/tg/Station 13

There are other works of bad porn in the library system, and some books of how to do things too. The point is they are never used so any weird book would automatically be fled from screaming. I'd go librarian just so that I could throw books all over the station then. Watch people freak out when I ...

lumipharon wrote:But like, making the best bom possible really isn't that hard, and just one going off fucking ass blasts the server to shit, let alone 6.

But it looks so fun.

WGW would probably get picked up and either read or spaced.

Oh, so the whole black-skin thing is a fly? It just looked like permanent scarring from serious burns.

I was the captain there. A couple of the weird things I said in the log were just cracks at his "Help! I'm being repressed" thing, but I could pretty much see it was just a griefer and yet another unfunny clown.

AseaHeru wrote:That would harm the crew as a whole, or jsut make it so that they need the ID and can only drain/fill from the ID's account.

Suddenly identity theft. Scary.

Makes sense.

Would be nice if you could take something like a tie and craft it into a blindfold or a gag, under the same idea and such as cablecuffs.

Void Slayer wrote:Also service borgs should be able to accept money and give it out of their own account. Maybe the borg can also act as an ATM?

Would require an extra protocol so that people can't just order the borg to dump out money.

If it's a thirty minute round, it's probably either wizard or nuke ops, and I don't see why it would matter if they weren't considered catatonic by then.

I literally do not think I have ever seen a MULE in use.

Not emag proof. Sounds good.

ExplosiveCrate wrote:Obviously all transactions in the far future are handled in dogecoin

Yup.

Make it require the person firing it to have a loyalty implant aswell, just to make it even harder to abuse this. Nope, way too hard. You don't design a weapon so that antags just can't use it. You just design more powerful weapons with more safeties, and that way it takes them more effort to get m...

I didn't even know that. Huh.

Bluespace wrote:>steal hudglasses, captain's id, and one of these.
OH YES STATION IS MINE.

You'd still need to set anyone you can consider going up against to arrest. And make sure nobody fixes that once they realize what you're doing.

I've always had an issue with personal lockers being invulnerable without an emag.

Somebody, somewhere, is going to make a thread to add on-station motorcycles. It's inevitable.

Oh man we can totally have embezzlement/burglaries, can't we? Objective: Steal 1 Million Space Credits Replace nuke ops/add another gamemode that starts with a team of people dressed up in suits, lace up shoes, balaclava or fedora + sunglasses and tommy guns who have to steal the entirety of the st...

Stickymayhem wrote:

Spoiler:

Singularity anyone?

TheTerbs wrote:

SergeantSkread wrote:time to code and PR it

I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE CODE MY IDEAS

BUT OK THANK YOU

I don't either, they're kind of terrible but also not. Would you happen to know an ElementFive, just by chance?

I want to be a bartender and be able to buy a poison I can put in my drinks. Yes pls. All my yes. I have wanted this for ages. Poisoners Toolkit for Traitors would be amazing. A box filled with bottles of some nasty poisons, or a portable chem dispenser with poison reagents would be amazing.. Just ...

Worth a test maybe.

Stickymayhem wrote:-Activate sleeper agents (X number of people become antags. They can now use the nuke OPs communications for organisation)

If they communicate and work together, suuuper overpowered. And a lot of this stuff is arguably over-buffed.

All of that up until the "ahve to be arrest set for stunning" actually only BUFFS the weapon for Security, as it means that there's less risk in them carrying it anyways. It's just making sec really really strong. The records are going to make people go all "Paperwork? /strokestroke&q...

Steelpoint, Skorvold, and Remie take the cake on ideas for harvesting humans.

Safeguard should be rearranged and given law priority, why have law priority not apply to one particular lawset? A few things that are pretty clear: 1. RoboCop shouldn't be an initial option. 2. The lawset should be randomized. 3. Safeguard should probably be four laws. I would like Tyrant to be in...

Psyentific wrote:Tyrant is a hilarious lawset and we should have it in the rotation.

Much yes.

Was so annoyed when the one time I got to upload it the AI just shut down as opposed to challenging it.