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Byond account and character name: Looping - Mike "Turning Fag Degeneracy into Renewable Energy" Pence. I may also be identified by such names as: Mike "Faggot Fulgurator" Pence Mike "Follow Christ's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence Mike "If he's your wife, 25 to ...

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Hi, i'm one of the Headmins at HippieStation. Over the past two months, FonedSky has had 157 connections with 108 of them being over the past week. He's only gotten two warnings over this period and he doesn't have a shit record beyond that. 20-Jul-2015 | Was warned for excessive use of space lube ~...

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What was the creepy thing that's pretty recent and relevant His first ban appeal sums it up pretty well. http://puu.sh/h6dcu/10e3ddd0bc.jpg Akari was actually a female and had stooges like Skread and Jake trying to make ebin sexual ahelps. Granted he hasn't repeated that dumb stuff again, and doesn...

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Alrighto, Hippie Headmin here. I doubt anyone on our staff list would be able to provide any reason for why he should be unbanned besides his clean record for the time he's played on Hippie, the original ban he has on his notes was overturned and it's an error on our side that it's still there. If t...

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I'm going to hug the innards out of that other tomato, mano el mango. [1]YOU RUN TOWARDS THE OTHER TOMATO, SLIPPING ON THE REMNANTS OF THE PREVIOUS TOM-DEATH. THE KILLER TOMATO JUMPS YOU AND BEGINS TO BITE YOUR LEGS. YOU TAKE BRUTE DAMAGE BRINGING YOU DOWN TO 50% HEALTH. Time to attempt to destroy ...

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I'm going to hug the innards out of that other tomato, mano el mango.

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Uncle Badtouch: No explanation needed.

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[4]THERE IS A HUGE PILE OF WEED ON THE COUNTER AT BOTANY, YOU SMASH THE WINDOW AND LIKE A HUNGRY CHILD IN A SWEET SHOP YOU SHOVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK. Aight, now that i'm high as fuck i'm gunna take down those syndicates with the power of love, I rush to hug the ne...

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Character names are all randomised from numbers much like cyborgs, names default from job type and a barcode at the back of their neck which can be changed with a stamp by the HoP.
Officer-173, Engineer-013, etc.
Problem solved, no more stupid names.

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Does this mean I won't be able to join as Big McLargehuge or Dirk Hardpeck without being bwoinked or having my name changed?

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Australianism: [Common] *Hyun-ae states, "Big Jacko has signed up as Cargo Technician." [Common] Big Jacko says, "Lads." [Common] Big Jacko says, "Lads wot the fuck is goin' on." [Common] Big Jacko says, "Beepsky is an absolute lad." [Common] Big Jacko says, &...

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Seeing as i've made little progress out of the escape area, I rush into Botany to devour any grown weed.
If there is no weed, I will make my new job to make it somehow.

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Now that my enemy the cyborg has been defeated, I begin to breathe in and out fluently again.
I then rush off to go find a toolbox.

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Engie borg attempts to drag "Looping" through the chapel, un-bolting and re-bolting the door as I go (In order to save looping from harm from decompression) Also separate role in attempt to *beep [5]YOU DRAG THE ASSISTANT INTO THE CHAPEL BOLTING THE DOOR BEHIND YOU AS YOU GO. [1]YOU FAIL ...

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This automatically became bullshit when six months passed and the station was not completely destroyed, just imagine a six month long round. http://baystation12.net/ http://puu.sh/bxamv/3252560912.png rip tg, in the future only baycode shall exist because having the ability to erp with sex robots i...

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This automatically became bullshit when six months passed and the station was not completely destroyed, just imagine a six month long round.

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I was under the impression that lizards were the 'mexicans' of the station, the under-appreciated workers that everyone shits on. If we're going for realism then it is perfectly acceptable that humanity absorbed or murdered every other species they encountered so that they could be employed as worke...

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Someone is reading WGW on the radio? Well, how would a NORMAL person handle that conflict? You would walk up to the bastard and call him a creep and tell them to knock it the fuck off and keep that shit off the radio. and when they smile at you while reading more, you might shout at them that you'r...

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Providing that i'm still alive and not unconscious or dead while being dragged, I scream out "BORG ROUGE" and proceed to ahelp that the cyborg is griefing me by not listening to law 2.

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Crew, Assistant
Attempt to kill clown with toolbox for throwing banana peels down.

