/tg/Station 13

remove every other gamemode and replace it with wizard, problem solved.

A *holdbreath verb so those who have to run through plasma/N2O without internals aren't instantly boned.

8 trays full of 100 potency ambrosia dues, each give about 15 leafs per harvest

theres no stopping this dank train

until janine comes along and is literally the worst person

While I'm not a big fan of the "I code and you don't so deal with it" ideal, the concept of having an invisible hardware on the same status as a riot helm seems awfully stupid. Maybe if the dermal patch had a more visible effect on the sprite (any), then it wouldn't be nearly that much of ...

can we just spawn each miner with a russian revolver so they can shoot themselves and get it over with? that seems like the best course of action with the current nerfs being done.

I was one of the deathsquad members, we were given pulse rifles and right as we got off the ship, a scientist greeted us with lockboxes for xray laser guns. Things were going great until the blob sent 2 blobbernauts. We still managed to kill both of them, but they got 1 hit on the 3 that were breach...

Only if they get a segway.

Bay has this real nice yellow lighting that comes off plasma fires, really bright. Makes stuff like hall fires or burn chambers look a lot cooler and makes sense, seeing how plasma can burn hot enough in a chamber to might as well be compressed sun-in-a-can.

Completely fine with murderboning as long as its creative. Things like murdermules running down unsuspecting crewmembers in the dark tunnels of maint, only to leave blood tracks in its destructive wake. The hooded unknown that picks off the crew 1 by 1, using maint as their hide-away, only to see th...

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I haven't seen this question asked before, nor have I ever seen it actually used in-game. What is an AI/cyborg suppose to do when a law such as "Law priorities are now reversed" is uploaded? Like, if we're dealing with ASIMOV, would the order of importance would stay the same, or would the...

First attempt at mapping. Includes fancy shrubs.

ayy lmao

Byond account and character name: MMMiracles (Jim Joffee) Banning admin : blessedheretic Ban reason and length: Went braindead as a head of staff with no warning. Appeal on forums please. (assuming perma) Time ban was placed (including time zone): oct 16th, around 9ish am EST (i think, dunno) Your ...

Using burn-damage to calculate it would lead to people being spaced turned to ash, so don't shortcut that. (I know someone was thinking it) Which is not a bad idea. Body frozen by space would crumble at slightest touch I think. I think the bigger issue is how convient space is already for corpse di...

I don't understand how this has become an issue after how long its been in the game. I don't even understand why some people are getting so bitchy over stupid shit like 'ayy lmao'. Leave it as it is, its suppose to be making fun of people who use netspeak IRL anyhow. So wouldn't stuff like, "S...

I don't understand how this has become an issue after how long its been in the game. I don't even understand why some people are getting so bitchy over stupid shit like 'ayy lmao'. Leave it as it is, its suppose to be making fun of people who use netspeak IRL anyhow.

Its perfect, though. The change forces the more shitty players to surface into a more broad view. They keep it up, Ahelp, and they get punished. If its a repeat offense, we can hope the administration kicks them out for being shit, while the decent players stay. At least, thats how I'm seeing this c...

Oven mitts. But we don't have ovens. Change the name of microwaves to microwave oven. The difference of those two things is actually quite big. My autism is tingling. EDIT : Also it would be awesome to have server-to-server away-missions, as in from Sybil to Basil and vice versa.[ /quote] That woul...

Gives an incentive to have more player interaction (cargo making you pay up for a crate you ordered), same with nerfing vending machines so people will actually eat the chef's food.

Also because not enough people heist the station vault for all that paper dosh.

Assistant is a job for gimmicks or new players. If you want gimmicks, ask the HoP for access change. I honestly never understood why a job with no responsibility whatso-ever got access to maint tunnels, even when security doesn't.

Using the disarm intent on a borg has a chance to tip it over, forcing the borg to wiggle around on the ground to try and prop itself back up. Help intent on a tipped borg helps it up.

