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InsaneHyena

When as an AI, I scream "Help Ivan mcGreyjumpsuit who is dying in engineering" for two minutes, and nobody bothers to go save him despite no crisis present on station When as an AI, my only cyborg goes braindead, and I find out when I need him the most When the captain and some chucklefuck...

InsaneHyena

Just use the up to date paladin code from the Fifth Edition. Honesty. Don't lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise. Courage. Never fear to act, though caution is wise. Compassion. Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdo...

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Can somebody explain to my why there are so many Ssethfugees at the Event Hall? I've seen no announcements like "If you're new, go here".

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The fluff was the best part of Clock cult to be honest. It was detailed lore that sadly wasnt fully implemented. Adding clock cult powers as loot for curators and chaplains would be a neat thing to add, as the powers are still in the code. Implementing methods of getting it would be the hard part, ...

InsaneHyena

Erase all evidence of Clock Cult ever existing from the code.

InsaneHyena

It's funny how some people jump to defense of people they would normally call jackbooted thugs and fascists the moment a few tiny nuances appear. Get fucked.

InsaneHyena

Reed Glover, but Emily Ranger, who was mentioned in this thread, is my spiritual liege, and someone I sought to match and emulate.

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Worth a try.

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Anonmare wrote:How are you going to handle robot devils? Unless you also want to give them horns, wings, a tail and a red paintjob

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InsaneHyena

Those ideas are wonderful, is anyone going to code them, though?

InsaneHyena

I've thought you were rightfully perma'd.

InsaneHyena

Also does flyswatter work on moths? I've always wanted to slap a mothman with it but was afraid it was some secret robust instagib item and i'd get bwoinked.

This is actually the exact reason I have a note about killing a flyman

InsaneHyena

That's super rough.

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Fatal wrote:If nothing else, remove the team chat and stop lings being a team murder mode at the very least

Every time I see lings it's basically a team mode because, why wouldn't they use that advantage

I've tried, but coderbus disagreed.

InsaneHyena

Just remove changelings already.

InsaneHyena

Fortunately that was around the time you were being trained to be cannon fodder.

I never actually got conscripted, you know. Yet.

InsaneHyena

DemonFiren wrote: Bonus point: no more InsaneHyena.

Oh, you.

InsaneHyena

We do this event every round.

InsaneHyena

>0.3% sub-saharan african
Shit, and here I thought you're white

InsaneHyena

Xhuis wrote:How many times do you have to swallow your tongue before you finally die?

What did he mean by this?

InsaneHyena

I want the tome back.

InsaneHyena

Hugbox

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Does botany really need more murder tools?

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Anonmare's Rules To Enhanced Interrogation Techniques Rule 1: Control: Don't let the suspect control the conversation - Interrupt them, press them for details, question their motives or actions - anything that keeps them from thinking up lies on the spot. Rule 2: Evidence: You can't make a case out...

InsaneHyena

Dr_bee wrote:Make the PK module actually usefu.

PK module's very intention is to be a joke, aimed at secborgbabies.

InsaneHyena

Part and parcel of living in a big city

InsaneHyena

My issue is not with killing the target, it's with finding it.

InsaneHyena

Yes and no. It's just two interconnected telepads now.

InsaneHyena

Objective 1: Assassinate Diggy Never-Returns-To-the-Station, Shaft Miner

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Top 10 anime betrayals

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It's not funny, it's sad.

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Pictures are worth a million words.

Spoiler:

InsaneHyena

>tfw no amount of underhanded dickery makes my players hate the antagonist If you know their IRL political preferences, make their antagonist represent something as far away from those as you can pull off without it being too obvious. My players are coming from "Sure, he's a fucking cunt, but ...

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>tfw no amount of underhanded dickery makes my players hate the antagonist

InsaneHyena

Shit, I've missed it? I've had big plans for DemonFiren

InsaneHyena

I'm bad at math, how many hours until the ball?

InsaneHyena

Happened a few months ago, but I'm still mad. >Chaplain >Walk around the station for quite some time, consider suiciding out of boredom >Suddenly, cult! >Time to be useful >Bless a water tank, drag it to the brig >There's nobody in there, and there's no AI either, so I have to wait some time >Finall...

InsaneHyena

Like I've already said, I'm inviting DemonFiren.

InsaneHyena

Someone has to take it out or crew lose.

This is not actually true. We recently had a round, where the disk stayed in the safe, and it counted as a major victory for crew.

InsaneHyena

Putting the disk into a safe and spacing stetoschopes should not be a valid tactic to defeating nuke ops.

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(F) DEAD: Lane Stewart says, "I would have had 30+ maxcaps" (F) DEAD: Sheryl Sherman says, "Lane" (F) DEAD: Sheryl Sherman says, "How did you die" (F) DEAD: Lane Stewart says, "I was telling an assistant how to detonate a bomb" (F) DEAD: Lane Stewart says, &qu...

InsaneHyena

>When you get so greedy, you ruin things forever for yourself and the rest of corporate suits

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>Come back after a few months hiatus >Wasn't conscripted after all >Yet >You're a LAWYER TRAITOR >Oh shit, a lot of things are different now >Okay, what do I do? >I'll just buy a revolver, print a shitload of ammo and shoot my target >And then whoever I feel like >Do exactly that >Hack autolathe >No...

InsaneHyena

Do your worst.

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Notes are an opinion. I have a note for killing a cultist in friendly fire. Majority of admins disagreed with it in the appeal topic. The note remains because muh expired ban.

InsaneHyena

Very rarely. Like, there was a recent round when I was playing as Explody the Maxcap Clown, and after seeing my name RD lost his shits and his all the tank transfer valves. So I had to go to cargo and order new TTVs for myself. There was a new guy behind the desk, who didn't even know what those thi...

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starmute wrote: Russia destroyed their own country by allowing psuedo-communism to flourish.

pseudo-communism

Jesus, please save me

InsaneHyena

Oh no, those poor germans, working to restore the country they destroyed.

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starmute wrote: Anyone in their right mind would be anti-Russia

Every time I think "Starmute can't possibly top the previous retarded thing it said", and every time I turn out to be wrong.

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