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by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Oct 20, 2020 1:35 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Headmin Rulings from Discord
Replies: 29
Views: 7832

Re: Headmin Rulings from Discord

SpaceManiac wrote:it should at least be transcribed to text
Done.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Oct 19, 2020 1:06 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Where the fuck is Disco Inferno
Replies: 22
Views: 5105

Re: Where the fuck is Disco Inferno

saprasam wrote:so when are we bringing back oh hi daniel?
Hopefully never.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:54 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: [Manuel] 40 year old boomer admins: quit discriminating against modern lingo
Replies: 41
Views: 8309

Re: [Manuel] 40 year old boomer admins: quit discriminating against modern lingo

To the point: anyone who spent time on the events hall in the immediate aftermath of the ssethtide can tell you that a chatlog heavily littered with netspeak makes for a pretty crummy experience.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:52 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: [Manuel] 40 year old boomer admins: quit discriminating against modern lingo
Replies: 41
Views: 8309

Re: [Manuel] 40 year old boomer admins: quit discriminating against modern lingo

This isn't a manuel-specific rule, by the way. This has been policy across /tg/ for some time.
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:18 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: attention desucake
Replies: 36
Views: 9280

Re: attention desucake

Space Panda wrote:is this some kind of weeb meme
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Oct 13, 2020 2:08 pm
Forum: For No Reason Trash
Topic: 3 day fagmin ban
Replies: 1
Views: 4539

Re: 3 day fagmin ban

Please resubmit your appeal using the template found here:

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=284#p284
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:03 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: how many notes did deitus actually have
Replies: 17
Views: 3591

Re: how many notes did deitus actually have

MortoSasye wrote:Deitus has 100 notes
Holy shit, this is not an exaggeration. They really do have 100 notes.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:44 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [DISCORD] Shiraizawa
Replies: 6
Views: 1029

Re: [DISCORD] Shiraizawa

You posted a video of animal abuse and then replied "Bro, shut the fuck up" when I warned you for doing so. The next day, you once again posted content in violation of Discord's TOS and found yourself banned as a result. Between your dogshit conduct while a member of our Discord and this u...
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:26 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Phuzzylodgik] Isy232 - Pweez Wet Me Bomby Womby Againz
Replies: 2
Views: 1267

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] Isy232 - Pweez Wet Me Bomby Womby Againz

Considering that you've received no notes or bans in the interim, I see no reason to not lift this ban as you request.

Be good.

More importantly, be honest.
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:26 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Have we all gone mad?
Replies: 31
Views: 5102

Re: Have we all gone mad?

gross
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:22 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: Im not iksxde,Phuzzylodgik
Replies: 2
Views: 864

Re: Im not iksxde,Phuzzylodgik

Your initial appeal was denied. You are not entitled to post endless additional appeals in response.

If you continue to do so, you will be banned from this forum.
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:20 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: a show i really like got canceled
Replies: 14
Views: 2320

Re: a show i really like got canceled

This is a genuine bummer.
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Rest in Peace, /tg/Station
Replies: 264
Views: 54664

Re: Rest in Peace, /tg/Station

Skillywatt wrote:
2. part of getting away from RL is being able to call someone a fucking n-word/bundle of sticks when they piss you off.
Is it, though?

e: I donno, people find catharsis in different ways I guess.
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Sep 08, 2020 3:26 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: I don't know,pls don't delete,my byond is bugging can't get the ban thing
Replies: 4
Views: 1155

Re: I don't know,pls don't delete,my byond is bugging can't get the ban thing

Had you appealed in good faith instead of going with the ol' "I did nothing wrong i just played ss13 on my friend pc" routine, I would have been happy to let this successful appeal stand. But seeing as you're actually iksxde trying to feed us a line, I'm afraid I have no choice but to inte...
by capn_monkeypaw
Sat Sep 05, 2020 1:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: do the headmin voting filters also apply to the admin vote
Replies: 24
Views: 4812

Re: do the headmin voting filters also apply to the admin vote

Everyone I don't like is a boomermin.
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Lowtax's Patreon has dipped below 5000 dollars because he beats women
Replies: 33
Views: 8679

Re: Lowtax's Patreon has dipped below 5000 dollars because he beats women

Vekter wrote:Also since we really don't have any other thread for stupid SA shit, one of the first things someone did when Flight Sim 2020 came out was find Groverhaus.

