knockout gas. Or you're in near-crit and you catch a whiff of plasma.

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Haevacht wrote:We shadowrun now.

I'm digging this concept item.

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When someone recognizes you from /TG/ on another server.
You know my name

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Could make it sort of like His Grace in that bodies can be retrieved from it. Pick it up, shake it a bit, and anyone who fell in it comes tumbling out. I like this best as a solution, and perhaps the easiest to code. I do have a concern about permanency, as I think tiles are brand new objects once ...

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calzilla1 wrote:If a BOH is put in the hole and everything in side is perma destroyed

Thanks!

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Fun idea that came to me when I saw the new chasm floor tile people got from arcade machines. Possible uses: Slap on a wall for discount jaunt slap on bare plating for a chasm trap. (This part I'm unsure on. Wizards already have no-save roll insta-kills, but maybe it balances out from the need to be...

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I am certain it's been said before but I'm posting from a beach in Hawaii and can't be assed to double check.

Scientists/roboticists that not only burn through all the round-start acid without getting a dispenser set up, but then complain about a lack of acid.

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Doctor Pork wrote:
D&B wrote:Maybe it should make the user explode and cause strong brute damage to those in a two tile radius.

My question is, what happens if you inject a monkey with this?
It offers up the monkey to ghosts with the objective to go bananas on the crew.

>Go Bananas

This can't be merged fast enough.

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it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms Have you ever late...

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The cargo sloth Citrus?
Nearest I can think of is that one time Goof had an impromptu war vs cargonia.

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AnonymousNow wrote:[youtube]BQ9YtJC-Kd8[/youtube]

traitorassistantgreytidesthrougheverydepartment.mp4

Years since I saw that last. Thanks for the nostalgia

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That's exactly what I mean. Otherwise mimes must break their vow of silence which sacrifices their wall powers

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People who emote to speak to intentionally subvert the game (mime who wants to keep his powers, or the asshat who can't be bothered to buy a voice changer) are cocks of the highest order.

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That's what made it so rage inducing, I was in the middle of syncing it when it happened. I might have done it in steps but I was paranoid security would come arrest me for/scientist steal from the giant pile of traitor loot I was sitting on.

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Kill if I can help it as traitor. I've gunned my way into the armoury before, grabbed what I needed, then piled the dead and dying into a locker and drop them off at medbay. Even start the cloning myself if I can spare the time/access. Occasionally it backfires, obviously, but the number of times so...

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Bloodless hijacks.
(The best I've witnessed to date was disabled escape airlock into telescience into the cockpit + quick launch)

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Running RnD on metastation. Self professed traitor knocks on the counter window. Says he's giving up his life of crime and is donating his equipment for the benefit of Nanotrasen. Proceeds to dump a surplus crate's contents into my arms. Christmas comes early. Finish breaking everything down. Scienc...

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L O R E This is the head canon I run with as well and is fairly widely accepted. I like the idea that the Syndicate are only working together against a common enemy, and should they succeed, they'd immediately turn on each other in the power vacuum. Nanotrasen is greedy and stupid at the consumer l...

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This is some fantastic groundwork being laid. Major props to Remie for overcoming some of those initial hurdles with that tool. My own two cents with regards to disguises is that it just adds another interesting layer to the traitor game. Someone moving at full speed down the hallway in in the HoS' ...

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Most of what I've to say has been said before, but here's my two cents. It's fine to be known as 'midimin' all good things in moderation. I'd be happy to see him take on full admin status after taking some extra time to internalize everything said here in this thread. The ban thing is worth taking n...

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This conversation reminds me of

Spoiler:

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On long voyages do NT sleeper the crew, OD them on chems till they die, have special drones space the bodies and then clone a new crew on arrival in order to maintain the illusion of cryostasis, or is there an army of borgs on NT spaceships to keep the crew alive in suspended animation. Seeing how ...

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One of my favourite trades was when one player traded to be the pilot for the infiltrator during a nuke ops round. The only caveat being they weren't allowed to leave the ship, they took to the role remarkably well. Playing the role of part taxicab, part navigator. In the end, just being at the stee...

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S'all good, just pitching ideas.

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What about in round skillsets?
Round start job determines starting skill stats, with boosted stats in skills related to your job.
Doing your job raises those stats. Doing someone else's job is harder without the boosted stats, but could be learned.

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>Be AI >Preventing all kinds of human harm. >feels good >lizard shocks himself on a door >feels real good. >See monkey crawl intin vents >suspicious monkey is suspicious >inform security >EMP goes off under HoPs office >Try not to metagame monkey/ling >mime leaves HoPs office without a word >busy tr...

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Quick! Someone draw a ven diagram!

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