/tg/Station 13

as long as krav/cqc/carp are still lethal

a human wrote this

that medical waiting room is adorable

detective is the most enjoyable when there's actually cases to solve

Yeah it's still fall its not even winter

best sybil partner around who somehow manages to play worse sounds than me

as long as it lets robotics make msgv ROCKETTU PAWNCH hand implants

>rogue hos (traitor pretending to be him) >killed literally 90% of the station >projectile immune >he sees me >doesnt know I stole krav maga gloves from the dead warden >sprints down the hallway after me >I'm blaring the fist of the north star theme >it's time >legsweep his ass >whip out gun I've be...

>impling they wont just get angry at somebody and od them in sleepers

does lynching clowns and greyshirts improve mood

helped me out a bunch when I was ac hes a good boy

give the Hos a full solid snake cosplay complete with a bandana that gives you cqc while its on

Give mechs martial arts and let them stun eachother like humanoids
actually wait that sounds cool

Armhulen wrote:how is that a bad idea

because it would take fucking forever

necropolis is a giant fully fleshed out dungeon with a final boss that we change every once in a while so we can have SS13 raid seasons

necropolis is a giant fully fleshed out dungeon with a final boss that we change every once in a while so we can have SS13 raid seasons

permabrigging that annoying greyshirt that's been terrorizing the station > dunking antags
also if you want to encourage security give everybody krav maga gloves so they cant shit talk us when we arrest them

his ckey is poetic

>set janitor to high and everything else to low >get set as HoS anyways >barely any sec other than me >walk around a bit looking for val- I mean criminals >ai tells me there's a break in to the captain's office >run down there and ai lets me in >nobody there >guy comes back in >i am not robust >disa...

putting krav gloves in a blender and then pouring the result on a bandana will give you the basics of cqc

friendly AND has good taste in women

is it even worth it to screwdriver the detective's revolver

>be me ling >greet fellow lings over hivemind >talk about my objective and ask if anybody wants help with theirs >i have to kill klara >one of the lings says the also have to kill klara >i just kinda go with it i dont know if they can actually have the same target >they say they killed klara >moment...

sequel

when i scan for prints and after i dunk on the guy he's got exactly what i suspected he stole

Armhulen wrote:>oldman ro-ling-in does a fun gimmick

>OH MY GOD THEY DIDN'T GREENTEXT

the real rage tears regret

well they do say it aint easy being green right

>roll det cus i can >sec is composed of me and the warden >round goes somewhat quietly >HoS shows up >he didn't join he was just promoted >HoS passes out from cryo >panic and run him down to medical >cigarette burns out >go to relight it >oh hey it's the ward- >warden unloads 5 shotgun lethals into ...

>start my shift as warden >ops declare war >open up armory to sec team >run to HoP's desk to get all access >there's a fucking ash drake >watch as the line goes up in flames >get hit by a stray fireball and get crit >dragged to medbay >die anyways >time passes, crew eventually kills the dragon >ops ...

Fiz Bump wrote:It was without a doubt the worst round I have ever played.

I was the warden that round and I was fucking confused as to what was going on.
Like why the fuck an assistant would mug the captain and steal the nuke disk?