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by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:02 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Within the first minute of the round I am abducted by cult
Replies: 41
Views: 8460

Re: Within the first minute of the round I am abducted by cult

EagleWiz wrote:
Armhulen wrote:Someone convince me otherwise before the 5pm PDT card reveal or I'm replacing this mode with blood bros
note to self: kill sawrge as a ling so we can finally nerf those too.

not that I'm sad to see clock cult go.
Hugs and kisses good poster-chan
by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:18 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Remove Conversion Modes From Rotation
Replies: 132
Views: 26390

Re: Remove Conversion Modes From Rotation

Blood cult isn't quite as egregious as CC but it falls into the same trap of smaller game in ss13 rather than ss13 gamemode and is generally just revs but miserable to play against

Would be cool if like 80% of the mode was gutted and it ended up as themed revs I guess
by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Optimumtact
Replies: 113
Views: 31478

Re: Optimumtact

cedarbridge wrote:I'm not sure if sawrge yelling at oranges about pushing buttons is ironic or expert testimony.
To catch a thief...
by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Post your battlestation
Replies: 80
Views: 17099

Re: Post your battlestation

Also I didn't have a basket so I just tested my laptop on an office chajr
by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Post your battlestation
Replies: 80
Views: 17099

Re: Post your battlestation

Bluespace wrote:Image
That's my old set up but your bathroom is a lot nicer
by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:05 pm
Forum: Events Workshop
Topic: It's coming
Replies: 47
Views: 20277

Re: It's coming

Ultimate April Fool: Nothing happens and the game runs normally.
by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:04 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Within the first minute of the round I am abducted by cult
Replies: 41
Views: 8460

Re: Within the first minute of the round I am abducted by cult

Let's add a density check to cult teleport it seems to be an exploit Inb4 salty cult players start whining below Let's remove the game mode entirely because even when I don't get kidnapped and murdered at roundstart of an incredibly long round type it is still a chore to play. After I got over the ...
by captain sawrge
Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:57 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Within the first minute of the round I am abducted by cult
Replies: 41
Views: 8460

Within the first minute of the round I am abducted by cult

I am the captain. A clock cultist teleports into my office, mumbles something, I am stunned, cuffed, unable to act, teleported to Reebe, and then stripped. I have now lost my round and must wait 50 minutes and convert me or not I don't want to play this garbage game mode. Call it ided. Call it salt....
by captain sawrge
Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Optimumtact
Replies: 113
Views: 31478

Re: Optimumtact

just gonna keep pushin and pushin the limits of peoples' tolerance til they either get bored or deadminned, whichever comes first I utterly reject this position, my conduct as an administrator while interacting with players as such has never ever been in disrepute. I treat the position with the utm...
by captain sawrge
Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:14 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Moodlets
Replies: 258
Views: 51994

Re: Moodlets

I can not personally envision a future where this feature doesn't end up either inconsequential to the point of lacking a reason to exist or intrusive and tedious to the point of being a detriment to the overall experience I was kind of into it at first as a reason for service jobs to influence the ...
by captain sawrge
Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:46 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Optimumtact
Replies: 113
Views: 31478

Re: Optimumtact

Armhulen wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:just gonna keep pushin and pushin the limits of peoples' tolerance til they either get bored or deadminned, whichever comes first
i hope he can prove this wrong
very very naive
by captain sawrge
Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:19 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Optimumtact
Replies: 113
Views: 31478

Re: Optimumtact

just gonna keep pushin and pushin the limits of peoples' tolerance til they either get bored or deadminned, whichever comes first
by captain sawrge
Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:05 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: bring back the singularity
Replies: 109
Views: 19856

Re: bring back the singularity

Why do we need 3 engines that basically do the same thing (infinite power) but two of those engines have no real variation in setup, a binary fail state (no meltdown/chance to save it, they are out or they are not), and no real room for feature growth. All it does is complicate the job of whichever...
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:14 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: bring back the singularity
Replies: 109
Views: 19856

Re: bring back the singularity

You are extremely stupid and should not be allowed to communicate with other people.
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:44 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: bring back the singularity
Replies: 109
Views: 19856

Re: bring back the singularity

ShadowDimentio wrote:Not an argument
See above.
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:43 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: bring back the singularity
Replies: 109
Views: 19856

Re: bring back the singularity

ShadowDimentio wrote:
CPTANT wrote:It's funny that you actually think you are right.
SM sure is fun guys
-Nobody ever
See above.
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:42 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: bring back the singularity
Replies: 109
Views: 19856

Re: bring back the singularity

ShadowDimentio wrote:
Kor wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:Swarge shoved it through
???????????????
You said once Swarge bribed you to merge it, NEVER FORGET
See above.
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:42 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: bring back the singularity
Replies: 109
Views: 19856

Re: bring back the singularity

I say we split the difference; let engineering starts with all 3 engines locked up in SS. The setup area is only partially laid out though, so you have to pick which engine you want and build the rest yourself (alternatively let the singu eat the other engines and totally not destroy everything). B...
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:41 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: bring back the singularity
Replies: 109
Views: 19856

Re: bring back the singularity

ShadowDimentio wrote:Remember back when I warned everyone that the SM was going to be shit and Kor and Swarge shoved it through anyways with no regard for what I had to say?

