/tg/Station 13

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Purged silicons are, as far as I have been able to determine, not under duress to minimise harm to people who appear to be trying to give them laws/hurt them, especially when these people have the intent to attack/kill the person who freed you and who you have been working with, and especially when ...

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My favorite job is atmos tech. I play it when I need to cool off.

If I roll traitor, I help everyone else cool off.

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Code RED
code ORANGE
code YELLOW
code GREEN
code BLUE
code INDIGO
code VIOLET
code ULTRAVIOLET

Attention troubleshooters!

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I coded it once but then I had to nuke my git and lost all interest in it.

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That started off really knowlegeable then descended into incomprehensible madness.

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We had this but smaller on eff3, and nobody ever touched it.

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I need a sprite for a bullet-hose gatling gun.

No reason.

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Fun fact if you shine it at all the cams in an area the AI goes nuts because it gives it the same set of messages/disabled cams that an EMP does. pull the fire alarm too for that special touch.

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Oh hell yes. Single-handedly making lone vigilante hunters of lings impotent and in fact doomed?

Get in the lynch mob with the rest of the crew, assistant.

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I laugh when I see people saying "Just space the ion rifle/HOS with the proposed instant-win gun/captain/entire sec force", it's basic gameplay". If you can space the ion rifle on a 70-pop sybil round with full security, I'm impressed. Taking down the HOS, who is almost never alone, h...

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Owzat

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And people complain about our coders.

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BRB giving ian 10,000 HP and making Runtime tear your skin off when attacked

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That's what the blast doors are for.

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Or using wirecutters on the dorms bedsheets.

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if you have insulated gloves the chance should be less (But it's still easy to poke yourself or touch the rod with a part of you that isn't gloved.

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I agree on swapping medical and sec - having those three right next to the bridge is just asking for an enthusiastic bomber to blow up the access to all three.

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>start round
>be robo
>do robo stuff
>holy shit syndieborg
>swipe card, jump behind mech charger
>crowbar jump behind mech charger
>jump out, take two SMG hits, claim his battery
>he gets mad and gets roboticist access to syndieborgs permanently removed

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piratepad is a good real-time auto-saving postbin-like.
If whoever wanted it is still around.

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Replace Ian with "Regulator", a goliath which tries to kill you every time you open a clown slot

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Stun prods should have a 10% chance of stunning the user and another 10% chance of stunning the user and the target. It's a stick with a prong and a battery attatched, after all.

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Ghostbusters III: Assistant Busters

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It could have something like the wizard's Repulse spell, so that the monster has to be caught from outside the repulse range, or you risk being thrown into a wall, which means you have to do it in a somewhat open area, which again increases the chance of being caught. Or hell, there could be two TEA...

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The dark god metacide rouses from his sleep
The basillians are forced from their homeland as refugees to the Box.
Their refuges in assstation and eff3landia have been crumpled.
The Goons walk the land, corrupting all that they touch.

Truly, the end times have come.

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That's why you debrain your moider objectives and make them into cake/research

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Also bluespace-beaker potassium-water grenades can set to trigger by prox and then hidden in a backpack. or set with moustraps and put on the floor in a box or something

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flurosulfuric is literally just polyacid but renamed to fit in with 'iamgoofball's new chemical naming system' (IE: shit)

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Jet boots. Make you run faster in low pressure areas regardless of suit bulkyness but require to be refilled with gas and use gas at 21kpa. Have the capacity of 2 standard oxygen tanks. Yes. Please do not disturb consistency of game with mining equipment. Diamond drills being available at mining ma...

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forking the codebase will Not Work(tm).

We tried it.

it was fun as hell.

Results are in: The codebase on the less-popular server will die.

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I was going to make the RIPLEY faster at some point, but I gave up due to not getting git.

Now that I got to get git, I might as well make it faster again. Maybe with a kinetic accellerator attatchment or something. Do they have those yet?

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"Explosive Decompression"

Hah. In tgstation13, the atmosphere is made out of thick soup, and moves like treacle.

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https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/7389 "Supermatter shards are an administrative nightmare. They're far too easy to grief with with insufficient logging to help us catch the culprit. Mobs get deleted when they touch the shard so they lose the evidence that was stored there too. Mo...

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Voted no because "flagship trekchems with overdosing effects, downsides, and addictions" is pretty much just saying "I will make the current chemicals apply on ingestion".

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It'd be swell if I could get a sprite for https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/7476 that people don't claim looks like a big nuclear egg.

Some sort of interface console maybe?

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-insert names of newchem chemical here-

Clownium - if you have it in your system, all you can say is HONK

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But the whole point of this is that you don't move the damn thing - it's built-in. Why would a laptop on a roller-table be immovable?

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I think that it shouldn't have a time limit, but rather, the captain has to fill out a reason why he wants the nuke to be armed, and treat it like the communications array (I:E: Open season on people who mess around with it)

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The code, as with all nuclear devices, is ADMIN until varedited.

Good luck entering that on a number pad.

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http://oi57.tinypic.com/2n8u6oo.jpg Thoughts and opinions? This is literally an anchored child of the nuclear bomb (Slightly old pic, now looks better) The idea is that the captain can request the code from the admins from the comms console (code red only, maybe it will be used now), and then you ge...

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Vekter, WJ used one that I dont recall the name of while making MO13

I've been stopgapping this problem by occasionally reading off important PRs in OOC.

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The above, but subract "Glorified".

You're a roomba with a toolbox.

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Stop-killing-us-all-on-badger-yes-we-know-you-can/10

As an admin he seems cool. Maybe a little anti-sec though.

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It's a belt slot because the only point of it is so you dont have it hanging from your hips, not to boost your inventory. Also it aint gonna work like on Bay, because according to everyone I heard when we were discussing this, the relevant code is "awful", "bad", "Not up to ...

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Floor closet: Making bodies even easier to hide is not a good thing Target ID tracker: No. Go look for them yourself. Signal Jammer: No. Use one of the bafrillion other ways you have of instantly killing someone without anyone knowing Thermite charge: This is what C4 is now, but less loud. Holograph...

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They should be a CMO and HOP only item.

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I try to mention big PRs in OOC as often as I can to make sure as many people as possible know what's going on, but the best way to find out what's incoming is really just to bookmark the Github page and tab in once every few days. I also don't like how big changes that maintainers like are being pu...

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I'm pretty sure the electropack used to do burn damage, something like 5 per shock. Don't know if it still does.

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I vote the 3*3 singuloth array as our new power supply. It starts with the middle one prepared, and you have to build more and more because the station's power requirements slowly increase and then when you reach 3*3 the shuttle is autocalled and they're all set loose. Still a better engine than sup...

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That's not an awful idea. Make it bolt EVERY airlock instead, and crush anyone inside an open one. It also plays delta alert and teleports the AI to the gulag and sets the gamemode to Ragin' Mages and Highlander is activated.

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0TC-Fuck-Nonium: A super-potent poision which causes the computer of anyone who suggests making traitors able to do even more of changeling's unique features to disintegrate in real life.

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