/tg/Station 13

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this is not hl2rp or gtarp
you are not a stoic badass sci-fi cop
you are a mall cop on a corporate space station who exists as a free baton for urist mctraitor
sec is already an undesirable enough role as it is, don't make people have to learn real life radio codes

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Farquaar wrote:"only 20th century slang is allowed")

i am going to start calling people tubular and tuff and also plunge europe into world war 2

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cacogen wrote:I don't understand why aliens can't be heads or protected by the AI. The roles attract cliqueish snowflakes but I doubt that was the reason and I don't see how allowing it would change anything.

because they are second-class citizens

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i play a racist HoP and used my authority to demote a bartender for trivial things because he was a moth
you're not a good racist unless you're using your authority to legally dismantle minority owned businesses

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i once joined a round on campbell that had been abandoned completely for several hours there were mutilated, still living monkey people buckled to rolling chairs all over, and every surface from arrivals to the bridge was plastered in "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" i checked it out another time duri...

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nooooo RP has to be restrictive you can't say the based word!!!

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this thread is bonkers
some of this stuff is honestly 'fire extinguishers are powergame' tier
a captain should have all the right in the world to blow away the tider in his office with big bertha

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"my dad says that if you find yourself in a prison-like situation, hang yourself with your pants"
- joseph 'chad' gribble

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the skeletons can gamer your limbs off in a matter of unavoidable hits even in syndie hardsuit

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vekter uses twitch emotes outside of twitch

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Even if the power or comms dies, that can result a really cool atmosphere where the station has to deal with the threat while they are alone in the dark, stumbling upon other players with flashlights while trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Rounds like that are really cool but rarely h...

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yikes!

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Cobby wrote:I will ban u for that if you are shit and suicide everytime you get caught)

name the rule copper

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Obligatory “maybe if a gamemode is so bad that we have a serious problem with people suiciding on it, we should remove it” post i suicide whenever i get brigged because fuck waiting around for 6 minutes while shitsec bumbles around like slackjawed apes, but that's no reason to remove it let people ...

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if you're not antag rolling, on m*nuel, or an important role, you can kill yourself for literally any reason if you kill yourself when a war ops gets announced and nab ghost antag rolls immediately though you're liable to get shit on you're not made mechanically ineligible for some antagonists. i su...

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the final revelation is that 99% of the gameplay in ss13 is not fun more than the first couple of times, regardless of how intricate the mechanics are
it's fun because it's always a bit different due to how the rest of the station interacts with it

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why do some people think spending 20 minutes patching up holes in the floor every other round is in any way entertaining
it can be a nice change of pace but not to the point where it's laborious
some people want ss13 to feel like you're actually working, i swear

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mine is when jimmy "two toes" bunganuts was captain during a nuke ops round and said he was going to give them the bunganut blast

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/tg/ has 4 servers, campbell is dead, event halls are both closed, and TGMC is a separate branch and gamemode. furthermore servers have distinct cultures, and in manuel's case, rules. combine that with the fact that on bagil, for example, 60 minutes is considered a long round. your ideal 90 minute r...

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you'd need a system to let people back into especially long rounds. a conclusion i'll draw is to fallout 13 servers. typically, those have incredibly long rounds and the 'shuttle' (train) only gets called by player vote. however, you are also able to respawn on those servers, so if you die to some g...

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hi it's me
i haven't been on since the new rule
how did it pan out, was there a banning shitstorm like there was on discord? how has it changed

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*grabs box, eats 3-4 donuts depending on my starting hunger, grabs gasmask, drops half-full box in hallway on my way to tech storage to acquire yellow gloves*

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i voted too
'ate smooth movement btw

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WE FALL

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wasn't prisoner added to fulfill the 'brand new player' role? or is that just what it fell into?

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Learn how to play the game and assist assistants are their own department by this point, so this point is incredibly moot. they even have their own departmental pet, being birdboat. they're the maintenance-dwelling slum people. the lower class of the station. the wild card (read: general nuisance).

