/tg/Station 13

It has a right mix of p2w/powergaming/metagaming/whatever you want to call it and RP, at least for me. You can loot the armory and validhunt as an assistant or you can sit in the bar with a chaplain and pretend you don't know what the singubeacon is as an engineer - "hey, let's plug it in, it l...

You can break electrified grilles with a glass shard. The glass shard won't cut into your hand if you have ANY gloves(black, botanist...) Projectiles don't disappear when they leave the screen, so you can stun people without seeing them if you know their position/get lucky. If you use a revolver, yo...

That's why it's here man

Man so that's were your user picture is from, I was meaning to ask but I never would have asked because you know. It's like McCarthy's The Road but with dogs. I like dogs. And I like McCarthy. And I had a dog that was deathly afraid of fireworks of course so there's that angle to that too for some r...

>latejoin botanist traitor >okay >slip on a wet tile accidentally, cry and scream, Josh the Janitor wants to go to the brig to get arrested for slipping me accidentally, but the AI convinces him not to >make my way to botany, ask if anyone wants guns for some reason >some cargo tech wants one >give ...

HoS gets an implant that lets him zap and electrocute disobedient officers WITH HIS MIND

Hire new officers. Ahelp those that refuse to listen to your orders. I don't see any other way to improve sec now but to enforce cooperation.

If typing ":sMedbay officer reporting" once is too hard for them, fuck them.

I'd love to have that boombox. Imagine purchasing three, placing them near a bounched radio in space and then just killing everyone as their screams are drowned out by the STAYIN' ALIVE STAYIN' ALIVE AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIIIIIIIIIVE Actually I'm going to use a pAI or voice recorder for that next ti...

In my opinion the biggest problem of sec is incompetence of heads of security and absence of communication/discipline that arise from it. HoS is supposed to organize and discipline rest of the sec. Roll call when the shift starts. Someone doesn't answer? Demotion. Officers not listening to your orde...

some cool facts about me:

a) my cat is fluffy as fuck I love her
b) surgeon made a hole in my butt with a real life laser and the hole is still bleeding like two weeks passed and it's still bleeding and there's pus and I should probably get to a doctor again

Okay reduce the LING DETECTION radius to 1 tile and give a LING DETECTION time of I don't know 10 seconds. You have to like, rub your proboscis against Ian for the doggy to show any sign of discomfort. And taking Ian for a walk to detect lings? Say goodbye to your dog. I guarantee it will be stolen ...

YOU BRAKED INTO MY DEPARTMENT I KIL YOU LELELE DEPARTMENT PRIDE WORLDWIDE I HAET GREYTID Seriously this behaviour is the worst. ESPECIALLY when the person who is Valiantly Defending Their Department is unrobust/dumb/doesn't listen to you. I once ran into engineering from maint because I thought the ...

I like DA. I don't know how it's different from TRAITOR BUT INSTEAD OF 5 TRAITORS THERE'S TEN OF THEM. But, since you people want to discourage agents from killing erryone, here are my suggestions: a) encourage them to hunt down other DAs. You kill your target? You get 5 points. You kill your would ...

Okay so considering how newling is op too but in a better way than the oldling And considering there really is no way to detect a ling if he is not using obvious ling abilities Let's make pets hate lings! So that when a ling is within 3 tiles of, say, Runtime, the kitty goes "Runtime hisses at ...

If you want something, just grab it and run while spraying water behind you.

Want to force a shuttle call or just flood medbay with atmos poo?
Get a welder, some metal, a spess suit and a crowbar - or a space suit and a bunch of c4, and do what the picture says!

Won't flood the entire station with plasma, but can fuck over medbay, atmos and that part of maint.

You can get the freeform module with one block of c4 and a spessuit/firesuit/coffee/ointment. Just break into space from the hallway, plant c4, return to the hallway to get some air or erp or whatever, get back and grab the module you want. Alternatively, plant c4 from the conference room. Hide in d...

Dear Syndicate,

Why do you need corgi meat?

If I steal everything of value on the station, can I mail it to you somehow in exchange for that cool edgy scented soap you have?

Speaking of which, do you have fear-scented candles?

And finally, is it true you are run by cats?

XoXo

http://savingandmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/victoria.jpg My char's name is Victoria Warren. Which also happens to be the name of a news reporter. Who looks like my character, at least judging by hairstyle/hair colour. I am now convinced that SS13 has some sort of arcane connection to the re...

For people with internals, space is much like Canada.