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But the whole point of this is that you don't move the damn thing - it's built-in. Why would a laptop on a roller-table be immovable?

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I think that it shouldn't have a time limit, but rather, the captain has to fill out a reason why he wants the nuke to be armed, and treat it like the communications array (I:E: Open season on people who mess around with it)

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The code, as with all nuclear devices, is ADMIN until varedited.

Good luck entering that on a number pad.

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http://oi57.tinypic.com/2n8u6oo.jpg Thoughts and opinions? This is literally an anchored child of the nuclear bomb (Slightly old pic, now looks better) The idea is that the captain can request the code from the admins from the comms console (code red only, maybe it will be used now), and then you ge...

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Vekter, WJ used one that I dont recall the name of while making MO13

I've been stopgapping this problem by occasionally reading off important PRs in OOC.

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The above, but subract "Glorified".

You're a roomba with a toolbox.

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Stop-killing-us-all-on-badger-yes-we-know-you-can/10

As an admin he seems cool. Maybe a little anti-sec though.

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It's a belt slot because the only point of it is so you dont have it hanging from your hips, not to boost your inventory. Also it aint gonna work like on Bay, because according to everyone I heard when we were discussing this, the relevant code is "awful", "bad", "Not up to ...

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Floor closet: Making bodies even easier to hide is not a good thing Target ID tracker: No. Go look for them yourself. Signal Jammer: No. Use one of the bafrillion other ways you have of instantly killing someone without anyone knowing Thermite charge: This is what C4 is now, but less loud. Holograph...

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They should be a CMO and HOP only item.

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I try to mention big PRs in OOC as often as I can to make sure as many people as possible know what's going on, but the best way to find out what's incoming is really just to bookmark the Github page and tab in once every few days. I also don't like how big changes that maintainers like are being pu...

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I'm pretty sure the electropack used to do burn damage, something like 5 per shock. Don't know if it still does.

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I vote the 3*3 singuloth array as our new power supply. It starts with the middle one prepared, and you have to build more and more because the station's power requirements slowly increase and then when you reach 3*3 the shuttle is autocalled and they're all set loose. Still a better engine than sup...

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That's not an awful idea. Make it bolt EVERY airlock instead, and crush anyone inside an open one. It also plays delta alert and teleports the AI to the gulag and sets the gamemode to Ragin' Mages and Highlander is activated.

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0TC-Fuck-Nonium: A super-potent poision which causes the computer of anyone who suggests making traitors able to do even more of changeling's unique features to disintegrate in real life.

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Does less damage than a welder, toolbox, syndie toolbox, large O2 tank, fire extinguisher, metal rods, metal sheets, the list goes on and on.

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That wasn't the round where I gave everyone comms titles, declared communist rule, and then hid in a locker, right?

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Common channel is only vital for the grey tide. Everyone else but the clown has departmental radio.

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Suggested addition: Anyone who appends a direct order with "AI Law 2" when the AI is on asimov auto-gibs.

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Drones are already valid to beat up and steal their tools, you know, right?

I don't see why it's a big enough deal to waste time on a policy discussion, seeing as several admins already ban for it.

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Rev must be hilarious with this.
"AI, crush the lizard RD in the door until vital signs cease".

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Uh, there is no alert for pickpocketing or reverse pick-pocketing. Even the pocketee only gets a message if they or the pocketer move while they're doing it.

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Trig is one of the only important parts of math, really.

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And the two engineering sec officers are wearing spacesuits, dual-wielding tasers in space outside the singularity array, blasting away the tide of assistant traitors in syndicate space suits as their ammo runs out, desperately trying to avoid the dreaded click-click-click which will signal the sing...

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Like the warden has any control whatsoever over sechuds. He doesnt even have spares.

PLACES TO GET SECHUDS:
1) cargo
2) arrivals office
3) sec lockers in the brig
4) sec officers
5) shitty HOPs
6)The HOS
7)The warden
8) science after 10 minutes

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Just being able to put shit in people's pockets really fast or near-instantly is nearly a traitor item of it's own really. Here comes sec after you? Plop all your traitor items in the pockets of people in the hall! Activate a grenade, put it in their pockets, run! C4 for days! Put an emag in a greys...

