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starting the countdown until someone gets banned for transphobia and uses this appeal in their own appeal

if i *had* to remove one it'd probably be virologist just because its a job that runs out of content 15 mins in and has nothing a doctor couldnt really do people talking about removing assistant fail to realize that if you do all thats going to happen is people taking other jobs and then fucking off...

TheFinalPotato wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 11:11 pm
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 1:51 am dont leak adminbus
leak admin bus

let mimes have all three of their basic mime powers instead of picking one

the wall is imo objectively the best choice from a gameplay perspective every time and i dont know if ive ever seen anyone use the box or chair, the opportunity cost is too much

if you have gamepass play powerwash simulator, i played it on a whim and then spent 3 days zoning the fuck out to it

there isnt even any kind of admin conspiracy we just want people to at least try to be respectful

it costs zero effort to be angry at people with words that aren't actually horridly offensive and actually bigoted to people thats really all we're pushing for here

see you at least got through that one without actual slurs

just try to be more creative

i think the fundamental misunderstanding here is that the issue isnt getting mad at people and verbally shitting on them but using specifically awful words to do it

theres ultimately a point where if you're crude enough to admin they arent really under an obligation to try to respond to that level of hostility, i think

Senerio one: Law 4: Pressure is harmful to humans inform the crew that they are all in immense danger and begin bolting open doors from the outside in Senerio two: Law 4: humans are harmful to humans locate any humans who are alone in a room, bolt them in, and if questioned inform them of the harm ...

armchair gamedev thoughts: a little rng is generally a good thing to keep combat from being solved, the hard part is just finding that line where it's too much rng and thus skill is becoming less relevant a 5% chance to win a fight on a lucky punch is bad, a 20% chance to need one extra hit to crit ...

whenever people talk about euros i imagine british people with pockets bulging with old timey nickel and brass printed coins with the queen on them

Progression traitors theres a feedback thread up, i wouldnt be surprised if they eventually get tweaks based on it Cytobiology im not sure if cytobiology is included in it but theres a hard freeze on xenobio additions until slimes get reworked Post rework maint drones its hard to find things to add...

i really do appreciate your followup post, and yeah i can definitely see why it might come off as banbaiting i also want to be transparent and say that it was 2am my time and both parties involved were very heated in simultaneous ahelps so i was somewhat overwhelmed, thats on me and i definitely nee...

im posting this just before going to bed so sorry if its a bit incoherent but, to lay out the series of events as i saw it -at the start of the round a bunch of assistants decide to tide the brig, they get in thanks to the ai -you, the hos, start firing lethals at them. this is fair imo, they were t...

overall i dont think progtot is awful but i do think it would be fun if oldtot still had a very small chance of showing up, like a 10% chance every progtot is an oldtot instead

Those rules were written for an era where the crew was not roundstart arming for war ops tier threats every shift and security wasn't allowed to antag check random people via shotgunning them into crit, checking their bags for antag items, and leaving them in medbay lobby dying if they find none. T...

personally i feel like the roleplay/comedic potential of having the minimum age at 16~ outweighs the downside of needing to ban creepy people from the community every so often you could make the same argument in favor of removing a lot of things on tgstation that could be abused for gross purposes, ...

personally i think we should lower the minimum age to 9 so that we can have detective conan

ive been gone for like 2 months did xenobio get reworked yet

my parents bought new peanut butter today and its smooth and not crunchy and i miss the peanut crunch

15 years from now when earth is a lawless wasteland and ss13 is the only reprieve from the suffering of life, compiling amongus.dmi will still have been the greatest sin i inflicted on this community

what about the horny sixth grader still kind of uncomfortable but its at least two girls who are the same age if it wasnt so comically played up as her orgasming it would be pretty cute idk i just feel weird because yeah lucoa keeps molesting a small child but whenever she isnt doing that shes legi...

i havent watched anime as it aired since 2014 but a good friend coralled me into staying up late watching kobiyashis dragon maid s1+s2 and it was extremely charming and comfy whenever the plot wasnt about drowning a fifth grader in massive tits but that was only like 6.5% of the time so id say it wa...

sticky because itd be funny and silicons would get to rise up

imo the best way to play ai is to do whatever makes the round funnier/more interesting for other players, and that isnt something you can really put into a solid ruleset ive had rounds where people were consistently tiding and ive tried to steer security into responding to them because it gives sec ...

nobody is saying you cant get into dumb brawls with your friends but if you get to the point where every single round medbay mains see you talking on common radio and start pre-emptively making sulfonal and circular saws for when you show up and make a mess of everything its probably justifiable for...

