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by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Feb 26, 2024 11:44 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Security Metaprotections, Combative Crowds, And You
Replies: 23
Views: 1934

Re: Security Metaprotections, Combative Crowds, And You

Ask the HOS for his box of flashbangs if your target is hanging around in a mob and the rest of sec dont wanna help you make the arrest.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:31 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut
Replies: 78
Views: 3572

Re: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut

NecromancerAnne wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:59 pm
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:12 pm Handling your own ticket is a bit cringe tho.
iain0 and iansdoor are different people, dorsi!
i thought it was weird nobody was mentioning that. how did I not know theyre different people
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:12 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut
Replies: 78
Views: 3572

Re: security officer cannot articulate probable cause nut

imagine if theyd just asked the CMO why an assistant was in viro and let him handle this departmental access issue. EZ resolution. except they didnt do that because what they clearly ACTUALLY thought was 100% "I think theyre blood brothers because why else would someone be hanging out where the...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:56 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Antagonist handholding AKA Heretics
Replies: 32
Views: 2607

Re: Antagonist handholding AKA Heretics

heretics arent fun to play against and sit in the awkward spot of "Just weak enough to get completely ignored if theres any major antag active but just strong enough that theyre hunted with relentless desperate fervour if there isn't." but saying that they're "handholdy" when onl...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:15 pm
Forum: Player's Headmin Election
Topic: Tegun - In nineteen ninety...
Replies: 6
Views: 1510

Re: Tegun - In nineteen ninety...

What's your sell, in your words, as to why should people who have been happy with the things happening over the last term vote you up instead of the returning headadmin who implemented these things in the first place? Secondly, you're not the only make-no-changes keep-the-lights-on candidate. How do...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:01 pm
Forum: Player's Headmin Election
Topic: LUKAS BEEDELL/ KIETH "4" THE PLAYERS.
Replies: 40
Views: 4939

Re: LUKAS BEEDELL/ KIETH "4" THE PLAYERS.

Man, toolbox 1v1 to play ban roulette seems like a silly "vote-me!" gimmick and not something that would plausibly be able to happen. Besides, why should people who are better at combat get shorter bans?
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: New Unarmed fighting move ideas!
Replies: 12
Views: 552

Re: New Unarmed fighting move ideas!

Timonk wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:57 am I wonder if byond is capable of 3D
its capable of isometric at the very least
by Not-Dorsidarf
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut
Replies: 108
Views: 5609

Re: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut

Seems like a pretty good outcome. Would have been a shame to see dragmeme go over this, theyre good stuff.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:40 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut
Replies: 108
Views: 5609

Re: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut

conrad's guarantee is indeed a lot better because hes being serious
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Feb 20, 2024 12:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut
Replies: 108
Views: 5609

Re: Manuelmin (the)drag(meme)s AI through the mud like a nut

I can guarantee if the HOS had killed the guy for destroying vital station equipment in response to the "event" he'd have eaten a weekban for "interfering with my event".
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:05 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Dwarf Fortress
Replies: 130
Views: 48403

Re: Dwarf Fortress

this thread will be the next home of Necroshoots
by Not-Dorsidarf
Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:47 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: HOW 2 CAPTAIN, COOL KIDZ ONLY! volume 1
Replies: 29
Views: 1547

Re: HOW 2 CAPTAIN, COOL KIDZ ONLY! volume 1

Rageguy505 wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:01 am you can mostly do the same thing with a holopad since head of staff id's make them automatically answer the call
Wait for real? Holy crap I never knew that.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:46 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd
Replies: 10
Views: 560

Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

"Carbons" is not an IC term is it? Its just a code path.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:07 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: the fucking Lancer thread
Replies: 51
Views: 1896

Re: the fucking Lancer thread

I recommend this if you wanna try out lancer https://compcon.app/#/ and https://retrogrademinis.com if you want a pixel mech that is pretty customizable The paid mode also lets you set theme colours/paintjobs for NPC mechs, so you can instantly make a themed force of villains https://i.imgur.com/03...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Colossal ore vent vs real NUTclear operative shuttle
Replies: 47
Views: 2800

Re: Colossal ore vent vs real NUTclear operative shuttle

What on earth is that updated note? That's a terrible note, and it isnt even much more accurate than the first terrible inaccurate note, while being massively more rude.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: the fucking Lancer thread
Replies: 51
Views: 1896

Re: the fucking Lancer thread

Lancer is hella fun.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:27 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: HIGH RISK ITEMS: Carry or Vault?
Replies: 39
Views: 1612

Re: HIGH RISK ITEMS: Carry or Vault?

