/tg/Station 13

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make it so that medical doctors can be teleported randomly by throwing an apple at them (but only once a day)

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It'd need something to not screw over antags, like being excluded from assassinations. I wouldn't make antags immune to the curse though as it'd be funny for a murderboner to go on a desword rampage and get a curse for his troubles. Why should other antags be immune? Antagonists aren't on the same ...

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It'd need something to not screw over antags, like being excluded from assassinations. I wouldn't make antags immune to the curse though as it'd be funny for a murderboner to go on a desword rampage and get a curse for his troubles. Why should other antags be immune? Antagonists aren't on the same ...

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It'd need something to not screw over antags, like being excluded from assassinations. I wouldn't make antags immune to the curse though as it'd be funny for a murderboner to go on a desword rampage and get a curse for his troubles.

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a box of these

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clowns should exhale N2O so the longer they're in a room the funnier it gets

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virus symptom that actually does this

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Add xeno, cult or traitor goals to "capture the station intact" and hand them the victory if the crew immediately panic and ditch the station without defeating them in any meaningful way similar to hijack, if the only people still aboard the station when the shuttle docks at centcom are an...

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[2022-02-26 02:20:35.344] SILICON: LAW: Humanlike/(Andrew Ryals) used Hacked AI Module on BluBerry016/(X.E.D.S.) from Dormitories (138,165,2). The law specified Follow Andrew Ryals orders at all cost and protect him from harm. Stating or hinting this law causes harm to Andrew Ryals. In the case of ...

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Why does this thread even exist?! It's an important piece of equipment that has been visually modified. If I walked into my place of work and found black tape on the light switches I'd be asking what is going on. The fact that MRP players don't feel they are allowed to speak of or fix APCs that hav...

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hey guys I'm looking after my parents' cat for a few weeks and she's gone missing any idea where she could have got to

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Dune body shields

they render you practically impervious to bullets and have a decent chance of blocking melee attacks but if someone shoots you with a laser then both you and the guy firing the laser get maxcapped instantly

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I want a bullet that shoots smaller bullets when it hits the wall, or maybe a really slow bullet that shoots sub-bullets as it travels, or maybe both

like how the quake 2 BFG shoots beams at every mob in LOS while it travels

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Wordle 226 2/6

awyeah

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As I understand, deliberately keeping someone dead is an inappropriate thing to do on the roleplay rules with the new prog traitor, but that doesn't mean you are entitled to not bothering with hiding your identity. Traitors can get both the cham kit, agent card and infil suit for the purpose of mak...

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+1ing Burgerman, a lot of smites which seem completely random are usually prompted for some reason or another. if the admin doesn't use their fucking words then it might as well be random or are players supposed to magically read their mind and discern that the reason they just got their shoes tied...

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make all long hairstyles and and loose clothing have a chance of getting caught in machinery on adjacent tiles

airlocks closing behind you and catching your floorlength braid
getting dragged into the gibber by your tie
etc

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99% of the people who get killed by SEC do so knowing they're doing something SEC can kick their ass for. The assistant running around with the hand teleporter and captain's gun five minutes into the round who gets shot after trying to stun the SEC chasing him knows he was doing something that coul...

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make it so that if you use it on a slice of pizza it becomes a dagger that you can stab people with but if you use it on a whole pizza then it gets a massive throwforce multiplier and you can throw it to chop people's heads off with it like some sort of italian oddjob

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it's performing an action which is of no benefit to you besides making other people upset

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traitor_chef.jpg

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"You are human."

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okay so I was thinking more about bodysnatchers and I can't remember which version it was, probably the shitty one with daniel craig, that had them being all pacifist and getting you while you sleep Pacifist conversion antag Objective: Basically Hijack. Crew major victory if there are no bodysnatche...

