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by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:18 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Imaginary 1000 player station
Replies: 78
Views: 34327

Re: Imaginary 1000 player station

Common channel is only vital for the grey tide. Everyone else but the clown has departmental radio.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:15 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: New Silicon Policy, /Silicons Policy General/
Replies: 131
Views: 34167

Re: New Silicon Policy, /Silicons Policy General/

Suggested addition: Anyone who appends a direct order with "AI Law 2" when the AI is on asimov auto-gibs.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:14 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Ban drones from going on Shuttle
Replies: 50
Views: 14286

Re: Ban drones from going on Shuttle

Drones are already valid to beat up and steal their tools, you know, right?

I don't see why it's a big enough deal to waste time on a policy discussion, seeing as several admins already ban for it.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:26 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [OLD POLL]Config Poll: Enforce Human Authority
Replies: 81
Views: 19034

Re: [POLL]Config Poll: Enforce Human Authority

Rev must be hilarious with this.
"AI, crush the lizard RD in the door until vital signs cease".
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:25 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Traitor Items
Replies: 105
Views: 33209

Re: Traitor Items

Uh, there is no alert for pickpocketing or reverse pick-pocketing. Even the pocketee only gets a message if they or the pocketer move while they're doing it.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:59 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Telescience & Coordinate Maps - Now for NTSL!
Replies: 73
Views: 58764

Re: Telescience & Coordinate Maps - Now for NTSL!

Trig is one of the only important parts of math, really.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:58 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Imaginary 1000 player station
Replies: 78
Views: 34327

Re: Imaginary 1000 player station

And the two engineering sec officers are wearing spacesuits, dual-wielding tasers in space outside the singularity array, blasting away the tide of assistant traitors in syndicate space suits as their ammo runs out, desperately trying to avoid the dreaded click-click-click which will signal the sing...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:54 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Detective should have undercover items
Replies: 17
Views: 4078

Re: Detective should have undercover items

Like the warden has any control whatsoever over sechuds. He doesnt even have spares.

PLACES TO GET SECHUDS:
1) cargo
2) arrivals office
3) sec lockers in the brig
4) sec officers
5) shitty HOPs
6)The HOS
7)The warden
8) science after 10 minutes
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:51 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Traitor Items
Replies: 105
Views: 33209

Re: Traitor Items

Just being able to put shit in people's pockets really fast or near-instantly is nearly a traitor item of it's own really. Here comes sec after you? Plop all your traitor items in the pockets of people in the hall! Activate a grenade, put it in their pockets, run! C4 for days! Put an emag in a greys...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:48 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Add a pill/patch dispenser between the Chemistry front desks
Replies: 28
Views: 6850

Re: Add a pill/patch dispenser between the Chemistry front d

Chemists who use their counters for meds are lazy. Sort your pills and patches by damage type. On the floor in front of the desk, preferably.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:46 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Fly the White Ship to the station
Replies: 43
Views: 11314

Re: Fly the White Ship to the station

How does it fit there? Whiteship is huge, it's the size of cargo bay.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:41 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Imaginary 1000 player station
Replies: 78
Views: 34327

Re: Imaginary 1000 player station

Meanwhile, the RD uploaded You Are The Only Human to the AI, and it's deathborgs roam the halls as the roboticists are forced to pump out more for the victims.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:40 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [OLD POLL]Config Poll: Enforce Human Authority
Replies: 81
Views: 19034

Re: [POLL]Config Poll: Enforce Human Authority

The big problem with lizard heads is that they sign up as captain/spawn as captain and immediately rush the upload to human all the lizards. And don't bother to Arr Pee beyond "Master race lizards :^)"
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:21 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Memorable Quotes
Replies: 1434
Views: 444783

Re: Memorable Quotes

← From Miss Tits (Mime):
*wink¨*
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 05, 2015 4:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: My first experiences as a HoS. AKA why being HoS sucks.
Replies: 45
Views: 11836

Re: My first experiences as a HoS. AKA why being HoS sucks.