Image
This makes me very happy.
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Aug 26, 2020 12:19 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: OrdoM has passed away
Replies: 17
Views: 4269

OrdoM has passed away

I'm very sorry to report that we received some exceptionally sad news today. Our friend, fellow admin, and champion of the "short" reply, OrdoM passed away recently. While this news was not unexpected - Ordo had been fighting bravely against prion disease for some time - it remains as hear...
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:03 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Nervere] Brille65 - Perm-Ban-appeal
Replies: 3
Views: 1108

Re: [Nervere] Brille65 - Perm-Ban-appeal

Having heard less than flattering things from both Beestation and Yogs regarding your conduct there, I'm afraid we're going to have to deny your appeal.

Good luck in your future endeavors.
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:09 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread
Replies: 265
Views: 39251

Re: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread

I count one who is inactive due to life circumstances, two returning from previous adminship, and one who got fired. How many were stuck in candidacy for an extended period of time? How many candidates did you deny during the same period of time? Overall, is 17-"ish" additions over half y...
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:43 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread
Replies: 265
Views: 39251

Re: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread

We brought on approximately 15 new admins this term.

Correction: 17 new admins.

Chocodemon
davethwave
Hamboy
Dankasaur
SuicidalPickles
Jimjom
Jack7d1
Bigfatbananacyclops
Mailbox
ArcaneDefence
Dragomagol
Arcanemusic
Sylphet
Coffeedragon16
Misdoubtful
Dreathtil
Tegun
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:15 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread
Replies: 265
Views: 39251

Re: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread

A guy who was still permabanned only 25 days ago is now telling a former headmin that he doesn't do enough for this community and should be purged.

Fuckin' incredible.
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:47 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread
Replies: 265
Views: 39251

Re: [OFFICIAL] Headmin Election 12 Peanut Thread

Naloac wrote:
oranges wrote:why are they punching HG, I don't get it
its meant to be boomers not HG!!
If you have to explain it, perhaps it's not the most effective piece.
by capn_monkeypaw
Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:13 pm
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [Stickymayhem] tarchonvaagh - events events events
Replies: 16
Views: 5672

Re: [Stickymayhem] tarchonvaagh - events events events

This whole thing is a mess. The event, the ahelps, the complaint itself and the exceedingly unhelpful peanut responses to it all make for a very confusing jumble. Between this thread and the multiple peanut threads it has inspired, it's become quite evident that many important details from this inci...
by capn_monkeypaw
Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:04 pm
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [Doctor Brutality] Security Officer Killing Captain is Fine
Replies: 17
Views: 5139

Re: [Doctor Brutality] Security Officer Killing Captain is Fine

Closing this complaint as Doctor Brutality has retired from being an admin.
by capn_monkeypaw
Sun Aug 16, 2020 7:14 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Nervere] Brille65 - Perm-Ban-appeal
Replies: 3
Views: 1108

Re: [Nervere] Brille65 - Perm-Ban-appeal

You built quite a reputation for yourself during the short time you played with us. Given your frankly toxic conduct during that time, I'm not inclined to lift this ban without a emphatic vouch from another server.

Have you managed to keep your nose clean on any other servers during the past year?
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:29 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: fuck the forums logging me out
Replies: 35
Views: 13454

Re: fuck the forums logging me out

Near as I can tell, your session gets killed anytime your IP changes. That's likely the culprit for most of you.
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:51 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: fetus1 Enut
Replies: 75
Views: 14401

Re: fetus1 Enut

Christ, the way you guys make mountains out of molehills.

This is an IC conflict.

Put in some IC effort to resolve it before demanding admin action.
by capn_monkeypaw
Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Lowtax's Patreon has dipped below 5000 dollars because he beats women
Replies: 33
Views: 8679

Re: Lowtax's Patreon has dipped below 5000 dollars because he beats women

This entire situation sounds fucked but why does he need a patreon for a paysite again? The forums' income model only brings in consistent money if the userbase is consistently growing. Or if you're regularly banning people who actually want to come back bad enough to shell out 10bux each time they...
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [skoglol] 1 month no talkies for a bad joke
Replies: 12
Views: 4180

Re: [skoglol] 1 month no talkies for a bad joke

Having reviewed the logs of the round in question and the one proceeding it, we feel that Skoglol's actions in regard to this ban were entirely appropriate. We take incidents in which a player goes out of their way to make another uncomfortable very seriously, particularly when the terms "kill&...
by capn_monkeypaw
Wed Jul 15, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [Skoglol] Jenqa - Lazy and can't handle a grain of salt
Replies: 4
Views: 2583

Re: [Skoglol] Jenqa - Lazy and can't handle a grain of salt

We're pleased to see cooler heads prevail and the two of you coming to a consensus.

