/tg/Station 13

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It always bugged me that airlocks capture air inside the door. Probably to keep people from temporarily suffocating every time a door opens and there's now a vacuum tile there. Single direction doors like old firelocks would have fixed it but I guess there's a reason there was a big push to get awa...

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I grinded up like one donk pocket and put it in a vape and quickly OD'd on omnizine and died and think I almost got everybody standing near me in the chapel. I miss miners coming to me to get augments. They're still a good idea for miners to get for the damage reduction and immunity to cold damage f...

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Y'know people shit on Ascend for the pay model and stuff but if you just bite the pillow and pony up the cash to unlock shit it's a fucking great game. Except for the whole 20 people online thing. Plus throughout Ascend I unlocked and maxed everything without spending a dime on unlocks. It was a su...

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The only thing worse than having a garbage name like nyanaroni or cup cake is trying to justify it with "BUT MY DEEP BACKSTORY WHERE MY PARENTS HATED ME..."

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You really need to go all or nothing on it if you keep letting Cup Cake slide. Both names are equally shit.

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>Wiki says irradiating tiles with CO2 in it will make pluox >Get hardsuit and build a cage in space >Pipe in 400kpa per tile of pure CO2 >Drop uranium tiles all over the floors >Walk around like an idiot, geiger counter going nuts >Zero pluox I felt like an idiot for a good 15-20 minutes.

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These are the people I keep warning about "IT WASNT IN DA RULES" and why everybody else complains the rules page is too long. Either profoundly stupid, or will fake it long enough to try and get out of trouble.

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Spent a good minute deciding if I really wanted to join or not. It wasn't that bad.

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I just have to rush to make sure nobody grabs the sombrero and poncho for Mexican Night at the kitchen.

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I've only played a handful of rounds over the last week and the only fire i've seen involved an emagged holodeck and that quickly burnt itself out into uselessness.

Is it just a turn of tides in antag styles or did fires get a big nerf sometime in the last few months?

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What lumber said but only with the 3x3 mop and foam launcher. DO IT

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There's a completely non-mechanic effect of dirty rooms anyway. Greyshirts tend to act like complete monkeys when every inch of the hallway is covered in blood as it is, and hunger slowdown is already an issue people try to active avoid. n contrast with every other role, janitors always lacked the g...

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I think I can live with moodlets being turned back on if you give me a mop that wets a 3x3 area.
Or a foam backpack like Atmos has except its space cleaner. do it

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The true secret to eternal happiness is smoking in the shower with a burrito in hand while a clown hugs you.

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From average worker to blindingly postal in 30 minutes because you skipped lunch.
Sounds about right for SS13 but still fucking stupid.

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The positive traits really aren't that strong to begin with, like the most powerful one being the quick locker hide I guess.

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If you want happy endings uh...

Does Muv Luv count as a happy ending? I mean technically once you get to the very end...

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Deitus wrote:never played a VN before

Yeah I can tell.

Go try Yume Miru Kisuri, that used to be babbys first VN on /a/ before Katawa Shoujou came along.

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Step 1: Draw a smug jelly bean
Step 2: pillow shade the FUCK out of a literal pillow
Step 3: give up caring halfway through and post it anyway because it wont happen anyway

do whatever you want to it

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Just wait until you get all 3 of the above ClownHasAids variations doing different things.

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Wait can't you print your own somatory now with the backroom printer?

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which is locked behind multiple layers of tedium for needing to have the right board TO MAKE the right board, which most people are either too lazy or incompetent to do, and you'll earn yourself a lynching and/or a bwoink if you try and come in to do it yourself. Whoa Are you saying The jobs in thi...

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You can wave it off with a "m-muh!" but the answer is still departmental interactions, which includes getting science to make you one (or a somatory).

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"Your soul has been stolen"

DONT EAT FOOD, DEVILS

And then the devil has only one soul while everybody hoards vending machines

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Keep the tags bug make it only visible to gang members and the janitor.

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Spray bottle moodlet

Also does flyswatter work on moths? I've always wanted to slap a mothman with it but was afraid it was some secret robust instagib item and i'd get bwoinked.

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ChefOdDish wrote:Spawn all assistants in the engine. Also, create an engine that runs on the gibs of assistants. Engineers can be given access to animal control gear and round up the assistants that join after round start for more fuel.

Do we need to bring up /vg/'s corgi powered supermatter?

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Kind of wish there was a way to pick favorite cigs and favorite food but i'm sure most people would just powergame donk pockets if that was an available option.

That said donk pockets should automatically be a favorite of Janitor

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So is this an actual rework in the making or are you just throwing ideas at the wall

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1b) A system for easing power to lighting briefly when high-powered equipment kicks on on could be pretty entertaining. Speaking of, there's a "night shift" mode for lighting that makes them dimmer but doesn't actually reduce power consumption, or at least the APC didn't display it using ...

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Epeen is a pretty driving factor otherwise we wouldn't have had people making quad-singulo engines in cargo maint back then.

Also about number 3, aren't Inducers working against that point as well?

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Anonmare wrote:The product of many, many dead simpleclowns being disposed of. It goes on for a whole z-level

Legends say that walking across the clown lattice is how we have the honk version of robocop theme today.

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You know I just remembered that you guys changed cloning so it pulls the ghost in when its done instead of the ghost having to be in the body at all to be scanned.

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Closing the game window is the "i am done playing the game" button.

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Are you going to be this much of a whiny faggot because you lost your PDA and got told tough luck?

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Cable layers really suck.

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Honestly I never understood why they had godmode anyway.

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DemonFiren wrote:oh no, the antags are about to escape on the shuttle
better spawn as ghostrole and get my valids before they greentext

Pretty much this and what Kevinz said.

You're invincible who fucking cares just watch the bar fight and try to get some dude still buckled in a chair drunk.

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6 months ain't a year, just saiyan.

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Bluespace wrote:Put a Robustin statue in game.

Only if its a holographic overlay powered by reacting gasses in pipes underneath it.

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Holy shit, oranges
fuck

sides gone

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That's pretty impressive, nice work.

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Didn't the last identical """complaint""" in here get chain deleted and told to take it to admincomplaints?
Why does this keep happening.

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They're noisy and flat, like zero depth. Looks like some 2005 era guild emblem you see next to someone's name in a low level area that's just him and his buddies.

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PKPenguin321 wrote:What are they

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Not great, okay though.

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It's a very rare and niche kind of fun. Like when you're the only guy with a spacesuit and you load up the dozen people stranded near Arrivals into a locker and pull them as fast as possible across the void to Escape before they all die. Or you get into that situation where it greets you at the end ...

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Kor wrote:Why do we have a civillian/non antag Chemistry job at all if we are operating under the assumption they will never do anything except build firebombs and acid spray?

Toxins?

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Remove yourself first with this bullshit you keep pulling like the last few times something got you banned so you removed it, lmao

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So I've had a few thoughts on this. I think it would be at an acceptable level if there was some kind of slow heal while in the sleeper. Slower than chemicals but fast enough to prevent people from using bruise packs to heal their 2 damage boo boo. Not gonna lie the first time I started playing and...

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