And if you have the time, and I cannot state this enough, get a 10u synaptazine, 5u antitoxin, 10u hyperzine 10u DD 10u coffee chem implant. One for yourself, one for the captain, one for each sec officer who wants to be unstunnable, uncryostingable, and able to leap back up and taser that ebow fuck...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Jan 05, 2015 3:20 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Simple Questions Thread
Replies: 2095
Views: 541724

Re: Simple Questions Thread

No, the shuttle consoles, peoplearestrange.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:57 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: [Poll] Efficiency Station III permanence on Badger
Replies: 34
Views: 7411

Re: [Poll] Efficiency Station III permanence on Badger

Also the poll was at 11:15, then allura went on badger and told everyone about the poll, and it was 16:16 within about five minutes.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:37 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [POLL] Coder tryng to add Tajarans to /tg/
Replies: 45
Views: 12762

Re: Coder tryng to add Tajarans to /tg/ what do you guys thi

That's the most effort I've seen put into filler code.


Also holy shit this is real burn it.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:32 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [POLL] Coder tryng to add Tajarans to /tg/
Replies: 45
Views: 12762

Re: Coder tryng to add Tajarans to /tg/ what do you guys thi

Also, lizards were allowed in on the sole premise of "No more fucking aliens", so if by some miracle this isn't a joke, lizards will have to be reverted. Lizards haven't even filled their cover role that was used to get them in either, since they're less second-class citizens and more like...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:28 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: [POLL] Coder tryng to add Tajarans to /tg/
Replies: 45
Views: 12762

Re: Coder tryng to add Tajarans to /tg/ what do you guys thi

Look at the actual code, it's clearly a joke PR. + if(prob(50)) + message = pick( + "GOD, PLEASE", + "NO, GOD", + "AGGGGGGGH", + )+" " + message += pick( + "KILL ME", + "END MY SUFFERING", + "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE", + )
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:48 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: The new hunger system
Replies: 71
Views: 15669

Re: The new hunger system

But eating soley from vending machines isn't meant to be " a viable option". That was the whole point of this change. Just grab pun-pun and hop the desk.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:44 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Reduce the ease in making a phazon
Replies: 39
Views: 9001

Re: Reduce the ease in making a phazon

Yeah, Phazons should require the stuff from any anomaly core to make
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:41 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 919245

Re: Screenshots General

Goon is fun in a sort of "Holy fucking shit what is happening!?!?" way, which is why I play it when extended rounds on badger get too much.

Laggy and ugly though.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:36 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: Efficiency Station 3 Feedback Thread
Replies: 97
Views: 28237

Re: [poll] efficiency station 3 on badger

I find there aren't enough doors and stuff on this map.

Like, there's only one way into escape, and the chapel next door feels closed off and isolated. Maybe do a glass wall and a door? Same with the library. Huge wall all the way down, prevents library from being a through route
by Not-Dorsidarf
Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:39 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Bring our administration & coderbase into line with policy
Replies: 1
Views: 731

Bring our administration & coderbase into line with policy

Step 1) Go to admins.txt

Step 2) CTRL-F "Hornygranny"

Step 3) Replace with "[Holy/Heavenly/Hellish/Hard-ass/High/Hyper/Hotel/Hippo]granny"

Step 4) Your administration/codebase is now in line with policy.







Help it's late here
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:31 pm
Forum: Resolved Requests
Topic: Luck-Shitsec
Replies: 4
Views: 1880

Re: Luck-Shitsec

You neglected to mention here ( I was in this round ) That you had been coloring every damn floor in the station. There was a solid carpet of multicolor crayon runes all the way from medbay foyer to mining, despite being told to stop repeatedly, and on one occasion shot by me ( The detective ), drag...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:14 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No longer admin]Bluespace
Replies: 141
Views: 37777

Re: Bluespace

Bluespace is real cool. One of my favorite admins (And quite often the only one I see around)
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:54 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Minor Suggestions
Replies: 3767
Views: 960118

Re: Minor Suggestions

That is a shifty awful stupid badbadbad idea psy. Just nonono.