Ian comes with me when I decide I wanna do an inspection because having him follow you is very cute
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:03 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: I FOUGHT THE LAW
Replies: 46
Views: 4352

Re: I FOUGHT THE LAW

snop while I am not opposed to this, this iteration of space law is meant to be an IC shield, and I am concerned that adding this line will lead to lawyers understandably ahelping instances of not being allowed to talk to a prisoner and result in a lengthy justification from both parties involved. ...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Feb 04, 2024 12:25 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: I FOUGHT THE LAW
Replies: 46
Views: 4352

Re: I FOUGHT THE LAW

I think that prisoners should absolutely be entitled to legal representation, though not automatically a trial. Sometimes its nice to have a lawyer on-side even if its just to commiserate and complain about how totally unfair sec are. I would change the lines Prisoners are permitted to seek legal re...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Feb 02, 2024 4:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: mentlegen antag codenut
Replies: 39
Views: 2073

Re: mentlegen antag codenut

looks like it will be very funny. Making the stolen items possible to buy back is inspired.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:45 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The BRAWLENING: Thoughts and Retrospectives
Replies: 64
Views: 3130

Re: The BRAWLENING: Thoughts and Retrospectives

I didnt even know this change was made and I dont think ive seen it in practice, i only see people beating the tar out of each other anyway.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Addition to Rule 6 Precedent 2
Replies: 39
Views: 3554

Re: Addition to Rule 6 Precedent 2

Bwoink anxiety is very real. Let’s not add to it further by hovering a ban over people who might just not feel comfortable adding their 2 cents. It’s hard to remember stuff. "Bwoink anxiety" is one of the most confusing things to me. I don't understand why people freak out over it. Most o...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:14 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Dalm's Nice Space Station 13 Art Thread
Replies: 18
Views: 3073

Re: Dalm's Nice Space Station 13 Art Thread

I saw this one, it's a great picture.

SS13 outfits rendered in full style is always cool, the engineering uniform is brilliant.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Jan 23, 2024 10:13 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Addition to Rule 6 Precedent 2
Replies: 39
Views: 3554

Re: Addition to Rule 6 Precedent 2

Definitely a rule to be carefully worded to avoid incredibly stupid bans down the lane.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:20 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What Good comes from polcon?
Replies: 36
Views: 2098

Re: What Good comes from polcon?

Justice12354 wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 12:12 am I use polcon to sort out my love interests. I send them all in there and see how they interact. If they type more than 3 messages, they're disqualified
If you don't love yourself, what foundations can you build on?
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: What theoretical SS13 Merch do you want?
Replies: 50
Views: 3193

Re: What theoretical SS13 Merch do you want?

NT/syndicate/clown/mime pins would rock.

T shirt printed like a greyshirt outfit with ID and toolbelt might be cool.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:34 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Is Regal Rat an antag?
Replies: 18
Views: 3498

Re: Is Regal Rat an antag?

regal rats are a big stinky rat that breaks things, raises an army of rat minions, and causes as much nuisance as it thinks it can get away with without the sec team rolling up and obliterating it. Maybe it eats lone stragglers in maint with the rat horde, maybe it invades the kitchen and demands ch...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:26 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Hydrogen Borg gets zapped to oblivion, bwoink ensues.
Replies: 32
Views: 5224

Re: Hydrogen Borg gets zapped to oblivion, bwoink ensues.

Bringing a tank of flammable gas to the emergency escape shuttle and plugging it onto an atmos system definitely seems to qualify as the sort of thing that sec can blast people for without typing "Do not kill us all, You, Specifically, Borg 146" and waiting to see if it listens.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:22 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Corporate Downsizing, YOUR input requested!
Replies: 32
Views: 2193

Re: Corporate Downsizing, YOUR input requested!

I feel like heads aside, you can bring it down to just the core role for engineering, medbay, science, and sec (Engineer, Medical Doctor, Scientist, and Sec Officer), plus clown + janitor for service. But what about cargo and silicons? Are their whole departments worth letting go? I feel like if we...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 15, 2024 5:54 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Corporate Downsizing, YOUR input requested!
Replies: 32
Views: 2193

Re: Corporate Downsizing, YOUR input requested!

