/tg/Station 13

Sligneris wrote:I join the /tg/station server in search for ye catgirl

Silly, there are no catgirls on /tg/station server

Thunder11 wrote:I pet myself

You pet yourself

calzilla1 wrote:Write complaint against Icepacks after making a successful ban appeal

You write a complaint and icepacks gets deadmined

GarlicBread wrote:I dunno search trashworld for tutorial catgrille

You search the world for tutorial catgrille

But your combat level is too low.

Pascal125 wrote:I'm allowed to play Security as a Digitigrade because i'm better then you.

Nobody can defeat me. I am The Lizard.

I don't need shoes when i got balls.

*drops glass shards in hallway*

Qbopper wrote:>person who is banned is attempting to stir up drama in policy

just lock the thread please

Didn't you deadmin due to goof winning for some time?

catpeople have no disadvantages in sec forces due to having bowman headsets

I pet ye catgirl You reach out to pet ye catgirl But you cannot pet ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to pet I lewd the catgirl in the blue door room You try to lewd ye catgirl in the blue door room But you cannot lewd ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to lew...

Sligneris wrote:I mew at ye catgirl

you mew at ye catgirl

it mews back

Reopen and merge the pr removal You try to reopen the PR You are not a maintainer make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game You make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game Some people get upset try going through the blue door You go through the blue door, ye ...

Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl

You PR the removal of catgirls

It gets closed

iamgoofball wrote:

Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl

You PR the removal of catgirls

It gets closed but maintainers are even more salty than the last time

Sligneris wrote:mew

mew

Go back through the red door and rifle through the trash like a degenerate You find a RED KEY You put it in your inventory yell that if ye cattegyrl gets its ass to where i am right now there is fancy feast waiting for it You yell at the hologram It doesn't respond Start nyaa-ing You start nyaa-ing...

oranges wrote:lewd the cat girl a third time

you try to lewd the hologram for the third time

but you can't get it up

DemonFiren wrote:identify ye catgirl
ye handy chart

Spoiler:

ye catgirl is not a furry

its ye catgirl

I attempt to set the gravity plating to "invert" as a way of turning the ceiling into a floor, thus granting me access to the holopad. You attempt to find gravity controls But you can't find any in this room Go through the red door, and thus, the red pill You go outside It smells like sew...

Look for exits There is one red door to your right And one blue door to your left Realize you are ye catgirl. You try to convince yourself that you're indeed ye catgirl you don't know if it worked or not Commit suicide You try to commit suicide but you can't find the hopline I pull out my laser poi...

you try to lewd the hologram

fortunately for the catgirl its not a two way hologram

you try to use ye hacking skills to disable the hologram

the projector is mounted on the ceiling which your spessmen brain is incapable of processing

you pull out ye incendiary grenade and try to burn ye catgirl

you just confirmed that its indeed a hologram

you try to pet the catgirl

you realize its just a hologram of ye catgirl

the room is dimly lit enough for the grue to be repelled

you must pet ye catgirl

the room is dimly lit and there is a small table in front of you with ye catgirl on it

what do you do

Byond account and character name: Wilchen, Sherrie Williams Banning admin: Owegno Ban type (What are you banned from?): server ban Ban reason and length: permanent, Part of a group of 6 (Akesson, keekenox, Stealthkibbler, Hadrin Alucard, Wilchen, and Father_of_intervention) who met up using the unof...