Sure does feel good to be right as usual.
You are very stupid and should not be allowed to communicate with others.
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:59 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Powergaming is bannable now???
Replies: 3
Views: 1188

Re: Powergaming is bannable now???

Include me in the screenshot
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:22 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Medbay changes: Under Needle and Knife
Replies: 26
Views: 6123

Re: Medbay changes: Under Needle and Knife

Hey Asshole
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:28 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Has Greytiding Became A Serious Problem On TG
Replies: 15
Views: 3615

Re: Has Greytiding Became A Serious Problem On TG

Sorry. Uncalled for.
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:28 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Has Greytiding Became A Serious Problem On TG
Replies: 15
Views: 3615

Re: Has Greytiding Became A Serious Problem On TG

I played TG in the last week I realised that there have been including a lot of assistants including myself that have done a lot of stupid shit. I admit that I greytided a lot, but I stopped now and do actual jobs, but I realised that the admins are fed up with it, and they are putting harsher sent...
by captain sawrge
Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
Replies: 1290
Views: 378868

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

I look like goku
by captain sawrge
Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:40 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Medbay changes: Under Needle and Knife
Replies: 26
Views: 6123

Re: Medbay changes: Under Needle and Knife

You have no purpose my boo
by captain sawrge
Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:05 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Character traits
Replies: 111
Views: 24423

Re: Character traits

Bring back the gay trait and have it so hugging opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay) gives you a slightly larger boost to mood (non-stacking) but makes you stutter sometimes (they're cute and you're nervous~) Add an asex trait that lowers your mood every time someone tries to hug you, along wi...
by captain sawrge
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Bloodcult feedback thread
Replies: 76
Views: 18387

Re: Bloodcult feedback thread

This game mode sucks big dick. Cheers op
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:10 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [jerry derpington] top ten epic gamer pranks gone wrong
Replies: 22
Views: 4682

Re: [jerry derpington] top ten epic gamer pranks gone wrong

Asking it be left open pending headmin review.
by captain sawrge
Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:42 pm
Forum: Resolved Appeals
Topic: [jerry derpington] top ten epic gamer pranks gone wrong
Replies: 22
Views: 4682

[jerry derpington] top ten epic gamer pranks gone wrong

Byond account and character name: sawrge, Christmas Holliday Banning admin: see topic Ban type (What are you banned from?): The game Ban reason and length: like a month https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/421100423739473921/422763601607131146/Screenshot_20180312-102725...
by captain sawrge
Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:04 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: We literally just removed smoke machine because of revenant salt
Replies: 58
Views: 12711

Re: We literally just removed smoke machine because of revenant salt

Smoke machine is objectively bad, this is a good change. SCP coffee machine is next. ITT Robustin once again calls out stupid shit and raises good points while admins vaguely define them as bad and ignore arguments made in contrast with the usual "we just know better(TM)!" Man I hate reru...
by captain sawrge
Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:19 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Monster Hunter World
Replies: 231
Views: 66552

Re: Monster Hunter World

It's in here it's just called "Mushroomancer" now. Has three levels, with each level it unlocks more mushrooms you can eat for buffs. If I remember correctly it's like: Level 1: Blue Mushrooms (Instant potion effect), Toadstools (recovery up) Level 2: Nitroshrooms (Atk Up), Parashrooms (D...
by captain sawrge
Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:03 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Monster Hunter World
Replies: 231
Views: 66552

Re: Monster Hunter World

Is the Mycology skill in this game the chef set that gave you that + speed eater was really stupid and funny
by captain sawrge
Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 2k18 /pol/
Replies: 2589
Views: 510352

Re: 2k18 /pol/

Avocado toast is delicious. Peace.
by captain sawrge
Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:31 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Splatoon 3 (DLC Update is out)
Replies: 8
Views: 2752