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Chemists who use their counters for meds are lazy. Sort your pills and patches by damage type. On the floor in front of the desk, preferably.

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How does it fit there? Whiteship is huge, it's the size of cargo bay.

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Meanwhile, the RD uploaded You Are The Only Human to the AI, and it's deathborgs roam the halls as the roboticists are forced to pump out more for the victims.

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The big problem with lizard heads is that they sign up as captain/spawn as captain and immediately rush the upload to human all the lizards. And don't bother to Arr Pee beyond "Master race lizards :^)"

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← From Miss Tits (Mime):
*wink¨*

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And if you have the time, and I cannot state this enough, get a 10u synaptazine, 5u antitoxin, 10u hyperzine 10u DD 10u coffee chem implant. One for yourself, one for the captain, one for each sec officer who wants to be unstunnable, uncryostingable, and able to leap back up and taser that ebow fuck...

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No, the shuttle consoles, peoplearestrange.

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*ping

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Also the poll was at 11:15, then allura went on badger and told everyone about the poll, and it was 16:16 within about five minutes.

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That's the most effort I've seen put into filler code.

Also holy shit this is real burn it.

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Also, lizards were allowed in on the sole premise of "No more fucking aliens", so if by some miracle this isn't a joke, lizards will have to be reverted. Lizards haven't even filled their cover role that was used to get them in either, since they're less second-class citizens and more like...

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Look at the actual code, it's clearly a joke PR. + if(prob(50)) + message = pick( + "GOD, PLEASE", + "NO, GOD", + "AGGGGGGGH", + )+" " + message += pick( + "KILL ME", + "END MY SUFFERING", + "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE", + )

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But eating soley from vending machines isn't meant to be " a viable option". That was the whole point of this change. Just grab pun-pun and hop the desk.

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Yeah, Phazons should require the stuff from any anomaly core to make

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Goon is fun in a sort of "Holy fucking shit what is happening!?!?" way, which is why I play it when extended rounds on badger get too much.

Laggy and ugly though.

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I find there aren't enough doors and stuff on this map.

Like, there's only one way into escape, and the chapel next door feels closed off and isolated. Maybe do a glass wall and a door? Same with the library. Huge wall all the way down, prevents library from being a through route

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Step 1) Go to admins.txt

Step 2) CTRL-F "Hornygranny"

Step 3) Replace with "[Holy/Heavenly/Hellish/Hard-ass/High/Hyper/Hotel/Hippo]granny"

Step 4) Your administration/codebase is now in line with policy.

Help it's late here

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You neglected to mention here ( I was in this round ) That you had been coloring every damn floor in the station. There was a solid carpet of multicolor crayon runes all the way from medbay foyer to mining, despite being told to stop repeatedly, and on one occasion shot by me ( The detective ), drag...

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Bluespace is real cool. One of my favorite admins (And quite often the only one I see around)

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That is a shifty awful stupid badbadbad idea psy. Just nonono.

Just because you get your jollies from bucklecuffing prisoners in interrogation and leaving them there doesnt mean that playershoulf be forced to spend forever in a small room with nothing to do.

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Borg here. He was pushing you around at which point you instantly issued death threats, firing your L6 SAW at random when the HOP threw a teargas grenade at you. Shortly after, he picked up the janitors gun and took a shot or two at you, at which point you beat / shot him to -90 hp, and would have k...

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And you didn't even claim to be taking them to mining?

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KingLouisXIV wrote:I decided to log in late at night. Unfortunately, I get this...

http://puu.sh/8c30f

After some shenanigans later, my round turns into this.

http://puu.sh/8c6Rh

And then this.

http://puu.sh/8cayC

Spacing horseheader wizards is my personal hobby.

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Make "gud" an item, and the more gud you have in your inventory the less stun time you take and the faster you move.

gud can be extracted from assistants in the gibber - they produce 1 gud for each nonsuicided assistant gibbed.

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