Closing per the complainant's wishes
by capn_monkeypaw
Sun Jul 12, 2020 6:30 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Lazengann] AlJibr/Freshmaniscoolman - Permaban Appeal
Replies: 1
Views: 666

Re: [Lazengann] AlJibr/Freshmaniscoolman - Permaban Appeal

I'm afraid we're going to have to deny this appeal.

Good luck in your future endeavors.
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:13 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Remove family members's full antag status
Replies: 24
Views: 4751

Re: Remove family members's full antag status

To clarify, goof's intention was, and i quote from the original PR description: Gangster VS Gangster: Valid. All times. Even if it's same-team. These crime families aren't exactly known for their stability or rigid code of honor. Gangster VS Civvie: Don't start shit for no good reason. Standard esc...
by capn_monkeypaw
Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:24 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: server names
Replies: 4
Views: 1333

Re: server names

Because Fawlty Towers is amazing.
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: 2beard peanut
Replies: 30
Views: 6532

Re: 2beard peanut

2014-06-02 [hornygranny] Beardbeard Permaban | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied 2015-08-28 [Tsaricide] Beardbeard - I have a dream | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied 2016-01-15 [hornygranny] Beardbeard - new year new me | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied 2017-06-29 Beardbeard - Make /tg/station great aga...
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:23 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [Hornygranny] Beardbeard - Permaban appeal - 2020 is my year
Replies: 20
Views: 5877

Re: [Hornygranny] Beardbeard - Permaban appeal - 2020 is my year

Gonna post this timeline here in hopes that it will be found by future generations of spessmen: 2014-06-02 [hornygranny] Beardbeard Permaban | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied 2015-08-28 [Tsaricide] Beardbeard - I have a dream | Posting as Beardbeard - Denied 2016-01-15 [hornygranny] Beardbeard - new...
by capn_monkeypaw
Thu Jun 25, 2020 1:26 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Lowtax's Patreon has dipped below 5000 dollars because he beats women
Replies: 33
Views: 8679

Re: Lowtax's Patreon has dipped below 5000 dollars because he beats women

Shadowflame909 wrote:whos lowtax
Surrounded by goddamn children, I swear.
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:18 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [FATALX1] Caped_candle ban evasion missunderstanding
Replies: 17
Views: 4358

Re: [FATALX1] Caped_candle ban evasion missunderstanding

It means you're unbanned, my man. Downright shocked you followed through. I've removed the link in your previous post. You should delete that picture now. Like PKPenguin said earlier, best not to keep it around. Your brother's account remains banned, however. They're welcome to appeal their permaban...
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:46 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [FATALX1] Caped_candle ban evasion missunderstanding
Replies: 17
Views: 4358

Re: [FATALX1] Caped_candle ban evasion missunderstanding

Before you do, let me ask you this: did you happen to ask your brother if the "mrcockwaffle" account belongs to him?
by capn_monkeypaw
Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:35 am
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [FATALX1] Caped_candle ban evasion missunderstanding
Replies: 17
Views: 4358

Re: [FATALX1] Caped_candle ban evasion missunderstanding

Seeing as you're leaning on the well-worn "it was my brother" excuse, it feels appropriate to dust off some older precedent and demand proof. Please submit a one (1) photo of yourself and your brother donning shoes on your heads while holding a sign that displays both "/tg/" and ...
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jun 16, 2020 7:10 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Undercover cop in families policy
Replies: 2
Views: 1207

Re: Undercover cop in families policy

According to Goof, undercover cops are antags in the same way that gangsters, space cops and traitors are:

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by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: My Unban Appeal Banning Admin : PhuzzyLodgik
Replies: 1
Views: 884

Re: My Unban Appeal Banning Admin : PhuzzyLodgik

Denied. You've built quite a reputation for yourself throughout the SS13 community since you left us. You're not appealing because you've changed and feel sorry for what you've done. You're appealing because you've spent the last few months racking up a string of permabans and have nowhere else to g...
by capn_monkeypaw
Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:25 am
Forum: Closed Complaints
Topic: [DoctorBrutality] Archanial - gibbed for recalling
Replies: 3
Views: 1682

Re: [DoctorBrutality] Archanial - gibbed for recalling

Before we get into the merits of your complaint, let's take a quick dive into the logs to establish some facts: First shuttle call, 52 minutes into the round. You recall 36 seconds later: [2020-06-11 11:10:22.739] SHUTTLE: Replicant/(TACHYONIC ANTITELEPHONE) has called the emergency shuttle. [2020-0...