I feel like heads aside, you can bring it down to just the core role for engineering, medbay, science, and sec (Engineer, Medical Doctor, Scientist, and Sec Officer), plus clown + janitor for service.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:05 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Peanut
Replies: 103
Views: 15263

Re: Peanut

sorry bud, you've had a circle drawn around you, you're basically an interchangeable faceless shitter now.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:24 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: [BOUNTY] The Quirkening
Replies: 12
Views: 6691

Re: [BOUNTY] The Quirkening

replace the "gun nut" one with "Legally American". Forces your undershirt to the US flag one.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Jan 06, 2024 10:15 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Some mechanics stand in opposition to roleplay
Replies: 48
Views: 27661

Re: Some mechanics stand in opposition to roleplay

Epinephrine is the medicine you use when you can't breathe.

Lexorin is the poison that makes you unable to breathe.

Seems obvious.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

When you appeal a ban theres a general expectation you wont be punished more harshly even if it turns out the ban was too lenient. If you ask for a review and in the process of the review the headmins find out that you were seperately a huge asshole doing things that you could be banned for, there's...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Jan 06, 2024 12:14 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Savage Security Speedster Sabotaged by Scheming Shotgun scheme
Replies: 199
Views: 254185

Re: Savage Security Speedster Sabotaged by Scheming Shotgun scheme

Another thread resolved by the banning admin suddenly realising they actually were wrong all along and subconsciously knew they were making a mistake and hadn't properly considered it during the very long and detailed ticket or their thorough rejection in the thread which they scoured and edited log...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:34 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Savage Security Speedster Sabotaged by Scheming Shotgun scheme
Replies: 199
Views: 254185

Re: Savage Security Speedster Sabotaged by Scheming Shotgun scheme

My technical question is: How is it possible that Jaiden critted the lawyer (at 42 hp) with two rounds of rubbershot (15 brute maximum each if all pellets connect)? You can actually see in the posted logs that the lawyer when he is "critted and dying of oxygen loss" has 10hp remaining, and...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:18 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Savage Security Speedster Sabotaged by Scheming Shotgun scheme
Replies: 199
Views: 254185

Re: Savage Security Speedster Sabotaged by Scheming Shotgun scheme

Wow, that note is aggressively misleading even given the context of the banning admin's arguments in the appeal.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 6:49 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Asimov AI Players are too nice!
Replies: 43
Views: 24050

Re: Asimov AI Players are too nice!

I open doors for nonhumans if they're polite, which recharges my politeness meter from the roundstart human assistant powergamer demands.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 6:20 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

why did the person who posted a better version of my command delete their post, tragic.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 6:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

DATAxPUNGED wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:56 pm What is the command, if you don't mind me asking?

Code: Select all

type "source.txt" | findstr "target phrase" > "result.txt"
If the result file doesnt already exist, windows will make it for you.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:53 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

bless u, i accidentally submitted early and went back to edit rather than just delete - it's still a mess, but thank you for making it less so yeah, if you save logs to a textfile, you can use Windows' commandline/powershell/whatever to make a second textfile with only lines that contain your targe...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

i really need to slim this my posts down god damn - Snip - The quoted snippet, now only containing logs involving you for the sanity of readers [2024-01-04 11:36:48.696] ATTACK: Higgin/(Hali Psy) (mob_3352) grabbed Matthew201004/(Alice Sorrell) passive grab (NEWHP: -23.9) (Medbay Treatment Center (...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 5:19 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

Not sure what the grenade comment is about, it isnt allowed to throw a room exploding bystander-killing super grenade in a self defense squabble at ANY point, so saying they should have waited until crit (when they cannot use the grenade) to use the grenade seems irrelevant. Like yeah, AniMyu was ge...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: we hate everyone
Replies: 20
Views: 7813

Re: we hate everyone

Very good.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: we hate everyone
Replies: 20
Views: 7813

Re: we hate everyone

what about frogs tho
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:11 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

whys he ranting in a manuelcord anyway.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 4:00 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: we hate everyone
Replies: 20
Views: 7813

Re: we hate everyone

froge
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:34 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back
Replies: 125
Views: 84442

Re: Throwing peanuts at cats until they fight back

Also admins admit they're wrong all the time . They make mistakes, they misread the situation and apply overzealous bans, they ban the wrong ckey because they had a different player panel open than they thought they did, and so on. Read through the resolved appeals sections and take a look to see th...