Re: Splatoon 3 (DLC Update)

hoping for a new game mode and weapon type as well out of this. If not a game mode at least a new salmon run map. I'll still buy it if it's mostly SP focused but it would be super exciting for a new weapon type especially because it'd more or less guarantee more content updates to add additional wea...
by captain sawrge
Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:07 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Splatoon 3 (DLC Update is out)
Replies: 8
Views: 2752

Re: Splatoon 3 (DLC Update)

i love splastoon i cant wait
by captain sawrge
Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:01 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Into The Breach
Replies: 18
Views: 5229

Re: Into The Breach

This game is a lot cooler than FTL imo but I never really got the FTL hype It's a neat SRPG/puzzle deal, I guess i'm retarded cause it's been kinda tough for me so far but I think i've been playing the game way too fast Hope they have some updates/expacs and stuff or at least modding support like FTL.
by captain sawrge
Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:50 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Bringing an end to the Shitter Safari
Replies: 16
Views: 4519

Re: Bringing an end to the Shitter Safari

teh game needs more shitters not less
by captain sawrge
Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:33 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2270
Views: 717588

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

what if they werent
by captain sawrge
Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:06 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Kingdom Come: Dad Game of 2018
Replies: 85
Views: 23807

Re: Kingdom Come: Dad Game of 2018

are you guys really buying this? the dude that made it is a massive racist
by captain sawrge
Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Do you take pride in your job?
Replies: 52
Views: 12609

Re: Do you take pride in your job?

I successfully turned the station into a Burger King and prepared an unforgettable luncheon for the local nuclear terrorists once.
by captain sawrge
Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:29 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: I'm so fucking sick of "I BORED" let's call the shuttle
Replies: 78
Views: 15106

Re: I'm so fucking sick of "I BORED" let's call the shuttle

I tried to write a long reply to you feem but I wasnt happy with it but it boiled down to there's no mechanical incentive to keep rounds going and only players that go out of their way to do so will form any sort of attachment to a current round. These kinds of players are typically punished for thi...
by captain sawrge
Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:58 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: I'm so fucking sick of "I BORED" let's call the shuttle
Replies: 78
Views: 15106

Re: I'm so fucking sick of "I BORED" let's call the shuttle

I'm sure in theory you could just get the admin team aggressively punishing this kind of behavior until it's stomped out but then what you get in return is lots of rounds fizzling out because everyone is bored and sick of the current round or people trying to make things happen by getting violent an...
by captain sawrge
Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:57 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: I'm so fucking sick of "I BORED" let's call the shuttle
Replies: 78
Views: 15106

Re: I'm so fucking sick of "I BORED" let's call the shuttle

This is a code problem and until there is a reason not to call the shuttle added to the game this will persist forever regardless of policy or admin enforcement.
by captain sawrge
Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:32 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Monster Hunter World
Replies: 231
Views: 66552

Re: Monster Hunter World

Don't use LS, DB, IG or CB. Peace
by captain sawrge
Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:09 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Post your battlestation
Replies: 80
Views: 17099

Re: Post your battlestation

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/HTYpMgFwB2OdgQKtjRQCvc5tz3zOnGs3lm_RYmfIVxe9HULNUJnZNq7EgNJkjfRzxrZNmBQQagTo4rqDyPQpmcoSSecFfpoEaOWV3ivchmdkb-ac8RMwJb4PI-n3R89q_26pFU1C7jG5Q1VVFLcydbGRw8BLTEm3t20hecRUZziIs8GN2OOrLor3eYK_qiOdJNK51S28iQar6nl9TVE2200WXlQ3aWEn5r2qGnoXbv6e_4hMszWdAg00rfGSPN9p6jRB54E9J...
by captain sawrge
Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 2k18 /pol/
Replies: 2589
Views: 510352

Re: 2k18 /pol/

LMFAO @ this last page, but only the post where ShadowDimentio admits his feet are so fat he struggles to pull socks on
by captain sawrge
Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:01 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Monster Hunter World
Replies: 231
Views: 66552

Re: Monster Hunter World

DrPillzRedux wrote:How the fuck do you play GS and have fun? I tried it on my low rank hunter and it's just

>get an unsheathe attack
>monster hops away so can't hit
>spend half an hour sheathing it, run to monster, repeat above

I'm trying DB and they're fun.
unironically get good
by captain sawrge
Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:17 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Monster Hunter World
Replies: 231
Views: 66552

Re: Monster Hunter World

DrPillzRedux wrote:>not using the insect glaive

faggots
do you aspire to make the worst possible posts in every thread you look at or does it just come naturally
by captain sawrge
Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Daily Reminder
Replies: 17
Views: 9284

Re: Daily Reminder

Tonto your old gimmicks had a lot more creativity to them...