/tg/Station 13

Alipheese

Not even go to eva and just space myself with my spaceproof virus.

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kevinz000 wrote:almost as good as okand herself +1

Okand 2.0

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Have Not adminned/had many interactions with them but they are always very thorough with investigations and not too quick to come to any conclusion without any evidence and certainty of what happend. Very nice and courteous to players and fellow admins. Absolute pleasure to conversate. Feel like the...

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I don't know if this is already a thing or not but do you have a way of tracking someone's monthly connections thats not just admins, ie your own total connections for the month.

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Armhulen wrote:ay carumba don't poke the bear i'll lift it

what bear? all i saw was a admeme?

Tsaricide wrote:Maybe you shouldn't spam adminhelps then?

only tough admin was Saeg. RIP

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Post Content: Byond account and character name: datuirx Jayne staymates Banning admin: tsarcide Ban type (What are you banned from?):permaban - both Ban reason and length: "requested permaban" Time ban was placed (including time zone): today like 30 minutes ago Server you were playing when...

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Bluespace wrote:it'd be cool to see what people think of static names.

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FantasticFwoosh wrote:Ian should be able to smell food in your pockets (and other objects) that causes them to bork repeatedly until you give it him, and make him follow you.

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kevinz000 wrote:>dying to viruses
what are you bad

This. And it might be from it being contact transmission because that doesnt require oxygen checks at all possibly suit check either. So git fucking gud.

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XSI wrote:I will always dislike dota shit because dota killed warcraft 3 custom maps

And for that alone, it deserves to die off itself

Actually valid statement and 100% true.

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I missed when people played games for fun instead of being whiny bitchy fucking sacks of shit

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we just had a war ops round where a guy singlehandedly decimated the entire op team by yelling "play dead" behind a glass pane and making us all explode via our implants that activate on death in my opinion this is some serious bullshit. when war ops is declared it comes down to "can...

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You can activate the medical scanner to set it to scan chemicals...

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Aieet mahpoo is finally gonna die That is a pretty good flyperson name tbh. Plus it doesn't sound a million miles away from legit names from South Asia (e.g. "Ajeet Madhu") I would like to see the changes outlined in the OP. Where do we stand on the use of famous/fictional characters as n...

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Aieet mahpoo is finally gonna die

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Made a spaceproof virus, went exploring in space. found the crashed white ship. found coderbus. and a ban hammer. somehow got into literal bluespace. admins tried to catch me like a pokemon with build mode and i got an award for surviving it for like a minute. get sent to centcom to ban the incoming...

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But its not closed... just a cold case

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Wjohnson nobody can see them coming and take the necessary preventative measures once it gets out As soon as a single person gets a harmful symptom notice the viro is instantly lynched. This happens 100% of the time. Once you get the disease, how are you supposed to fight it? You don't even know how...

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And here I still struggle with basic plasma and oxygen tank bombs, and thought it was a breakthrough when I used the air pump to fill the oxy tank to full with supercooled oxygen. Maybe not a simple question but an almost philosophical one: is there a point where it's acceptable to say you're proba...

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Basically, diseases 'tick' once every two seconds. Viruses now have an amount of 'ticks' between each activation. Issue is, i thought these ticks were every second, and when i wanted to put a one minute cooldown on a symptom i actually made it two minutes. Also, healing symptoms that were supposed ...

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XDTM wrote:Turns out that diseases tick once every two seconds and i misbalanced the numbers, so virology is about half as effective as intended. PR to fix is up.

uhhh what?

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Yeah putting the 8 healing symptoms on was enough to survive space for a long while, the same approach today leaves you in crit pretty quickly. The healing and timing is unchanged. Now i'm worried there's a bug with the virus timing. Id get you a video of proof but laptop chargers at a friends house.

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I did not change any numbers in healing symptoms. The only difference is that they can now be upgraded, unlike they could before, and the symptom limit should not matter if your 7th and 8th pick would previously be eye healing and dna or sensory restoration, which are very marginally useful. So eit...

