/tg/Station 13

Timbrewolf

Yeah the recent update to make turrets not give off light is bullshit of the highest order. Makes wandering labs a complete toss up between spamming your control laptop every new room or just opening a random door into a .50BMG turret you had no way of knowing would be there.

Timbrewolf

They keep tacking bullshit on to the game to try to make it more difficult but the plentiful crafting options make it easier than ever. 1) Start game 2) Go outside, get ye rock 3) Smash some lockers and benches apart, craft like crazy. Makeshift crowbar and a weapon with reach attacks at least. 4) T...

Timbrewolf

Yeah it's on Switch and Epic Game Store

Playing this is akin to outing yourself as a manchild or chinese fortnite bot.

You tried to play the goose but you only played yourself.

Timbrewolf

I didn’t play before 1.0 but apparently they nuked performance while also somehow making the graphics look worse, and significantly changed the way weapons handle from this really cool, much more slower paced system that rewarded patience and slow shots into a generic FPS scheme. Yeah. I also didn'...

Timbrewolf

Also what the fuck happened to the performance?

I cant get stable 60fps after the newest patch with all my settings on low and 1080p. Tons of people complaining on Steam too.

Timbrewolf

Yeah it's a solid choice with its high capacity and ROF. I would prefer something like the Uppercut or Pax to give me a little more medium/long range slap since the Crossbow falls off hard and fast. The Officer's is great for closer fight follow up shots where they were outside lethal range of the b...

Timbrewolf

I'm that little fucker who plays solo and shoots you in the back with a crossbow then runs away instead of finishing your buddy. Even without boltthrower the crossbow is really good and fun. It's also pretty cheap for how powerful it is at only $90 cow-bucks. I also like it a lot. Finding a sidearm...

Timbrewolf

Fight a dang devil. Stab a cowpoke in the back for his pocket money. Look out for them crawdads in the water. Who put all these empty cans and broken glass everywhere fuck there go some more crows.

Timbrewolf

So far they haven't advertised any kind of bonuses for pre-ordering, or a discount.
So if you have any objections just fuckin' dont. No reason to fret over it.

Timbrewolf

Wow don't anybody start having fun in here or getting excited for stuff. Hey I never said you can’t be hyped for I’m saying that there’s no conceivable way the games gonna hold up to peoples stupid high expectations. CD Projekt Red has a track record for making GOTY’s but I’m just tempering my expe...

Timbrewolf

IkeTG wrote:cyberpunk is an inherently bad aesthetic

This trolling is so weak I can hear your Life Alert going off.

Timbrewolf

Wow don't anybody start having fun in here or getting excited for stuff.

Timbrewolf

This game's so old there's a video of PetetheGoat slipping on a nanner and falling out a window.

Good. Really good if you pile all friends in to fill both teams for stupid antics.

Timbrewolf

Didja preorder it yet /tg/?

What toppings you gonna get?

TSR is updating and releasing the pen and paper RPG system again under the name Cyberpunk Red and word is it is goode. Pizza you can enjoy with friend.

Timbrewolf

Beastmen Now Updoot: I haven't played in a hot minute so all these talent rebalances blew my mind. I know digg has been crying and screaming about the recent changes and patch but this looks fuckin' awesome? The talent changes sound like a ton of fun to play with. To be fair though they scream and c...

Timbrewolf

Which was a shame, Space Beast Terror Fright was a decent game (better than the actual space hulk game) It recently got another update to make it even more SPOOK. Aliums will now hide on the walls and sit still to fool your motion detector and try to blend in. Then bite you on the ass when you get ...

Timbrewolf

-snip- whoa dang. i'm sorry you feel that way? the discord really isn't that cool. I'm sure if you shook the tree here or in whatever /tg/-cord there is now you could gather a couple brave souls together to give the game a serious go. From what I've heard some pubbie servers will randomly have some...

Timbrewolf

My autism has decreased somewhat in my absence. Let's keep it that way and not ruin this thread.

Timbrewolf

Malkevin wrote:
If people didn't fuck around in SS13 it would be boring as shit, there'd be no game.
Go back to bay, faggot

I havent seen Malk get this angry at a white person in ages.

Timbrewolf

This strongly depends on who you're playing it with Suppose that's true. But outside of playing single traitor rounds on easy difficulty the game doesn't really have the "room" to goof around not just get in an endless loop mission failures over and over and over... If you don't really ca...

Timbrewolf

The worst-balanced or most out of place elements are all its attempts to copy or nod to SS13. People are ignoring traitor rounds to play co-op campaigns or PVP combat. They play much better andmore seriously, the game is better off without the lol randumb goofyness of spessmens. It seems counter-pro...

Timbrewolf

Hi it's good buy it bye.

