/tg/Station 13

They were traitors, right? If yes: this is why you buy a syndiekey. I have no idea. I think they must have been, is it usual to have seven traitors in one round? To clarify, I did Ahelp, the response was that it was valid and that traitors can do pretty much as they please. So I assume that CJ (the...

Another thing.
Gang pens motherfucker can you use them! You do not need to beat me to death, prick me, then clone me to recruit me, that just pisses me off and makes me want to fuck you over.

>round start. >bartender. >WOOT TIME TO RP! > spend 99% of round serving drinks out to lizards, breaking up bar fights and chillin. > Realise that I am a tator. > Kill lawyer > Agent bundle. > Lawyer comes in during a barfight, could pop him right now with my shotgun, fulfill my objective and say i...

Only stations I've been on were Yogstation, TGstation, Baystation and Colonial marines, out of all of them it's actually TG station I enjoy the most, the people who play it are funny, and situations are generally funny. The things that piss me off happen rarely enough that it's more a case of sittin...

>round start. >bartender. >WOOT TIME TO RP! > spend 99% of round serving drinks out to lizards, breaking up bar fights and chillin. > Realise that I am a tator. > Kill lawyer > Agent bundle. > Lawyer comes in during a barfight, could pop him right now with my shotgun, fulfill my objective and say it...

Hmm, what about plasma, would deep frying plasma maybe make it explode after a certain time due to the heat? That might be a neat way to make a ghetto bomb, maybe with a random timer and a chance to go off immediately to stop it being spammed. You could use buckets to toss boiling oil at people? Or ...

That sounds...horifying. Thank god I missed that hell. 'lings weirdly I don't mind that much. The only time it really annoyed me was when I got tabled within the first minute by the only other engineer, and he beat be to crit to eat me whilst spamming 'git gud scrub' and 'go pro aaayy' Could you not...

Antagonists just using it as an excuse to randomly murderbone. No Mr. Hihgly paid syndicate assassin/saboteur we're really not that sure why you felt the need to go out of your way to drag off a dozen bystanders into the maintanence hallways and bash their heads in when your job was to steal the ha...

Another thing I discovered today, abilities that bring up a menu, because that means that in order for my horrible shadowmonster self to glare at someone I have to click through three different menus to do it, by which point they have run away. Why is it not a simple case of click to prep it, click ...

Nope, it does the same damage on whatever it hits. You were fucked, basically. Indeed, I'm generally terrible at combat in SS13 anyway, I try to normally carry a bar of soap when I'm actually trying to kill someone, or a syringe gun+morphine needles, because me attacking someone usually ends with m...

>fluke ops >main op dominick pools after not saying anything, just randomly throws the radio into the middle of the room >already bought a sniper set and an emag >dominick steals emag and emags way to pod >now we are losing air too >dominick wont open the way to the shuttle >eventually admins do it...

Antagonists just using it as an excuse to randomly murderbone. No Mr. Hihgly paid syndicate assassin/saboteur we're really not that sure why you felt the need to go out of your way to drag off a dozen bystanders into the maintanence hallways and bash their heads in when your job was to steal the han...

What would I actually do? Well as I seem to commonly get lumped as CE when I play, I pray to god that the engineers are competent otherwise the power dies and everyone freezes in space. What I would aim to do would be to hand in my resignation as the Chief Engineer and then take the first shuttle aw...