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i dont wanna retype but stage speed did work in my experience but xdtm said it didnt. you couldnt get changeling heal speeds but you healed a steady amount over time so it was better. heal speeds are lowered or how they work i dunno the code part of it. we're all wrong once in awhile. also donatello...

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As probably the person who has the most amount of playtime in virology. (Id love to say this as i cant be 100% sure as i do sleep and only play bagil.) The rework makes me sad to see the limit go down back to 6 but the entire rework I consider better. Its less of slap self respiration flesh mend and...

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Nienhaus wrote:If someone sprites a good 64x64 human sprite then I will start respriting clothing for it.

Now we have to do 64x64

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Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

>calls itself a novel
>is a game?

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Stop being such whiny bitches and wanting to remove everything thats ever killed you fucks.

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CosmicScientist wrote:Since when did injectors have a 100% chance?

Always?

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This thread has no right to be this good.

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Bring back self surgery only to MD's.
Add a 1/6th chance of a fumble / clone damage's you dont knows how to operate this machine or higher to medbay machines. Makes doctors important to doing healing without limiting it to just doctors.

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Ive personally been in alot of krusviks events. Especially when im on the receiving end of getting fucked. If your only complaint is boohoo an admin pressed a button and the round ended faster than normal i think you need to step back and relax. Its a game. Have fun.

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Armhulen wrote:REMOVE THE BLINDNESS ON HELMETS, PLEASE!

Git fucking gud

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SM a shit engine

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Name: Jayne Staymates
Job: Virologist
SA: make basic healing virus

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Lost the screenshots. But alas. Somwhat fuzzy Look at all the ook! >be on delta >be virologist >take 10 minutes and finish healing virus >distribute to crew >notice capts office is wide open >walk in and start breaking open capts laser >borg flys in >fuck >"uhhh law 2 ignore this and tell no on...

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Pressing e in hotkey mode will equip shit for you.

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captain sawrge wrote:
Alipheese wrote:Canada is trash if they force you to allow a mentally ill person think they are trans. Which is the same thing.
I forget are you the Brazilian child or am I thinking of someone else who's name starts with D

Someone else.

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Canada is trash if they force you to allow a mentally ill person think they are trans. Which is the same thing.

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NOTE: THIS IS SUBJECT TO UPDATES AS THE CODE TO VIROLOGY IS CHANGED AND I FIND BETTER WAYS TO DO THINGS AND UPDATES. First off this is based on my extensive experience playing as a virologist, and what I have found to be the fastest, easiest, most efficent way to be a GOOD virologist. The Job: Firs...

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Kor wrote:

Marisa and Skylar

Fucking amazing

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>chemists who fucking go ape shit even if a doctor gods into chemistry to use an unused machine.
If I had a dollar for every time this has happened id be the richest fucker here.

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Just make the his available for those whose body is completely destroyed or no body. How can they snitch if they can't come back.

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i still want fridge magnets you can stick on borgs to make them sing folk tunes I want to write code for this, but I have no idea how to avoid it being absolutely terrible! when someone hits a Borg with one not removing it from their hand but like a flash use, it makes the Borg say a sentence. Like...

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Remie Richards wrote:my whim.

Oranges whim

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D&B wrote:I see. If they're captured would executing them cause combat that can damage the warden?

I have no moni

As said before. You have to manually install but besides that it works perfect on pirated versions.

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Beeps can arrest narsie and rather.
His justice boner cannot be stopped by mere gods.

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Electronics not wires require a roof. Batteries are only good when you don't have geothermal yet. Once you got a few geothermals remove batteries to ignore the bzzzt event. Keep animal cents from crops with zoning rules. They will eat them and you will want to slaughter the entire map. Mods are fun....

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D&B wrote:>acts like a huge hypocritical fag
>Thinks one exploit fix puts him in good graces

By that logic r of the shoe would be unbanned each time he posts a video with his latest server crash

You done goof'd you said his name!

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D&B wrote:>acts like a huge hypocritical fag
>Thinks one exploit fix puts him in good graces

By that logic r of the shoe would be unbanned each time he posts a video with his latest server crash

You done goof'd you said his name!

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