Just because you get your jollies from bucklecuffing prisoners in interrogation and leaving them there doesnt mean that playershoulf be forced to spend forever in a small room with nothing to do.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:02 pm
Forum: Resolved Requests
Topic: Ban Request - Gunner Mull/Smallbubba
Replies: 4
Views: 2002

Re: Ban Request - Gunner Mull/Smallbubba

Borg here. He was pushing you around at which point you instantly issued death threats, firing your L6 SAW at random when the HOP threw a teargas grenade at you. Shortly after, he picked up the janitors gun and took a shot or two at you, at which point you beat / shot him to -90 hp, and would have k...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:08 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 852517

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

And you didn't even claim to be taking them to mining?
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:50 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 919245

Re: Screenshots General

KingLouisXIV wrote:I decided to log in late at night. Unfortunately, I get this...

http://puu.sh/8c30f


After some shenanigans later, my round turns into this.

http://puu.sh/8c6Rh

And then this.

http://puu.sh/8cayC
Spacing horseheader wizards is my personal hobby.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:07 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1066776

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Make "gud" an item, and the more gud you have in your inventory the less stun time you take and the faster you move.

gud can be extracted from assistants in the gibber - they produce 1 gud for each nonsuicided assistant gibbed.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:58 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Have I got news for you
Replies: 13
Views: 4415

Re: Have I got news for you

Beep boop law 1 emotions cause harm.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sun Apr 20, 2014 8:44 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: This is where we HONK
Replies: 68
Views: 49774

Re: This is where we HONK

knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooH
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:18 pm
Forum: NTStation Coding
Topic: Coding question: Exploding
Replies: 2
Views: 4248

Coding question: Exploding

Looking for some advice here: How exactly would I go about making a mob explode. Not just gib, but actually cause a explosion at its own location. If this is an easy question, I apologise, as I'm fairly new to the SS13 code.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:11 pm
Forum: Spriting and Mapping
Topic: Sprite Requests
Replies: 679
Views: 273809

Re: Sprite Requests

I need someone to code a DANGER: CLOWNS AHEAD sign, like the XENOS sign in mining.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:10 pm
Forum: Archived/Deleted
Topic: Bluespace
Replies: 13
Views: 4355

Re: Bluespace

Bluespace is real cool. One of my favorite admins (And quite often the only one I see around)
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:54 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 852517

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

I was an assistant in a cult round ages ago. I spent the whole round running about taking photos of sec beating prisoners or whatever and sending them to the AI.

It turned out it was onehumaned to the Captain.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:52 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3940
Views: 1066776

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:24 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Screenshots General
Replies: 2758
Views: 919245

Re: Screenshots General

Image

In case anyone was interested, and to start this thread off, here is Wjohnson's AI core with area overlay.
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:57 pm
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Singularity and the Gravity generator
Replies: 4
Views: 2069

Re: Singularity and the Gravity generator

I guess so. Perhaps make it work like NarNars and pick a random person to follow if there are no beacons. Thereby crew trying to work out who it is and making them stick on a suit and dance around the singulo like a monkey to prevent the shuttle from being nommed?
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:13 pm
Forum: NTStation Ideas
Topic: Singularity and the Gravity generator
Replies: 4
Views: 2069

Singularity and the Gravity generator

This suggestion is somewhat minor, but it would be cool if the singularity treated the gravity gen like a weaker singularity beacon until it was destroyed, ensuring gravity goes down to something other than power in the event of containment failure. This is extra-useful due to the fact that now ever...
by Not-Dorsidarf
Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:19 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Site ideas
Replies: 388
Views: 213167

Re: Site ideas

New title banner. Gives a more professional look.


Make it have the Ian with a captain hat somewhere on it because that sprite is so cute.