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I am against stricter RP not because I would mind it itself but because it would encourage more "realism" changes to the game. Yes I am still mad about bloody screen so real. No mention of masks/full helmets preventing you from eating? I'm not sure how i'd feel about stricter RP, but if y...

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sticky deadmin when?

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omnitricks you are pure shit, quit stirring shit
creationpro is a p'cool guy

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It works well with other servers, no idea how well it'd work here though.

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It's a rolling ball of vaporising lightning that actively seeks out both mob and machine. Depending on strength it either turns you to dust or gives you a extremely painful shock, i'm failing to see how it's inferior to the singularity. It enables experimentation as well as major fuckery, though I a...

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Engineers will be conducting tesla rods.
Smiting all the infidels raiding engineering with their bouncing bolts.

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Because some people get bored as a Technician and decide that they'll find an alternative to Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

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Canister bombs have never really gone well for me whenever I've made them, both IC and OOC. Either the AI cracks down on you, turns off power and sends in the fascists or someone else from Engineering/Atmos bursts in and thinks you're flooding plasma, on the rare case that you suffer no interference...

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Thought he was shit after I read the complaint against him, my experiences with him on the server have been quite the opposite though, sticky's a cool guy.
Runs fun events, works to keep the playerbase entertained and is quite friendly from everything i've seen.

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Unless they're either a problem player and are known for griefing servers and being a general shit or going on servers griefing, spamming or promoting in the name of /tg/ I don't see why any actions on other servers should be held accountable on /tg/.

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That's Bluespace.
A black furry.

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>Clown Wise Guy is clowning around >Confront him >He makes penis jokes at me >Tell him it's not funny because faulty cloning caused my genitals to shrink >He puts a hand on my shoulder and a foot up my balls. >He proceeds to harass security and me constantly during the round >After much mocking on h...

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Gold-grub should transform you into a fat person with the fat sprite, they also constantly fart like one sneezes when affected by the common cold. They can devour anything with enough time, including people. When they are attacked, you hear fat albert say "hey hey hey". Hivelord can remove...

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Remove Hulk from the Superpowers virus and then it's probably fine.
Or alternatively make it so that the powers you have don't change every few seconds.
Durkel nailed everything I hate about it.

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>On Artyom >Been enjoying some p'cool rounds >Round about to end, population is dying down now >OOC suddenly goes active >OOC: C4g: okay i just spent a couple hours making this and i already regret it http://i.imgur.com/gtxB8Me.jpg >Open up link and it's heretical nsfw xenos >Innocence dead, close a...

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So DawnOfMan is gone forever now?
And his alts too? I only know that he had an alt called Keybreaker, didn't know he had more.

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Nerf cloaking. Give them a weak version of phase jaunt with a decent cooldown, that could replace whatever the power that allows telefragging is called. Make it so that the battery drains really quickly when using powers and as such you need to be conservative. Have them be actual ninjas, avoiding b...

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Description of what happened: Just joined and walked towards brig when suddenly get shot and killed by sec. Those two attacked whereas the rest just stood and watched. So I get the whole not touching rev rounds with a ten foot pole, but this is pretty much entirely what happened. He ran up to the b...

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Oh, I remember this.
I was the AI who was called rogue, it caused no real harm to me after I allowed people to check my laws, but the RD who was a actual traitor revealed himself to me due to this.
Funny but shitty.

Please delete this post if it isn't useful/relevant enough.

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Allow neuter or no gender as a option.

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Shouldn't you take some part of their history into consideration, like how most of the playerbase thinks DoM is shit?

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Is Dawn of Man a legitimate candidate or was it some awful joke?

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Knaive wrote:When people tell me to 'Keep up the good work' while I'm working.

really?

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I don't have a screenshot, but we just had a round where approximately 75 traitor clowns and mimes had their traitor text flash past on round end. The traitors were: Valivian was Leonard Robertson (died) (used 3 TC) Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Success! Objectiv...

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I dragged off several prisoners to the execution room, where I proceeded to murder them. I parapenned the Captain and HoS as a Warden after they found me, I then harmbatonned them screaming out "ICH BIN HAMBUTON" I then lasered down any Officers I could find in the brig afterwards. !!FUN!!...

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It'd be neat to have the ore rates reverted but the mob infested side could be filled with anomalies, artifacts and other cool doodads.
This could offer a choice between chill-out job and roguelike.

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I'm surprised security antag is winning in the polls.
It'll reinforce the anti-security feelings many players express and will reduce cooperation the departments have with Security.

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