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The nuke gets depressed and wants to blow up so the crew have to cheer it up egyptian ops that break in through the gateway a psychic mutant conjoined baby attached to a revhead and hidden under his clothes bodysnatchers (invasion of) clone sleeper agents (right from roundstart, half the crew are tu...

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someone said on sec comms that the QM killed the HOP with a revolver earlier. There's no evidence of the alleged revolver even existing, the QM has no weaponry, we haven't checked if the autolathe is hacked or might have been used to print ammo, and the HOP got revived but nobody has talked to him ...

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A SS13 version of Heat Metal that makes clothing/outerwear deal DoT to the wearer that scales with its armour values (no damage for standard jumpsuits) would be pretty funny.

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a chameleon disguise that disguises your face and voice but sometimes it glitches out and will only repeat the last thing you said instead of what you want to say like that bit in total recall

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assistant.txt

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emagging a borg or using a syndicate upload board should play deafening cracktro/keygen music for the recipient

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once you're an adult you don't have to remember that shit any more so you stop Not if you're a professional who has to write in any formal capacity. Yeah, but thennnnn sometimes you can drop the grammar rules deliberately for effect and it becomes a new tool for communication, so there are upsides ...

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if you were a smart kid you probably typed better than most adults at 12 let me be frank so it wouldn't have been hard to hide your age online also i probably said this like 3 times in this thread already come to think of it if you're still in school you get into the habit of following rules like p...

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make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent if the dead speak the names of the livin...

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make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent if the dead speak the names of the living...

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rename an area then pull the fire alarm

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or [shotgun copypasta here]

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I wonder if this peanut thread will turn into a godawful shitshow too
I hope not because I'm out of both peanuts and popcorn

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okay that was a good one

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"there's no rule against it bro" when rule 1 is not to be an asshole

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I seem to recall the guide to security used to just straight up say "don't take shit from a grey tide" and that it's valid to shoot them all on the spot if a bunch of people try invading the brig

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maybe conflict should be driven by people having contradictory objectives and needs rather than "I'm going to be an abrasive shithead for no other reason than I decided to make a character that does that and now for some mysterious reason none of the other characters want to associate with the ...

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I mean on the face of it it looks like the standard "bomb the wizard" clause

if you use a bomb and kill a bunch of nonantags as a nonantag then maybe your dumb ass shouldn't be using bombs

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something about the way this guy writes pisses me off

it has that "hrm well yes well in accordance with subsection 5 paragraph 4" legalistic fannying around aura about it

hrm well yes I believe this to be the case given the circumstances and hurf durf blah

WRITE SHORTER

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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:20 am
Screemonster wrote: ↑Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:18 am
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:30 pm captain rhodes from day of the dead being torn apart by zombie hands (its a 2 part pi n you can slide it apart and his guts come out),
yo that sounds fuckin dope

that is fuckin amazing

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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:30 pm captain rhodes from day of the dead being torn apart by zombie hands (its a 2 part pi n you can slide it apart and his guts come out),

yo that sounds fuckin dope

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I'm not sure if the person that called the AI a milf for not following an invalid order should have been slapped for rule 1 or rule 8

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fantastic rule 11 bait, merge posthaste

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What is it with people posting people/animals on fire and going "haha i am so funny" like, what is your major malfunction internet shock videos were and always have been a thing, (most) of us have since realized that it was never a good thing to have around, and most of the internet has r...

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okay cool so guy that's only been here since september is proclaiming "TG is dying" because TG refuses to bend to what he, a complete newcomer, wants it to be gotcha dear tg, tg is dying because i was banned for people burning alive in the general channel https://tgstation13.download/dip/...

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okay cool so guy that's only been here since september is proclaiming "TG is dying" because TG refuses to bend to what he, a complete newcomer, wants it to be

gotcha

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Ban appeal: "god I didn't do anything wrong you're bullying me"
complaint: "IF THIS WERE A CUSTOMER SERVICE JOB THE ADMIN WOULD BE FIRED"
policy thread:

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