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Because it's against the flavor of the antag (you're not supposed to get caught) and just giving someone a free murderbone ticket when they get a random brain trauma seems in poor form. that's in the 'flavor' of pretty much every antagonist, aside from the ones that are meant to go loud by design, ...

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oranges wrote:playing tg with a controller will get you kicked because of the weird inputs it produces.

wait have people actually attempted this

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Screemonster wrote:4: shouldn't putting a bluespace bodybag inside another bluespace bodybag cause p r o b l e m s

bluespace bodybags do not function like bags of holding
you can store bags of holding in bluespace body bags, as a matter of fact
t. stacked bags of holding bombs

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add aim assist but only if you play with a controller
the monkey paw

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isn't curse of madness meant to be some sort of mindrending truth?
stuff like 'look at the ceiling'.

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oranges wrote:what's up with the thigh band

it is her belt slot

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that was mostly in jest
but clown should have a ticket to be an annoying asshole and get beaten to death in response.

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This is pixel movement alright, cool i concur that it's very jittery and somewhat laggy. i rarely have performance issues aside from the based and cool and epic input lock, but what i played of the test merge made movement immediately feel worse and more sluggish. there also sort of feels like a di...

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Okay, you ready? Ha ha, see? Not porn! Gotcha! https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/353921432872550402/742300140404211732/kezi-.jpg how is she blowing bubbles while facing away from the wand with her mouth closed if it is the wind how come her hair is perfectly still, ...

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are we talking about pixel movement or is there a test merge on one of the other servers i don't know about
i wanna make sure we're on the same topic before weighing in.

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Sheodir wrote:and to this day I don't get why we have two different sprites for body vests and the one that looks way better is relegated to lockers as backup rather than spawn

it is to identify which security officer is carrying the complementary free baton

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NecromancerAnne wrote:The phrase 'hastily reply to threads' is an omen and a hex for the term going forward. My headmin pitch will be a promise of undoing this cycle.

Let entropy wash over us.

the yamato reactor is three blocks down

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That means nothing, it being against the rules is reason enough to convince people not to do it. Plenty of people try and grief lowpop because of this same justification of 'I'll get away with it lol' It works until it doesn't or until someone tells an admin later. Stature of limitations doesn't ex...

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I feel like someone who relentlessly bullied security so much they made a few quit playing the role all together shouldn't have an opinion on who should or shouldn't be playing security. i feel like histrionic shit stirrers should be confined to peanut threads, but we're forced to take your posts s...

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Hey Reman and what's your suggested solution here? You're again pointing out situations and specific cases you haven't been comfortable with, without giving a proper way to handle them. Then you proceeded to rant without giving an alternative. What's your alternative? By the way I am of the same op...

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i just realized something
most of the time lowpop is admin-free, and it's rare that admins will actually ban people for incidents during previous rounds unless it's shockingly heavy duty bad shit.
this seems like something that, even if it was implemented, would be incredibly difficult to enforce.

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This is a game and sometimes people aren't very good at it everyone learns at a different pace and extra hours being required won't stop your deedubya brand panties getting in a twist tider. what in the god damn how did you manage to write this when clearly you do not know how to read i'm not talki...

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How is playing any of those roles as a noob more damning than playing, for example, as engi or atmos? If you want to modify Warden's playtime requirements, then that's not the only role that will require an adjustement. Otherwise this whole reasoning is flawed. There's more ways to fuck up the stat...

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I feel this should be more of a rule 0 thing. Bluespace peels can be harmless but have a chance of killing someone by teleporting them to a vacuum tile, at which point an admin should intervene. The victim shouldn't hesitate ahelping it or seeking admins in discord if there is none currently on the...

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skoglol wrote:LOOC: Haha let us all coordinate and experience some natural RP haha this is how that works.

No thanks. If you need to ask someone for permission to do anything in this game, you are probably breaking our rules. If you are an antag, you can do whatever you want anyway.

read roleplay rule 10.

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What's the current precedent about clowns lubing hallways? i did a cursory check of the headmin ruling page and the closest thing is slipping not being human harm, but like i said, just a quick search for keywords. this seems like one of those issues a no fun allowed admin would rule 1 ban for thou...

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