/tg/Station 13

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Someone died to a mule :^) pls stop bullying me the last time i died to one was like half a year ago when pai mules were a thing and one just fucking flattened my entire warops team *sob sob sob* I loved pAI mules, why they couldn't have just removed the ability to run people over even when they're...

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Give security breathalyzers.

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Lazengann wrote:The meteor ship ends up with no air or pressure doesn't it?

From my experience it doesn't, unless you smash one of the windows or something.

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I only played borer once or twice and thus half of what I'm saying might already be in or may not have worked in the first place, but I wonder if it would be better if borers had assassination objectives in addition to reproduction/escape. Honestly that does not feel thematically fitting. I'd rathe...

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Get on my level.

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ShadowDimentio wrote:Remove the tele beacon, leave the GPS signal.

ShadowDimentio has the right idea.

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Traitor's just too boring, if we go about removing most modes we'd need to do something to make it more interesting/exciting.

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Aloraydrel wrote:Because clockwork cult is a shit gamemode

The only real answer

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Ending needs to be sped up, there's never really enough opposition to stop the summoning by the time it begins.

If you're gonna go with Kor's reverse-ops suggestion though then I could see it taking about the same as it does now.

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I could do this pretty easily but I 2000% guarantee it would be universally reviled if it actually got merged Yeah as much as I'd like to play this every now and then, I know OOC would always just get flooded with a wave of complaints about how this station sucks. God knows people complain enough a...

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DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

For once you're right.

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So I've had this question on my mind for a while now: How exactly do you do special moves with martial arts? Do you just have to switch between intents or do you have to also use them on something or someone? use each intent in order on your victim. For example, if you have plasma fist: HARM, DISAR...

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So I've had this question on my mind for a while now:
How exactly do you do special moves with martial arts? Do you just have to switch between intents or do you have to also use them on something or someone?

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Armhulen wrote:>oldman ro-ling-in does a fun gimmick

That gimmick just sounds shit tbh. It's only fun for the lings.

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Check 'em nerds
Edit: Reeeeee

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*internalized screaming*

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Durkel wrote: That's not even including the problems we'd have to address such as a arrival shuttle not making much sense

Just change the shuttle to a bunch of cryopods.

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I like this, cause it's something people are actually going to give a shit about you stealing, rather than only really caring because muh greentext.

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Add spinach to botany. Eating it gives you hulk strength, but none of the other properties of hulk.

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Give Harvesters (Or whatever their replacements, if any, will be) a Nar'sie tracker. It's frustrating to drag bodies around wasting time cause you have no idea where Nar'sie fucked off to.

EDIT: Also, implement the CosmoHonk suit, it's hilarious.

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Nuke Ops should run faster if they're holding a combat knife in their hands.

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Dropping off some screenshots, mostly older ones. http://i.imgur.com/AUpn8gh.png A very incompotent and unfortunate ninja gets lost in space http://i.imgur.com/P8CUuzL.png That is in fact every single toy mech, in correct order too. http://i.imgur.com/Soupxol.png Pretty sure someone posted this alre...

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People that spawn in as ghost roles solely to wordlessly murder other people that spawned in as one of the ghostroles. At least it's very rare.

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Give wizards a deck of magical cards that lets them summon monsters creatures Each card would have the name of the creature it would summon on it, and could only be used once. There's also a delay between each use of a card. Every creatures summoned would be loyal to the summoner. Also, every singl...

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Wizard's winrate is low not because they're bad at doing their objectives, but because no wizard will ever waste his wizard round to simply grab a couple items, call the shuttle, and try to survive fifteen minutes then get into a pod. The actual wizard objective is usually "kill as many people...

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ExcessiveCobblestone wrote:A point in a mobility spell is a point taken from an offensive one!

Yeah, but rodform is both an offensive and a mobility spell. I think it needs a nerf, at the very least.

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What if instead of a prebuilt bomb, it came with a box of bomb parts instead? The bomb you build would be the same as before once fully built, but now you'd need to spend a (hopefully significantly long) amount of time making the thing.

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emmaging a toy facehugger should turn it into a real facehugger.

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If the problem's people buying bombs roundstart and causing early shuttlecalls, then don't remove bombs but just make it so that people can only buy them later on in the round.

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Some sort of ability for Devils and Wizards to challenge people to super high-risk games. Losers get sent to the shadow realm.

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Turned a extended round into a traitorling round (aka most boring antags). If you're gonna override extended like that at least make it something like ragin mages or highlander tbh.

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While I'm all up for a more in-depth medical system, I'm afraid that it might just not be good for tg, given how fast our rounds usually go on higher pop. It'd just worsen the load the medbay would get in a crisis.

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Anything Poly says should come out in the voice of the person/thing Poly copied it from.

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Sure why not.

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DemonFiren wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
darkpaladin109 wrote:Telefragging! If you teleport onto a tile that a person is already on, they get gibbed!
T R A C K I N G I M P L A N T
Makes lethal chem implants utterly redundant.

But alternatively, both parties should get gibbed.

Oh yeah, that's how it actually works. Even better!

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Telefragging! If you teleport onto a tile that a person is already on, they get gibbed!

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Simple mobs should get a action button to Stop Pulling. It gets annoying having to go and use the IC tab each time.

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spessmen need to be able to eat a lot more, currently they're full after one, maybe two dishes. I'm not saying increase the rate at which they go hungry, I'm saying increase how much food they can eat before they can't force any down their throat so they can enjoy the chefs hard work for longer. :b...

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I think Skeletons being unable to be cloned in any way is a pretty big downside, to be honest.

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So far, it seems like it's barely gotten loose at all, at least on Sybil. I hope this changes in the future as people get used to it.

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DemonFiren wrote:remove this avatar

You're not my dad, you can't tell me what to do.

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All Lizardpeople slowly mutate into those tiny pet lizards - you know, like the one that spawns in the janitor's closet. Harmbatons must be applied every once in a while to stave this off.

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Give player ash drakes the ability to switch to small sprites on their end, much like the alien queen can. Since ash drake blood can already transform you into a specific appearance of a red ash lizard, we can use that ash lizard sprite to represent the ash drake in 1x1 scale. I'd rather we get a p...

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Make the clown have a 1% chance to spawn as a Bananium Golem.

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Give the nuke ops a purchasable magnetic harness to attach to their hardsuits that lets other people retain usage of their hands while taking a piggyback ride on the person using it.

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Renaming areas to Xenobiology Lab using the Station Blueprints lets you use the Xenobio console there.

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Wizards should be able to take an ability that prevents them from using guns but gives them a couple of extra points to use.

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Oh, that's what that thing does. I've seen it a few times myself, and I have to say that's a very strange name for such an item. Sounds like lavaland loot.

Does it only hack doors or can it also be used to hack other machines?

EDIT: Upon some searching, it seems that's the name of an actual tool.

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Wearing any pirate items from the Costume Vendor should make you talk like a pirate, like how Wrestling Masks replace certain words with spanish versions.

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yeah but that'll happen anyways, at least people will be more hesitant to let a worm crawl into their brain I agree with doing something to make people not want borers all the time - but killing just isn't fitting for borers in my opinion. I'd rather give something like fully taking control of a pl...

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