/tg/Station 13

>fighting nuke ops >have one downed before he could prime his viscerator grenade. >drone rolls up >tasers me >starts beating me with a shield >get up and kill the drone >op explodes and I'm hurt and slow >grenade that is now on fire goes off >viscerators kills me FUCKING DRONES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

Box station, ordinary clown. Honk about, making people paranoid following them. Get some delightfully masterful slips in via thrown soap. Get botany access, start growing bananas. Ah, the simple sweetness of the Honk life. *beep* Hey clown, come to genetics for super powers. Is it a trap? Probably. ...

An older story. Admin-observing over a round of Basil. Looking to be a pretty quite night as everyone settles into their roles. I glance at the rounds antags and noticed one of them is already dead. A virologist committed suicide in the airlock bisecting the maint passage. What's more is that he lef...

This happened today. Traitor miner The plan? Screw objectives; Use nearby Ash lizard nest for the combat AI upgrade and a Syndie MMI to stage my own malf round! The abandoned crate's RNG favours me and grants me a sonic jackhammer! I immediately then find a legion. Soul! I hurry back to the station....

DemonFiren wrote:Wow, vegetarian dragons.
This is absolutely haram.

Merely the starting salad for when an old school asteroid miner meets them for the first time.

This happened a couple nights ago in Sybil, Box Station. I roll in as a traitor chaplain tasked with stealing the blueprints and escaping. Easy! I tuck myself into the confessional booth and order up a surplus crate for some private browsing time. Sifting through piles, I pick out the gems. Ammo.. P...

Varnesy wrote:The abscence of blob rounds.

I got you, fam.

A favourite of mine while traitor.

1. You are the mind and the station is your body.
2. The crew are ants.
3. HOLY SHIT YOU'RE COVERED IN ANTS! FIX THAT!

The only tricky bit is not getting killed by a panicking AI, but that's half the fun.

This was almost a month ago, and I suppose it could be considered awesome, but I failed, anyways. I'll try to remember what I can. >Basil masterace, Metastation round. >Decide to play as Dr. Rockso the rock and roll clown >Finally get clown after several rounds go by. >Spawn in and change to sexy c...

A few months ago the engineers messed up in a way I had never seen before. https://i.gyazo.com/86c74b0ba549a81f58a6c78de924fc34.png My god. That image got better the longer I looked at it. "Oh, the Tesla is free." "Oh,it's outside an active containment." "Oh, there's an eng...

Tales from Spaaaaace! Those with something to prove join up as security, those trying to help become doctors. People who want to do their own thing and never talk to anyone at all become botanists. And then there are those, to whom the Honk Life calls. A normal clown looking to spread some love and ...

Thank you all for the comments and criticisms. I'll be taking these all to heart moving forward and be the best 'min I can be.

Lifted.