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what the fuck, the entire point of a bidet is to make it easier to wash your ass with soap, why even use a bidet if you're just spraying water on your ass, why even WASTE money and water and power for something like that if you're not gonna use it the proper way I feel like I'm taking crazy pills O...

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backlog of spoop games:
>machine for pigs
>penumbra overture/black plague/requium/necrologue
>metro 2033
>dying light
>darkwood
>scp: containment breach
>outlast
>spooky's house of jump scares

suggestions on which to do first?

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im downloading scp containment breach right now, ill post my backlog of horror later tonight and you guys tell me which to prioritize
im also probably gonna shell out for killing floor 2 when it inevitably goes on sale soon since i liked the original and my friends play it

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basically title, i want more horror games to add to my backlog of horror games i will never play since im a fucking PANSY bonus points for games that rely on atmosphere rather than jump scares 1,000,000 bonus points to whoever agrees to play cry of fear with my autistic self since ive always wanted ...

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we aren't even saying that bidets are bad, we're saying that you don't need it to survive. you make it sound like without a bidet you're ass will become nerve gas and you will die instantly I'm not the one who spread fake news in this thread about bidets, saying they blast your ass with cold water ...

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Yeah the granola should be enough fiber. That's a decently balanced diet. Well done. i need to start exercising though so i can lose some weight. i usually dont consider myself fat so much as just overweight for my build but im starting to straddle the line pretty hard, planning to unironically sta...

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THE MADMAN

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:Boys dont have periods

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i unironically only poop every 2-3 days tbh, yeah they're big but ive been doing this for as long as i can remember and ive never had any health issues just mental health issues ayy gottem What the fuck are you eating that you only poop every 2-3 days. Boy get some fiber in ya. i actually eat a lot...

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CitrusGender wrote:not a bad idea

its fucking perfect and you know it, this much rage and autism is what the reserves were made for

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>implying girls poop

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im aware that evolution goes up due to when you "start" with sheltered and im fine with it fighting tougher zeds, its just juggs in particular that are so ridiculously hard to kill. also im doing my best to learn the game the """"""""""&quo...

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i unironically only poop every 2-3 days tbh, yeah they're big but ive been doing this for as long as i can remember and ive never had any health issues

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ive been maybe sorta getting better? slowly. i had a really good thing going one run until i fought a hulk but realized too late that i forgot to grab extra ammo for my shotgun from my cart, thankfully he kindly escorted me through a few walls back to it, what a guy it still boggles my mind that she...

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ever since it has been added i have never once seen it used for anything other than griefing and generally making people's lives a pain. why do we keep it around? >the janitor needs it there are plenty of water tanks around for him to use. >just set the air alarms to scrub it >just crowbar the tiles...

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this needs reserves preservation admins please

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BUT BUT BUT MY SOFT TUSHIE MIGHT GET IRRITATED BY THE PAPER RUBBING AGAINST IT AND IT WILL MAKE MUHAMMED'S DICK HURT EVEN MORE WHEN HE DRILLS MY PROSTATE- some european guy im using low-quality public college bathroom toilet paper that probably also doubles as sandpaper for the woodshop club but iv...

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why does this have this amount of replies

just wipe until you're clean, end of story

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never used a bidet before, never had a problem with toilet paper getting me clean

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When most of the crew have migrated to the white ship, and the captain asks "Where is everybody?" Usually followed by the cacophonous chorus of crewmembers calling for a recall >mfw calling the shuttle and listening to all the children wail for a recall https://i.imgur.com/CM8ZhN0.gif

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i personally dislike catpeople and if you disagree then

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so they made it now so you see the entire area around you even if it's blocked from sight in what i assume is a kind of "last known condition" state which is pretty fuckin goat for clearing out big structures like mansions and shit to make sure you dont miss any rooms. also fuck skele jugg...

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managed to finish my horn set today after a bit of luck with a meld https://i.imgur.com/qzYVNbx.jpg not pictured are (unupgraded) teostra's orphee and xeno mansheena for vaal and kush hunts, respectively. im kind of leery to get into other weapons since the "meta" on pc is below what has a...