Everyone except heads and security are antags? So what, like revolution, but absolutely hopeless for heads? Nothing like rev, considering the hunters are only allowed to kill their target and whoevers hunting them. Heads and Security act as the on-ship guards that you don't want to get caught by. M...

>you are the assistant >decide to infiltrate security because 'why not' >break into arrival checkpoint, snag a uniform, boots, and backpack, leave my grayshirt items behind >go to hop, tell him ID got stolen. >he believes it, gives me an ID >i go gear up, never got implanted >basically snoop around ...

Injecting a fat person with enough lube should make them sweat lube, causing the occasional floor tile under them to become lubed. Non-fat people just have the random chance to slip.

So saying the word 'riot' just took control over the other player's poor little minds and made them do evil stuff like PUTTING CARPETS ON THE FLOOR!?!?!?! The difference between 'riot' and: [17:58:13]SAY: Oldman Robustin/ForcefulCJS : RIOT [17:58:13]SAY: Oldman Robustin/ForcefulCJS : RIOT [17:58:20...

I was one of the few observing that round this happened, and from what I saw: Round started with the 'RIOT" thing, a few started prying up tiles randomly in the storage. It migrated into breaking into the side room above the HoP office, still prying tiles. Even after the first warning with the ...

bandit wrote:http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32

>implying plasma farts aren't the best idea

Then yeah, it's zero gravity issue, not magboots issue. I thought that this was a feature of zerogravity. The thing is, there will be no point is sabotaging gravgen for anyone but AI anymore. Make it so magboots are slower then sonic speeds (regular run speed), but allow regular control. While ever...

So you want people in magboots to run slower than everyone else or what? Because that is fucking stupid. I mean, why do we even have gravgen that can be sabotaged if there's no point in sabotaging it? Point of magboots is to allow control in no-grav situations and not get pulled by Mr.singulo. magb...

So lets say that there is plasma in a hallway and there's a guy trying to start a fire, but there's a drone following him with an extinguisher instantly stopping the flames before the entire hallway bursts out. Is the drone breaking his laws? The drone is not touching in any way the person, he's ju...

Make it rely on telecomms being active and/or have EMPs disable it, just like headsets. Abusing it just means whoever uses it will get ignored next time they actually use it for a real emergency.

bandit wrote:It just seems incredibly hand-holdy. How hard is it to pay attention to chat?

Not hard, but most traitors don't even bother glancing at their code words. Those who attempt to actually use them usually get ignored.

Blast doors can be pried open via crowbar when de-powered.

Alt-clicking on a tile works as an AI.

Violaceus wrote:It's from baystation.

10/10 feedback, perfect reasoning.

All non-humans get law 1 protection until they prove themselves harmful to humans. Technically, non-humaning laws shouldn't be all that effective until the ai sees them harming a confirmed human.

Remembering Team Charlie (or how to stop caring about meta and have fun) **this all happened on colonial marines** >all 3 of us spawn in, ICly agree to join charlie >one goes engineering, one goes medic, one goes grunt, other guy goes leader >commander tells us to secure engineering and get power go...

- There is no system, IC or OOC, to enforce the chain of command, so even if the CE ordered his engineers to fix shit, there's no reason for them to listen, and as a result nothing gets fixed. Dereliction of Duty/Insubordination exists in space law to act as a deterrent against this, and really sho...

I'm perfectly fine with the 'space racism' that comes with being a lizardman, and even in some cases, its fun to arrpee with (as long as they don't go overboard with it). My main problem is as of right now, theres some people going around attacking lizards just because. If they fight back, it usuall...

First round lizardpeople are added to sybil, AI throws the lizards a party in the holodeck:

not pictured: 5-6 lizards burning alive in the holodeck.

Captain needs to spawn with some sort of self-defense weapon. Remove the chain of command from his office and have him spawn with it. Its rather odd that the highest ranking crew member (and probably most high-value) late-joins with literally 0 actual offense. An assistant with a bit of RNG luck on ...

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