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/68480

whether or not the mode was good for tg in the end it always sucks seeing big removals

im not opposed to encouraging more proper shuttle calling but also i feel like sending other servers incredibly silly and contextless shuttle messages is very funny

im canadian

There should be a co op game where one person has like a sniper elite perspective and the other one is a gta perspective of jfk driving someone made a game where you're the driver of the jfkmobile and have to do crazy taxi stunts to keep his head from having a direct line of sight to any snipers wh...

yeah the slow reaction mechanic is cool for what its worth i do think the overall concept of "there is a 'better' way to make chems if you're willing to take the time" is still good, it might just be better if its less of a punishment and more of a reward maybe something like keep the puri...

he had me up until the shotgun, my face still hurts from it

i like helping other antags if im antag but im also an exceedingly passive and unrobust player

TheFinalPotato wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:08 am did you know we have 2500 copies of a mob called oranges_ear that we teleport onto intercomms and other non mob things when they want to hear something?

i checked github and its real god damn i love video game coding

anyway the point is i never watched home alone but i feel like if it was made today people would assume kevin mcallister is some kind of sociopath and also his dad would probably own an ar-15

xenobiology is good

this is objectively a bad take but its also what i actually believe in

if he gets a proper voucher from another server and actually manages to improve his gameplay then sure give him a chance but if he comes back and plays the same way he used to i give him 6 days tops before he's perma'd again not to shit on him as a human being but from an admin perspective he was ge...

the duality of sybil

every day i wake up and briefly glance at the news, and nod thoughtfully at the reassurance that earth is steadily becoming inhospitable, the major country south of mine is run by people who are fine with children being shot in school, and regardless of the choices i make in the next 30 to 60 years ...

skimming the removal github tag to find things that got removed before i started playing /tg/ -clock cult -skewium -pre-cobbychems -xenobio carps having death bolt -hivemind antag -hygiene -old fusion -null crates -antimatter engine -virtual reality -smuggler satchels persisting between rounds -old ...

i did this twice yesterday and didnt even realize until i read this thread

fuck

if you go more than 40 minutes without showering or otherwise being wet, having your jumpsuit removed should hardstun you for like 9 seconds and spawn a cloud of miasma as all the concentrated stank comes rushing out

make it so that if a food item is "complex" (ie requires the chef to actually make it with a little effort) and its made in the kitchen or within x tiles of a food cart, it gets some units of a new reagent called nutriment+ that slows your hunger and gives you a small positive moodlet do ...

i apologize to everybody for making the mistake of bringing up silver slime food in the first pr also seriously just buff the chef instead of nerfing everything else this isnt hard make it so that if a food item is "complex" (ie requires the chef to actually make it with a little effort) a...

as someone who doesnt play mrp servers: prioritizing having fun and ic interaction over winning as hard as possible

thats not to say the goal of lrp isnt to prioritize having fun but its two different sorts of fun

coders currently have an active freeze on new xenobio content until slime breeding is given actual depth, for better or worse i do agree though that itd be nice to cut down on a lot of the redundant xenobio content and trim the fluff, the current system of every color combo needing some kind of effe...

Mothblocks wrote: ↑Mon May 02, 2022 8:46 pm Have you heard of that nice Croatian restaurant on Ulica Street?

ulica ta deez nuts

also polcon is one of the reasons i adamantly avoid discord moderating just replace it with touhou shitpost general

the emag should do more cool things to different machines

we should have a thread to brainstorm cool things the emag can do to different machines

inspired by https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/66647 which is a cool and good idea for an emag function

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