Timbrewolf

Your tolerance for nauseated feelings is probably really high from looking into mirrors.

Spoiler:

Timbrewolf

>People actually get motion sick playing seated

Timbrewolf

Deitus wrote:i unironically only poop every 2-3 days tbh, yeah they're big but ive been doing this for as long as i can remember and ive never had any health issues

just mental health issues ayy gottem

Timbrewolf

I got home from work and tried to do the Grazyn challenge but immediately ran out of alcohol Jesus man calm down

Timbrewolf

wubli wrote:if loving is a crime then i'm guilty mr. judge

whaaaat's love got to do
got to do
got to do with it?

Timbrewolf

i wash my ass in the blood of my enemies

Timbrewolf

it's still a crime wubli you just cleaned up the evidence

Timbrewolf

>spending all day clawing at your asshole like a primate

vs

>wiping it with some paper and then discarding it

Timbrewolf

Grazyn personally sucks the toilet water up with a straw and then sprays it on your butt like Triple H.

Timbrewolf

From "hey guys how about bidets" to "America's actions during the Cold War would cause a chain of events that ruined my country" in four pages

Timbrewolf

wubli wrote:i just like being clean

I've never seen a bidet in person but if I ever encountered one I would definitely try it just to see.

Timbrewolf

I think it's just the absolute state of this community and the larger toilet subsection of the internet that every dumb argument or discussion of preference has to devolve to MY COUNTRY > YOUR COUNTRY screeching. Like this doesn't happen in a lot of other spaces but if you look through NTR and the w...

Timbrewolf

When you use the bidet does the water that come spraying up go through the toilet itself? Like are you just splashing toilet water on your body and calling that better? EDIT: I looked up some pictures and it's a separate fixture that's much better nevermind. I had pictured a geyser of water spraying...

Timbrewolf

I crawl up on the sink and squat like spiderman while splashing handfuls of water towards my perineum rate me.

Timbrewolf

DemonFiren wrote:>bullet-riddled
naw, anonhoe was verbally sniped
exactly one shot was fired, see

I was referencing this years shooting of XXXtentacion where like immediately after it happened people ran up to the body and snapped pictures of it, which were then pasted all over twitter.

Timbrewolf

bman wrote:
DrPillzRedux wrote:
Anonmare wrote:>Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic

Lol
then why did you get that boob job?
WORLD STAR, THIS NIGGA DEAD

Yeah just popping into this thread to take a selfie next to Anonmare's bullet riddled corpse

Timbrewolf

yall niggas need to watch katanagatari Yall been in a coma since 2010? What other hot new recommendations you got for us? Cowboy Bebop? FLCL? Speaking of: Go fucking read Goblin Slayer now before the fucking anime ruins it. [youtube]7qnhoB_cHSg[/youtube] The manga is fucking awesome and really well...

Timbrewolf

Why are people repeating shit I said months ago?

Read the fucking thread shitties.

The Wyverian Ritual is gay but if you can still use savescumming to look ahead on your decoration table fucking do that. Do it. You need to cheat to fix that awful fucking mess.

Timbrewolf

The evolution of the hut as a social space is something that ought to be studied The thing that was created as a jail for miscreants became the cool place to hang out by said miscreants to the point where the new punishment for bad behavior is to be banned from participating in the discussion that h...

Timbrewolf

Maybe it's just an Americunt thing that doesn't translate outside the country but the western themes and story I thought were great and I loved prettymuch every part of the game. I would imagine it's the same way that Britcucks and Europoors jerk it over any chance to be a medieval man and curtsy to...

Timbrewolf

Hammer is back to being insane. No idea exactly how that power charge works, but its making ground pound do some crazy fucking spin up. That new radial menu is super fucking useful. Shame there is no setting for camera controls on the D-pad, whilst keeping radial menu. Is stun(the kind players get)...

Timbrewolf

DrPillzRedux wrote:its not nice to call yourself that!

screaming

Timbrewolf

DemonFiren wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:How do you breed empires out of existence?
WE

CosmicScientist wrote:You and the rabbit do it together?

I love how completely and utterly the joke both Malk and DemonFiren made went sailing over your head.

Timbrewolf

iksyp wrote:
Timbrewolf wrote:I use Grinder with a LWBV plus SAW lmg build and I'm sitting on millions add me
lol nerd not using a kingpin build with a ICTV and 2 grenade launchers

>he can't even aim

Timbrewolf

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Timbrewolf

I use Grinder with a LWBV plus SAW lmg build and I'm sitting on millions add me

Timbrewolf

I think fungaloids are cool because they change the terrain to be that all white fungus and I can picture it being really still and spooky walking around in this quiet place with spores floating in the air and a thick blanket of greyish moss covering everything

Timbrewolf

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