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Wouldn’t last a week tbh

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necro because ive been getting back into this a little and its changed a decent amount, new doggo spc is fun to play as and against

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70 people on server. No security. Only HoS, who is afk. 5+ tide raid Captains office within 30 seconds of round start. Non antags. Steal access. Steal shit. Corner Captain who is alone defending herself. Lots of people die. Captain dies. 6 minutes pass. The is not a rare thing. Every, fucking round...

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E.V.I.L=
all villains is lizards

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been getting back into this since MHW is wearing a bit thin for now, found a megastore early on and decided to try for it before realizing there was a platoon of zeds inside. luckily though they're all just basic ones so far, so i've just been using the bushes in the field to kite them all and whack...

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Grazyn wrote:I like to "accidentally" push the janitor cart aaall the way down the hall. They can never tell if I did it on purpose or if I was just too lazy to strafe

>not putting your janicart in a corner where it cant be pushed
you must be up against some scrub jannies tbqh

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if they ever do try to pull something i always give them a single warning of "stop" or "give it back" first. if you dont, have fun orbiting me and whining in ghost chat, not even "muh escalation" can help you then.

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janitor is great robustness practice >find a mess >set up a perimeter of wet floor signs >begin mopping >point at signs silently whenever someone inevitably slips >if someone attacks you or steals your stuff you have a free pass to beat the absolute shit out of them if im ever feeling rusty i can ju...

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>hey bob how should we make rathian the stupidest fucking monster ever >i dunno dan how about we make it super poisonous and stun fucking all the time >good idea bob then we can make it so it also breathes fire so the player can be on fire, poisoned, AND stuck in a stun chain >good shit dan, but we...

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>hey bob how should we make rathian the stupidest fucking monster ever >i dunno dan how about we make it super poisonous and stun fucking all the time >good idea bob then we can make it so it also breathes fire so the player can be on fire, poisoned, AND stuck in a stun chain >good shit dan, but we ...

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i hate rathians so fucking much goddammit literally the worst fucking wyvern variant fucking hell whoever made rathian and thought it was a good idea needs to be slapped in the fucking nuts god fucking damn

FUCK RATHIANS

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ok i laughed

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i-i guess

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>read story about a man living in his family house
>man's house has a spirit
>he fucks it
>house spirit gets pregnant
>house spirit gives birth to a second floor
>he keeps fucking the house spirit
>ends up making a skyscraper
japan what in the actual fuck is wrong with you

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i hate teostra so fucking much goddammit literally the worst fucking elder fucking hell whoever made teostra and thought it was a good idea needs to be slapped in the fucking nuts god fucking damn

FUCK TEOSTRA

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i am actually drowning in gems like im trying for scales or claws and shit and the games like "NAW FAM YOU NEED MORE WYVERN GEMS LMAO, WHATS THAT NOW YOU NEED TEOSTRA CLAW PFFFT HERE TAKE LITERALLY TWO GEMS IN ONE HUNT XD" just please stop these things are supposed to be rare, why cant i b...

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got the pickle hunting horn but now i have too many deviljho gems help

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What all is missing on pc that consoles have right now anyway?

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*LOUD CLOMPING OF SHOES THROUGH HALLWAY*

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mildly to moderately burnt out on MHW, tf2, warframe, and ss13 (the one round i came back for today wasnt really fun even with some fairly good admin memes) so ill probably put those on the backburner for a while as i wait for some game to take hold on me to binge on next. until then ill probably ju...

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This just seems like a feature few people would use aside from greyshirts voting for clown tech every round and overall just slowing down research as a whole De-fund it If you weren't fucking illiterate you could have realized in his own post he mentions only heads of staff calling the votes >heads...

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what in the actual fuck is dm;ca? are we getting sued again?

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This just seems like a feature few people would use aside from greyshirts voting for clown tech every round and overall just slowing down research as a whole
De-fund it

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Techwebs were a mistake tbh
Almost as big as secborg removal

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